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title: "Best Sarcasm Proverbs"
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> [I speak sarcasm as my second language](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-speak-sarcasm-as-my-second-language/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Your tits are bigger than your brain b\*tch!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/your-tits-are-bigger-than-your-brain-b-tch/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [“You’re getting really good at your sarcasm”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marissa-meyer/you-re-getting-really-good-at-your-sarcasm/)

[Marissa Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marissa-meyer/)

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> [“Sarcasm is the language of smart people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-marcus/sarcasm-is-the-language-of-smart-people/)

Zoe Marcus

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> [Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marshall-sylver/sarcasm-is-always-perceived-as-an-attack/)

[Marshall Sylver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marshall-sylver/)

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> [Stay with me; I want to be alone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-lauren-adams/stay-with-me-i-want-to-be-alone/)

[Joey Lauren Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-lauren-adams/)

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> [Favorites dont shake the world..i Do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/favorites-dont-shake-the-world-i-do/)

Syoung

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> [Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/sarcasm-is-always-at-someone-s-expense/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/everskeptic/the-worst-case-of-discrimination-can-be-witnessed-in-music-imagine/)

EverSkeptic

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> [The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prentice-mulford/the-arrow-always-tipped-with-ill-nature-and-sarcasm-is-deadliest-to/)

[Prentice Mulford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prentice-mulford/)

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> [Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-lloyd-wright/many-wealthy-people-are-little-more-than-janitors-of-their-possessions/)

[Frank Lloyd Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-lloyd-wright/)

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> [“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aniruddha-sastikar/puns-are-just-another-form-of-sarcasm-which-may-or-may-not-make-you/)

[Aniruddha Sastikar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aniruddha-sastikar/)

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> [“Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sitta-karina/since-you-stand-in-the-same-bridge-with-him-why-don-t-you-two-just/)

[Sitta Karina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sitta-karina/)

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> [“Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mora-early/yeah-and-we-could-fly-in-on-dragons-and-release-a-cloud-of-sugar-plum/)

[Mora Early](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mora-early/)

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> [“This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-anderson/this-is-fantastically-squalid-said-milo-we-may-never-get-out-of-here/)

[R.J. Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-anderson/)

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> [I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-might-not-be-able-to-kick-your-ass-but-i-do-have-a-black-belt-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-takes-a-lot-of-brain-power-to-use-sarcasm-the-healthier-your-brain/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregory-maguire/do-you-expect-to-learn-anything-at-shiz-he-asked-i-have-already/)

[Gregory Maguire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregory-maguire/)

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> [“Sascha nodded. "Want me to wait?" "Do I want my mate to wait in a deserted forest while a dangerous Psy fugitive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nalini-singh/sascha-nodded-want-me-to-wait-do-i-want-my-mate-to-wait-in-a-deserted/)

[Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nalini-singh/)

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> [My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-voice-sounds-great-when-i-m-singing-with-my-earphones-on-then-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/psyche-zeroh/what-is-your-worst-sin-my-vanity-i-spend-hours-before-the-mirror/)

Psyche\_Zeroh

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> [No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simi-ngr/no-the-dress-doesn-t-make-you-seem-fat-but-your-dependence-on-someone/)

[Simi Ngr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simi-ngr/)

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> [“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slj-shortt/well-what-do-you-want-me-to-do-head-butt-my-way-through-a-few-inches/)

[SLJ Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slj-shortt/)

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> [“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-bullion/what-time-is-it-one-o-clock-i-nearly-spit-out-some-soda-in-the/)

Glenn Bullion

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> [“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-have-no-doubt-that-they-ll-tell-you-a-lot-of-kind-things-about-me/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [“Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-shearin/vegard-and-riston-s-job-today-was-to-guard-and-protect-me-and/)

[Lisa Shearin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-shearin/)

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> [Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/inevitably-anytime-we-are-too-vulnerable-we-feel-the-need-to-protect/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lyn/you-don-t-like-my-restaurant-miss-connor-i-couldn-t-say-since-the/)

[Jenny Lyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lyn/)

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> [Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/malachi-scowled-i-don-t-remember-the-clave-inviting-you-into-the/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“To be friends, One has to keep the professional ego and the sense of superiority aside. Why do we misinterpret 'sarcasm' it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/himmilicious/to-be-friends-one-has-to-keep-the-professional-ego-and-the-sense-of/)

Himmilicious

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> [“Kértünk mi ugye védő kart is a Jóistentől, arra az esetre, ha küzdenénk ellenséggel. Meg is kaptuk bőven. Mármint az ellenséget. Előbb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/k-rt-nk-mi-ugye-v-d-kart-is-a-j-istent-l-arra-az-esetre-ha-k-zden-nk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Use sarcasm. This is a favourite weapon of mine ever since my PGCE (teacher training) days when, naturally, we were expressly forbidden…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-chalk/use-sarcasm-this-is-a-favourite-weapon-of-mine-ever-since-my-pgce/)

