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title: "202 Sausage Quotes by 159 authors"
description: "Browse 202 Sausage quotes by 159 authors. Discover the best Sausage sayings and thoughts."
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> [Think of the man who first tried German sausage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-k-jerome/think-of-the-man-who-first-tried-german-sausage/)

[Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-k-jerome/)

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> [Jalapeno sausage, I love that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-larson/jalapeno-sausage-i-love-that/)

[Kyle Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-larson/)

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> [You will find a place to hide your sausage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-will-find-a-place-to-hide-your-sausage/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-claudel/doctor-do-you-think-it-could-have-been-the-sausage/)

[Paul Claudel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-claudel/)

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> [“Meine Wurst!” Better your sausage than your life, man!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilith-saintcrow/meine-wurst-better-your-sausage-than-your-life-man/)

[Lilith Saintcrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lilith-saintcrow/)

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> [I'm a connoisseur of sausage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scatman-crothers/i-m-a-connoisseur-of-sausage/)

[Scatman Crothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scatman-crothers/)

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> [I do the odd pie, or quiche or sausage roll.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adriano-zumbo/i-do-the-odd-pie-or-quiche-or-sausage-roll/)

[Adriano Zumbo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adriano-zumbo/)

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> [The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boris-johnson/the-meat-in-the-sausage-has-got-to-be-conservative/)

[Boris Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boris-johnson/)

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> [This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-whitehall/this-sausage-roll-only-contains-2-of-your-daily-intake-of-calories-if/)

[Jack Whitehall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-whitehall/)

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> [If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arsene-wenger/if-you-eat-caviar-every-day-it-s-difficult-to-return-to-sausages/)

[Arsene Wenger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arsene-wenger/)

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> [Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-dean/sausage-is-a-great-deal-like-life-you-get-out-of-it-about-what-you/)

[Jimmy Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-dean/)

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> [Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/bologna-is-celebrated-for-producing-popes-painters-and-sausage/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/regina-doman/how-do-you-say-bring-me-sausage-and-eggs-or-i-ll-slit-your-throat-in/)

[Regina Doman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/regina-doman/)

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> [A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henrik-ibsen/a-party-is-like-a-sausage-machine-it-grinds-up-all-sorts-of-heads/)

[Henrik Ibsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henrik-ibsen/)

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> [ Everyone from Canada and from here contributed \[to the Sausage Party\] - it truly is, like, every market. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-goldberg/everyone-from-canada-and-from-here-contributed-to-the-sausage-party/)

[Evan Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-goldberg/)

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> [You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-wife-keeps-a-can-of-vienna-sausage-in/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-asner/they-say-making-laws-is-like-making-sausages-you-shouldn-t-watch-it-s/)

[Ed Asner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-asner/)

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> [I've picked butter beans, okra, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. I've butchered pigs, chickens. We made our own sausage and pudding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaime-harrison/i-ve-picked-butter-beans-okra-watermelon-cantaloupe-honeydew-i-ve/)

[Jaime Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaime-harrison/)

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> [I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessamyn-west/i-am-always-jumping-into-the-sausage-grinder-and-deciding-even-before/)

[Jessamyn West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessamyn-west/)

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> [I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sebastian-horsley/i-am-not-an-intellectual-an-intellectual-is-someone-who-looks-at-a/)

[Sebastian Horsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sebastian-horsley/)

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> [I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pseudonymous-bosch/i-ate-him-said-the-homunculus-biting-into-his-sausage-the-kids-couldn/)

[Pseudonymous Bosch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pseudonymous-bosch/)

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> [Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aristophanes/mix-and-knead-together-all-the-state-business-as-you-do-for-your/)

[Aristophanes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aristophanes/)

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> [If I'm working as an engineer for another band, the responsibility for brilliance pretty much rests on their shoulders. I think I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-albini/if-i-m-working-as-an-engineer-for-another-band-the-responsibility-for/)

[Steve Albini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-albini/)

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> [There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-krumholtz/there-s-nothing-i-could-say-that-would-make-it-so-anyone-is/)

[David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-krumholtz/)

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> [I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-satie/i-eat-only-white-foods-eggs-sugar-grated-bones-the-fat-of-dead/)

[Erik Satie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-satie/)

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> [For many of us, it's too difficult to jump in to vegan full on because it's just so different than the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-freston/for-many-of-us-it-s-too-difficult-to-jump-in-to-vegan-full-on-because/)

[Kathy Freston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-freston/)

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> [Listen, boy, just ask the chef to make me a proper Full English Breakfast. You know, bacon, fried eggs, sausages, liver, grilled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-talbot/listen-boy-just-ask-the-chef-to-make-me-a-proper-full-english/)

