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title: "3 Say Motherfucker Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“This grown man who now phones his father to say, "Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/this-grown-man-who-now-phones-his-father-to-say-motherfucker-i-ain-t/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c59/david-sedaris-333_grown-man_this-grown-man-who-now-phones-his-father_181104.png)

> [“I used to try to hypnotize myself into a Zen-like state of resignation at the outset. It doesn't work, not for this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-b-crawford/i-used-to-try-to-hypnotize-myself-into-a-zen-like-state-of/)

[Matthew B. Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-b-crawford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d97/matthew-b-crawford-26537_hypnotize_i-used-to-try-to-hypnotize-myself-into-a_308084.jpg)

> [Your conscience gotcha feelin like you done somethin wrong, but the flatscreen say motherfucker, we on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/young-jeezy/your-conscience-gotcha-feelin-like-you-done-somethin-wrong-but-the/)

[Young Jeezy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/young-jeezy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/young-jeezy-1485_ethics_your-conscience-gotcha-feelin-like-you-d_1919701.png)

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