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title: "Best Sarcasm Thoughts"
description: "Browse 1,265 Sarcasm quotes by 760 authors. Discover the best Sarcasm sayings and thoughts."
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> [Computers will understand sarcasm before Americans do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoffrey-hinton/computers-will-understand-sarcasm-before-americans-do/)

[Geoffrey Hinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoffrey-hinton/)

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> [“You are in good shape for a dead man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-stinger/you-are-in-good-shape-for-a-dead-man/)

[Mario Stinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-stinger/)

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> [Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hazrat-inayat-khan/sarcasm-is-an-abuse-of-the-intellect/)

[Hazrat Inayat Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hazrat-inayat-khan/)

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> [“They(women) go shopping as bees go flower visiting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-women-go-shopping-as-bees-go-flower-visiting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“OF COURSE I’M BEING SARCASTIC! I”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crafty-nichole/of-course-i-m-being-sarcastic-i/)

[Crafty Nichole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/crafty-nichole/)

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> [All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-hill/all-i-can-say-is-forgive-me-for-i-know-exactly-what-i-do/)

[Nicole Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-hill/)

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> [Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/duffy-daugherty/football-is-not-a-contact-sport-its-a-collision-sport/)

[Duffy Daugherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/duffy-daugherty/)

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> [Shit happens... Specially when I see your face!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/shit-happens-specially-when-i-see-your-face/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [“You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-rees-brennan/you-will-never-find-me-in-trouble-you-will-find-me-in-the-library-if/)

[Sarah Rees Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-rees-brennan/)

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> [“The problem is that irony and sarcasm don’t translate well online. They have the potential to backfire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-alvear/the-problem-is-that-irony-and-sarcasm-don-t-translate-well-online/)

[Mike Alvear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-alvear/)

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> [“Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-stark/well-it-just-figures-younger-told-him-like-a-man-explaining-his/)

[Richard Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-stark/)

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> [Bitch I'm Not Impressed , you must have got the Wrong Impression](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/bitch-i-m-not-impressed-you-must-have-got-the-wrong-impression/)

[Syoung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/syoung/)

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> [Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/confidence-self-respect-humility-my-dick-patience-honesty-and-loyalty/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

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> [The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/airyell-speaks/the-human-race-is-lucky-i-m-a-nice-girl-otherwise-only-1-4-of-them/)

[Airyell Speaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/airyell-speaks/)

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> [Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lupo/let-s-face-it-it-s-not-really-an-addiction-until-you-ve-had-to-suck/)

[Fran Lupo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lupo/)

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> [No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-that-dress-doesn-t-make-you-seem-fat-but-your-dependence-on-others/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-marks/she-never-saw-the-point-of-making-fun-of-strangers-how-could-you/)

[Daniel Marks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-marks/)

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> [When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/when-i-was-a-boy-of-14-my-father-was-so-ignorant-i-could-hardly-stand/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-can-t-believe-how-strong-the-winds-were-last-night-i-nipped-out-to/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

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> [“Of course she'd told him she would, but if the man hadn't registered her sarcasm, then he wasn't making full use of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-connealy/of-course-she-d-told-him-she-would-but-if-the-man-hadn-t-registered/)

[Mary Connealy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-connealy/)

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> [There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfred-hitchcock/there-are-several-differences-between-a-footballl-game-and-a/)

[Alfred Hitchcock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfred-hitchcock/)

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> [“Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/panic-at-the-disco/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-slightly-sarcastic-with-a/)

[Panic at the Disco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/panic-at-the-disco/)

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> [“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/truly-remarked-nandi-as-we-entered-a-darkened-tunnel-it-is-amazing/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-ringle/i-ve-given-her-signs-i-ve-given-her-plenty-of-signs-what-does-she/)

[Molly Ringle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-ringle/)

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> [Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/picture-a-place-called-the-karma-kafe-and-it-ll-save-me-the-bother-of/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

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> [“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ottilie-weber/abby-wouldn-t-want-you-to-suffer-because-of-some-jerk-that-kidnapped/)

[Ottilie Weber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ottilie-weber/)

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> [“That’s not what I… never mind. What are our fathers talking about, exactly?” “Oh, I’m sure they’re just catching up on old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-sunseri/that-s-not-what-i-never-mind-what-are-our-fathers-talking-about/)

[Heather Sunseri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-sunseri/)

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> [Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/goresthorpe-grange-is-a-feudal-mansion-or-so-it-was-termed-in-the/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-starting-to-hate-my-sixteenth-birthday-a-poufy-white-dress-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/since-i-ve-moved-here-you-have-shown-up-at-my-door-eight-times-i-obey/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“...The best guess we have, is we are on some kind of space craft. As for why, we don’t know anything other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-b-shepherd/the-best-guess-we-have-is-we-are-on-some-kind-of-space-craft-as-for/)

[a.b. shepherd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-b-shepherd/)

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> [“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thucydides/for-the-whole-earth-is-the-tomb-of-famous-men-not-only-are-they-2/)

[Thucydides](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thucydides/)

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> [Give A Man A Mask And He Will Reveal His True Self.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nizamshahbaaz/give-a-man-a-mask-and-he-will-reveal-his-true-self/)

[NizamShahbaaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nizamshahbaaz/)

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> [I wish I was being sarcastic but I'm not, get over it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wish-i-was-being-sarcastic-but-i-m-not-get-over-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-allergic-to-stupidity-i-break-out-in-sarcasm/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The ego taunts truth with sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-f-hodge/the-ego-taunts-truth-with-sarcasm/)

[T.F. Hodge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-f-hodge/)

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> [“Everything's just fucking Disney with you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/everything-s-just-fucking-disney-with-you/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [“Och, they suit you, Queenie! Promise me you'll wear them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-wein/och-they-suit-you-queenie-promise-me-you-ll-wear-them/)

[Elizabeth Wein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-wein/)

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> [Sarcasm is humor with an attitude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-humor-with-an-attitude/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecelia-ahern/you-know-sarcasm-is-the-lowest-form-of-wit/)

[Cecelia Ahern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecelia-ahern/)

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                        "text": "Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice. Its right to this adjective had a most remarkable effect upon its price, and the advantages gained may possibly be more sentimental than real. Still, it is soothing to me to know that I have slits in my staircase through which I can discharge arrows; and there is a sense of power in the fact of possessing a complicated apparatus by means of which I am enabled to pour molten lead upon the head of the casual visitor.",
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