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title: "Best Sarcasm Wisdom"
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> [Lets post quotes off of songs and NOT think for ourselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karishma-brahmbhatt/lets-post-quotes-off-of-songs-and-not-think-for-ourselves/)

[Karishma Brahmbhatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karishma-brahmbhatt/)

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> [“If only a stare can kill, I'm already a murderer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-ann-venancio/if-only-a-stare-can-kill-i-m-already-a-murderer/)

Mary Ann Venancio

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> [Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-knowles/sarcasm-is-the-protest-of-the-weak/)

[John Knowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-knowles/)

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> [Im not your type Im not inflatable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-your-type-im-not-inflatable/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tomorrow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/walk-like-it-s-for-sale-and-the-rent-is-due-tomorrow/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The fates do not cater to the whims of my sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-m-brenner/the-fates-do-not-cater-to-the-whims-of-my-sarcasm/)

[Timothy M. Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-m-brenner/)

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> [Sarcasm is my natural defense to fucking retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-my-natural-defense-to-fucking-retards/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/the-secret-of-a-successful-restaurant-is-sharp-knives/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-esar/all-work-and-no-play-makes-jack-a-dull-boy-and-jill-a-wealthy-widow/)

[Evan Esar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-esar/)

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> [“Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-thurman/niko-was-a-man-of-few-words-and-flying-sugary-snacks-i-like-that-in-a/)

[Rob Thurman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-thurman/)

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> [Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/poor-faulkner-does-he-really-think-big-emotions-come-from-big-words-2/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“You should give up sarcasm. People could get the wrong idea about you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-pryor/you-should-give-up-sarcasm-people-could-get-the-wrong-idea-about-you/)

[Michael Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-pryor/)

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> [“And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-rankin/and-little-girls-went-to-charm-schools-now-you-ve-all-got-degrees/)

[Ian Rankin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-rankin/)

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> [Twitter is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/twitter-is-a-great-excuse-to-talk-to-your-self-without-looking-stupid/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/my-level-of-sarcasm-has-gotten-to-the-point-where-even-i-don-t-know/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

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> [“When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryant-mcgill/when-you-succumb-to-cynicism-darkness-pessimism-and-sarcasm-you-are/)

[Bryant McGill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryant-mcgill/)

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> [What with the reviews of critics, the sarcasms of one's friends, the reproaches of one's own taste, there's precious little peace after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winifred-holtby/what-with-the-reviews-of-critics-the-sarcasms-of-one-s-friends-the/)

[Winifred Holtby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winifred-holtby/)

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> [“I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-stinger/i-don-t-get-you-people-you-watch-the-godfather-on-television-and-tons/)

[Mario Stinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-stinger/)

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> [“Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-houck/kishan-stretched-out-his-hand-and-touched-and-earring-lightly-his/)

[Colleen Houck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-houck/)

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> [“I know men laugh about this. About being pussy-whipped. About panting like a dog after a girl. About wanting a woman more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-evans/i-know-men-laugh-about-this-about-being-pussy-whipped-about-panting/)

[Katy Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-evans/)

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> [I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-teigen/i-tweet-from-bed-i-love-it-because-it-s-so-quick-and-it-s-funny-but/)

[Christine Teigen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-teigen/)

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> [“If only there was enough space on this tiny card to evoke my unfettered joie de vivre for what you have done.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joshua-braff/if-only-there-was-enough-space-on-this-tiny-card-to-evoke-my/)

Joshua Braff

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> [I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mila-kunis/i-have-this-odd-tendency-to-be-really-sarcastic-when-i-m/)

[Mila Kunis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mila-kunis/)

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> [“Then allow me to repeat myself, your Grace.” He bowed slightly, letting his mildness carry the weight of his sarcasm. “No.” “Perhaps”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-ni-coileain/then-allow-me-to-repeat-myself-your-grace-he-bowed-slightly-letting/)

[Rory Ni Coileain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-ni-coileain/)

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> [ “I shou'd not myself have thought \[Cato\] worth so much notice as I have here taken of him; but that the Men… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-sophia-fermor/i-shou-d-not-myself-have-thought-cato-worth-so-much-notice-as-i-have/)

[Lady Sophia Fermor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-sophia-fermor/)

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> [“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-galbraith/can-i-ask-who-you-are-sir-yeah-i-expect-so-said-strike-walking-past/)

[Robert Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-galbraith/)

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> [“August stared at her, aghast. "Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-schwab/august-stared-at-her-aghast-did-i-know-that-kissing-you-would-bring/)

