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title: "4 Say Screwed Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-don-t-know-how-to-fix-a-car-if-the-car-breaks-down-and-the-gas-tank/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/mitch-hedberg-695_aka_i-don-t-know-how-to-fix-a-car-if-the-car_49697.png)

> [Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-pirsig/up-until-my-first-book-was-published-i-had-all-this-potential-people/)

[Robert M. Pirsig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-m-pirsig/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/121/robert-m-pirsig-817_after_up-until-my-first-book-was-published-i-h_112161.png)

> [“What else did he say?” She screwed up her face. “Oh, some weird thing about telling you that he still feels the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/what-else-did-he-say-she-screwed-up-her-face-oh-some-weird-thing/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a41/rachel-hawkins-379_next-time_what-else-did-he-say-she-screwed-up-her_256289.jpg)

> [“Your entire life has been a succession of things you are not equipped for. And while you may have, as you so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seanan-mcguire/your-entire-life-has-been-a-succession-of-things-you-are-not-equipped/)

[Seanan McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seanan-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/seanan-mcguire-972_entire-life_your-entire-life-has-been-a-succession-o_2081584.jpg)

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