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title: "8 Say Drunk Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grant-smuts/if-we-d-done-this-my-way-garrett-went-on-we-d-have-been-here-much/)

[Grant Smuts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grant-smuts/)

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> [Twitter, I always say is the drunk uncle of my personality, because I say some stuff sometimes that, you know that drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fabolous/twitter-i-always-say-is-the-drunk-uncle-of-my-personality-because-i/)

[Fabolous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fabolous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/fabolous-1722_always_twitter-i-always-say-is-the-drunk-uncle_493892.jpg)

> [ I was never in the office \[of Rolling Stone\]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-was-never-in-the-office-of-rolling-stone-it-was-very-different-from/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86a/p-j-o-rourke-184_different_i-was-never-in-the-office-of-rolling-sto_1215458.jpg)

> [Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldyna-threesya/someone-would-say-that-he-was-drunk-when-he-was-aware-that-something/)

[Aldyna Threesya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldyna-threesya/)

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> [“...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-hennessey/some-men-say-get-them-crying-on-your-shoulder-and-you-have-the-sheets/)

[Stewart Hennessey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-hennessey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/112/stewart-hennessey-280141_humour_some-men-say-get-them-crying-on-your-sho_1915410.jpg)

> [Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tebogo/ever-looked-at-your-ex-and-say-was-i-drunk-the-entire-relationship/)

[Tebogo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tebogo/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/tebogo-281819_bitter-love_ever-looked-at-your-ex-and-say-was-i-dru_2198698.jpg)

> [So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yheeps/so-much-to-say-so-not-drunk-enough-to-say-it/)

[Yheeps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yheeps/)

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> [I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley-amis/i-don-t-say-that-the-drunk-man-is-the-real-man-and-the-sober-man/)

[Kingsley Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley-amis/)

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