[Victoria Schwab](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-schwab/)

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> [“At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. “Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/at-the-last-moment-kellan-swerved-around-him-quickly-leaving-the/)

[Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/)

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> [Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aubrey-plaza/sarcasm-is-weird-even-not-in-acting-in-life-i-feel-like-sarcastic-is/)

[Aubrey Plaza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aubrey-plaza/)

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> [My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-labruce/my-films-often-have-a-very-strong-strain-of-irony-or-even-sarcasm/)

[Bruce LaBruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-labruce/)

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> [“Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stendhal/mathilde-returned-and-strolled-past-the-drawing-room-windows-she-saw/)

[Stendhal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stendhal/)

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> [“You his brother?' 'Yes, damn it!' I burst out. "And all I want is to get my hands on whoever did this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornell-woolrich/you-his-brother-yes-damn-it-i-burst-out-and-all-i-want-is-to-get-my/)

[Cornell Woolrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornell-woolrich/)

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> [Oh you miss me? I can tell by the way you ignore me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-miss-me-i-can-tell-by-the-way-you-ignore-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'll only go if there's cake. ~Tobias "Four”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/i-ll-only-go-if-there-s-cake-tobias-four/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-maddow/i-m-a-sarcastic-person-i-learn-through-humor/)

[Rachel Maddow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-maddow/)

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> [Please smoke right in front of me. It's fine. Asshole!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/please-smoke-right-in-front-of-me-it-s-fine-asshole/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [I'm a really nice guy. once you get past my sarcasm...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-a-really-nice-guy-once-you-get-past-my-sarcasm/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I cant wait for him to text me so I wont text him back!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-cant-wait-for-him-to-text-me-so-i-wont-text-him-back/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-schaal/sarcasm-doesn-t-read-sarcastic-in-print/)

[Kristen Schaal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-schaal/)

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> [“SUGGESTIONS WITHOUT RIGHTEOUS SOLUTIONS IS JUST SARCASM”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwana-reynolds-frasier/suggestions-without-righteous-solutions-is-just-sarcasm/)

[Qwana Reynolds-Frasier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwana-reynolds-frasier/)

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                        "text": "“I shou'd not myself have thought [Cato] worth so much notice as I have here taken of him; but that the Men are weak enough in general, to suffer their sense to be led away captive, by such half-thinking retailers of sentences. Among whom, This in particular, was he worth the pains, might be easily proved to have been often grossly in the wrong in other matters as well as in the present case; and therefore, when he happens to be in the right, the merit of it is more to be imputed to blind chance than to his wisdom: Since the greatest fools, when active, may blunder into the right sometimes: And great talkers among many absurdities, must here and there drop a good saying, when they least design it. Of this stamp, are the generality of evidence brought against us. Men avers'd to the labour of thinking; who found reason a drudgery (...); who have gain'd all their reputation by a pretty gimness of expressions, which wou'd no more bear examination than their heads, their hearts, or their faces; and who (to mimic this sage) wou'd rather see common-sense in confusion, than a word misplaced in one of their sentences. Yet these are sages among the Men, and their sentences are so many divine oracles; whereas perhaps, had we lived in their own times, to have heard the many more foolish things they said than sensible ones, we shou'd have found them as oafish as the dupes who revere them. And tho' perhaps we might have been more surprized to hear such dotards talk sometimes rationally, than we now are, to read their sayings; we shou'd have had reason still to think them more fit to extort our admiration than deserve it. Care has been taken to hand down to us the best of their sentences, many of which nevertheless are weak enough: But had the same care been taken to register all their absurdities, how great a share of their present applause wou'd they have lost!”",
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                        "text": "“Can I ask who you are, sir?\" \"Yeah, I expect so,\" said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner invitation notwithstanding, he was not feeling sympathetic to the police just now. \"Should be just about within your capabilities.”",
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                        "text": "“August stared at her, aghast. \"Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would have the same effect as pain or music? No, I must have missed that lesson.\" She stared at him, agape. \"August, was that sarcasm?”",
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                        "text": "Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.",
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                        "text": "My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.",
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                        "text": "“You his brother?' 'Yes, damn it!' I burst out. \"And all I want is to get my hands on whoever did this to him!' 'Funny,' said a dick dryly, 'but so do we.' I didn't like him much after that. Sarcasm is out of place when a man has just been brought face to face with personal tragedy. (\"Walls That Hear You\")”",
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                        "text": "Oh you miss me? I can tell by the way you ignore me.",
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