[Bryan Talbot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-talbot/)

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> [Heaped on the floor were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/heaped-on-the-floor-were-turkeys-geese-game-poultry-brawn-great/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-walliams/in-britain-a-cup-of-tea-is-the-answer-to-every-problem-fallen-off/)

[David Walliams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-walliams/)

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> [Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-cowell/linda-mccartney-sausages-were-my-favorite-they-re-much-better-than/)

[Simon Cowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-cowell/)

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> [From where you sit, the White House may look as untidy as the inside of a stomach. As is said of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-rumsfeld/from-where-you-sit-the-white-house-may-look-as-untidy-as-the-inside/)

[Donald Rumsfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-rumsfeld/)

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> [I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-wore-a-groove-in-the-kitchen-floor-with-endless-trips-to-the-fridge/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

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> [I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-am-sorry-to-have-to-introduce-the-subject-of-christmas-it-is-an/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [“Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/kate-makes-good-sausage-jim-said-six-pairs-of-eyes-stared-at-me-thank/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/i-devoured-hot-dogs-in-baltimore-way-back-in-1886-and-they-were-then/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [“There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/there-was-something-sort-of-bleak-about-her-tone-rather-as-if-she-had/)

[Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/)

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> [“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-klawitter/a-short-ode-to-sausage-sad-to-say-there-are-people-who-regard-lovers/)

[Daniel Klawitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-klawitter/)

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> [Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/hannah-storm-in-a-horrifying-horrifying-outfit-today-she-s-got-on-red/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

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> [We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-antrim/we-eat-pancakes-to-escape-loneliness-yet-within-moments-we-want/)

[Donald Antrim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-antrim/)

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> [This infantile sense of order tended to infect my life at large. Up at 5:30 a.m., coffee, oatmeal, perhaps sausage (homemade), and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-harrison/this-infantile-sense-of-order-tended-to-infect-my-life-at-large-up-at/)

[Jim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-harrison/)

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                        "text": "For many of us, it's too difficult to jump in to vegan full on because it's just so different than the way we grew up eating. But if we take small steps - like replacing cow's milk with almond or soy milk, or using veggie sausage instead of sausage made from animals - we can keep enjoying the things we grew up loving, just better versions of them.",
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                        "text": "Listen, boy, just ask the chef to make me a proper Full English Breakfast. You know, bacon, fried eggs, sausages, liver, grilled mushrooms and tomatoes, black pudding, kidneys, baked beans, fried bread, toast and served with strong English mustard, mind - none of this effete French muck - and a large mug of hot, strong Indian tea.",
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                        "text": "Heaped on the floor were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, bartrels of oysters, re-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam.",
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                        "text": "In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.",
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                        "text": "Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. They\u0019re much better than eating real sausages and you don\u0019t have to contemplate half way through exactly what\u0019s inside them. ... You can have them, a bit of fried bread, tinned tomatoes. Delicious.",
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                        "text": "I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blasphemous and demoralizing subject. Christmas is forced on a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press: on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred; and anyone who looked back to it would be turned into a pillar of greasy sausages.",
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                        "text": "“Kate makes good sausage,\" Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. \"Oh yeah,\" Andrea snapped her fingers. \"The links? The ones we had the beginning of the month? I didn't know you made those. I thought they were bought. They were so good.\" Her smile was positively cherubic. Of all the times not to be able to shoot laser beams out of my eyes... \"What do you put into your sausage, Kate?\" Raphael wanted to know, giving me a perfectly innocent look. Werejaguars with big mouths with a pinch of werehyena thrown in. \"Venison and rabbit.\" \"That sounds like some fine sausage,\" Doolittle said. \"Will you share the recipe?\" \"Sure.\" \"I had no idea you were a sausage expert,\" Curran said with a completely straight face. Die, die, die, die... Even Derek cracked a smile. Raphael put his head down on the table and jerked a little. \"Is he choking?\" Dali asked, wrinkling her forehead. \"No, he just needs a moment,\" Curran said. \"Young bouda males. Easily excitable.”",
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                        "text": "Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.",
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                        "text": "This infantile sense of order tended to infect my life at large. Up at 5:30 a.m., coffee, oatmeal, perhaps sausage (homemade), and fresh eggs giving one of the yolks to Lola. Listening to NPR and grieving more recently over the absence of Bob Edwards who was the sound of morning as surely as birds. Reading a paragraph or two of Emerson or Loren Eiseley to raise the level of my thinking. Going out to feed the cattle if it was during our six months of bad weather.",
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