[Frank Chalk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-chalk/)

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> [Don't blame yourself. Let me do it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-blame-yourself-let-me-do-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a cunt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-opinion-is-irrelevant-because-you-are-a-cunt/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/marriage-is-the-chief-cause-of-divorce/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [Of all the things that I've lost, I miss my mind the most](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyle/of-all-the-things-that-i-ve-lost-i-miss-my-mind-the-most/)

[LyLe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyle/)

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> [There's no sin in loving a man, only pain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-s-no-sin-in-loving-a-man-only-pain/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bj-neblett/you-might-as-well-laugh-at-yourself-everyone-else-is/)

[BJ Neblett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bj-neblett/)

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> [“I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pushpa-rana/i-once-saw-you-in-a-tuxedo-and-all-i-wanted-to-do-is-eat/)

[Pushpa Rana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pushpa-rana/)

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> [For all the people that are just that STUPID](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/for-all-the-people-that-are-just-that-stupid/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.",
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                        "text": "What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.",
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                        "text": "No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!",
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                        "text": "“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!”",
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                        "text": "“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that damn sunlight fool you. It lies.”",
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                        "text": "“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces, but Heaven only knows where they were when He divided up the gratitude.”",
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                        "text": "“Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the Guardians' citadel, it looked like a pretty plum assignment. I mean, how much trouble could a girl get into under heavy guard in a tower room? Notice I didn't ask that question out loud. No need to rub Fate's nose in something when I'd been tempting her enough lately. Phaelan had generously his guard services as well, just in case something happened to me that my Guardian bodyguards couldn't handle. Phaelan's guard-on-duty stance resembled his pirate-on-shore-leave stane of leaning back in a chair with his feet up, but instead of a tavern table, his boots were doing a fine job of holding down the windowsill. I don't know how I'd ever felt safe without him.”",
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                        "text": "Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting humor, criticism - anything that will keep from exposing the tenderness within. Each partner tends to wait on the initiative of the other for love, only to be disappointed but also confirmed as to the rightness of the accusations made.",
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                        "text": "“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One side of his mouth curved up. “This is true.” His finger lingered, and I tried to swallow the nervous lump in my throat. “I think you can call me by my first name now, seeing as how you’re touching my boob. That puts us a little past formality, don’t you think?”",
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                        "text": "Malachi scowled. \"I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.\" \"They didn't,\" Magnus said. \"Your wards are down.\" \"Really?\" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. \"I hadn't noticed.\" Magnus looked concerned. \"That's terrible. Someone should have told you.\" He glanced at Luke. \"Tell him the wards are down.",
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                        "text": "“To be friends, One has to keep the professional ego and the sense of superiority aside. Why do we misinterpret 'sarcasm' it does not mean to humiliate others. You cannot earn respect till you learn how to be polite. You never initiate, and when you do, your skeptical attitude of approach retaliates no friendship but a bunch of dried roses..”",
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                        "text": "“Kértünk mi ugye védő kart is a Jóistentől, arra az esetre, ha küzdenénk ellenséggel. Meg is kaptuk bőven. Mármint az ellenséget. Előbb az osztrák-muszka páholt el minket csúnyán-durván, aztán jött az első világégés, ami után a magyar \"szerte nézett 's nem lelé\" kétharmadát honjának és jóval több mint felét honfitársainak. Jegyezzük meg, nem teljesen ok nélkül hagyott minket Istenünk a pácban: az a gusztustalan náció, aki ily mélyre nyal be a zsarnokságnak ily kevés júdáspénzért, megérdemli sorsát. Mert bizony mi keresztcsontig toltuk be büszke nyelvünket a ferencjóskai setét seggbarlangba. Meg is volt rólunk a véleménye az összes népeknek. A derék Švejk is hiába kérlelte Vodičkát, hogy ne gyűlölje olyan hevesen a magyarokat, hiszen nem minden magyar tehet arról, hogy magyar - az öreg árkász lekeverte: marhaság, mindegyik tehet róla. És sajna igaza volt.”",
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                        "text": "“Use sarcasm. This is a favourite weapon of mine ever since my PGCE (teacher training) days when, naturally, we were expressly forbidden to use it. The key, as with most things, is the manner of delivery. Practise until you can deliver the remarks with the utmost sincerity”",
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                        "text": "Don't blame yourself. Let me do it",
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                        "text": "Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a cunt.",
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