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> [I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-never-ever-ever-say-anything-against-my-husband-to-anyone-except-my/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

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## More by Jen Lancaster

> [“donut can give you the kind of hug from inside that celery just can’t muster.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/donut-can-give-you-the-kind-of-hug-from-inside-that-celery-just-can-t/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-never-ever-ever-say-anything-against-my-husband-to-anyone-except-my/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/despite-my-best-efforts-i-m-not-quite-perfect-let-s-just-say-i-m-like/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/fletch-then-kisses-me-on-the-forehead-before-opening-the-cabinet/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“If I were a lesbian and had a thing for narcissistic ex-sorority girls? I’d totally do me." Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/if-i-were-a-lesbian-and-had-a-thing-for-narcissistic-ex-sorority/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“I feel like my takeaway from tonight is that it's okay to love shitty television, provided that you make an effort to appreciate other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-feel-like-my-takeaway-from-tonight-is-that-it-s-okay-to-love-shitty/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/you-know-what-it-was-like-it-was-like-thinking-i-was-heading-to-a/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/but-there-s-always-a-chance-she-s-hiding-a-flask-and-a-nixon-esque/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/cost-to-clean-deeply-soiled-rugs-200-cost-to-replace-shiny-black/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“I love the French and Italian church paintings from the Middle Ages. But I'm also interested to learn more about who was the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-love-the-french-and-italian-church-paintings-from-the-middle-ages/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“You know why I love HGTV? It's not just that I get a peek into other people's lives. It's that everyone's always thrilled with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/you-know-why-i-love-hgtv-it-s-not-just-that-i-get-a-peek-into-other/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-yearn-to-be-a-woman-of-more-depth-but-i-m-not-so-fond-of-the-path-i/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/i-never-sleep-on-the-plane-i-have-to-be-awake-and-using-my-mind-power/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [“Yeah, I'm over forty, flighty, and fluffy- I'd say I'm not ideal bouncer material.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/yeah-i-m-over-forty-flighty-and-fluffy-i-d-say-i-m-not-ideal-bouncer/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

> [When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/when-did-the-cell-phone-become-a-license-to-be-rude-and-why-must-i-be/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

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