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title: "Best Sarcasm Lines"
description: "Browse 1,265 Sarcasm quotes by 760 authors. Discover the best Sarcasm sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gilbert/i-d-like-to-do-more-stuff-with-less-sarcasm/)

[Sara Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gilbert/)

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> [The 100% American is 99% idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/the-100-american-is-99-idiot/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-m-sorry-i-use-my-rapier-wit-to-hide-my-inner-pain/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-only-service-i-can-offer-some-people-is-sarcasm/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Stop teasing me, doc. You haven't got the tits for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-hine/stop-teasing-me-doc-you-haven-t-got-the-tits-for-it/)

[David Hine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-hine/)

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> [Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ford-frick/avoid-sarcasm-don-t-insist-on-the-last-word/)

[Ford Frick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ford-frick/)

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> [Thats the real me alrihght I'm just FULL of sarcasm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thats-the-real-me-alrihght-i-m-just-full-of-sarcasm/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-a-heinlein/were-you-born-stupid-heinrich-or-did-you-have-to-study/)

[Robert A. Heinlein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-a-heinlein/)

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> [Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-helps-keep-you-from-telling-people-what-you-really-think-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously f\*ck you up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ice-t/never-mumble-some-sarcastic-shit-to-somebody-who-can-obviously-f-ck/)

[Ice T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ice-t/)

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> [A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/a-fine-horse-or-a-beautiful-woman-i-cannot-look-at-them-unmoved-even/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“Don't sound so surprised. I have sensible moments, you know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-peters/don-t-sound-so-surprised-i-have-sensible-moments-you-know/)

[Elizabeth Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-peters/)

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> [People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soul/people-who-say-lying-gets-you-in-trouble-are-liars-as-far-as-i-know/)

[SouL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soul/)

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> [“This is my ‘I give a f\*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julieanne-o-connor/this-is-my-i-give-a-f-k-rope-it-s-frayed-faded-and-hanging-on-by-one/)

[Julieanne O'Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julieanne-o-connor/)

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> [No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nwori-joshua/no-food-for-lazy-men-uh-huh-well-in-my-country-they-own-grocery-stores/)

[Nwori Joshua](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nwori-joshua/)

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> [“Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-bird/going-beyond-sarcasm-straight-to-out-and-out-insult-is-delicious-like/)

[Sarah Bird](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-bird/)

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> [“And fetch some straw. We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.” “Straw. I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-bourne/and-fetch-some-straw-we-ll-put-it-between-us-and-the-ground-no-reason/)

[Joanna Bourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-bourne/)

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> [“Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-galbraith/im-the-monosyllable-was-heavy-with-contempt-e-s-a-twat-is-he-yeah-e/)

[Robert Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-galbraith/)

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> [“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility." "Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-l-lavell/i-am-captain-dakkan-i-am-in-charge-of-this-facility-captain-dakkan/)

[William L. Lavell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-l-lavell/)

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> [You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-may-hate-me-for-being-a-sarcastic-bitch-but-i-m-the-one-who-gets/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tana-french/breslin-gives-me-his-wise-teacher-smile-which-is-kind-and-crinkly-and/)

[Tana French](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tana-french/)

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> [From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-boleyn/from-a-private-gentlewoman-you-have-made-me-first-a-marchioness-then/)

[Anne Boleyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-boleyn/)

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> [I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-in-the-hospital-today-and-saw-this-cute-guy-with-a-cast-on-his/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“In fact,' said Poirot, 'she stabbed him in the dark, not realising that he was dead already, but somehow deduced that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-christie/in-fact-said-poirot-she-stabbed-him-in-the-dark-not-realising-that-he/)

[Agatha Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-christie/)

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> [“Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust!...likewise your moods, woes an wounds!...turns…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ferdinand-celine/buy-fable-the-book-that-rejuvenates-your-soul-makes-your-belly-belly/)

[Louis-Ferdinand Céline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ferdinand-celine/)

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> [I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/i-believe-no-satirist-could-breathe-this-air-if-another-juvenal-or/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [“And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-grant/and-your-neihjbour-is-sitting-next-door-weeping-as-she-watches-her/)

[Linda Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-grant/)

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> [“All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/all-right-she-said-a-little-sarcastically-i-was-going-to-assume-you/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [“Sophie coughed, and Oliver felt his cheeks becoming warm. “Don’t be an ass, Andrew.” “That’s a little bit difficult to accomplish, y’know?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zeinab-alayan/sophie-coughed-and-oliver-felt-his-cheeks-becoming-warm-don-t-be-an/)

[Zeinab Alayan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zeinab-alayan/)

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> [“Desjani pulled out a ration bar. 'Hungry?' she asked Geary. 'I had something earlier. Is that a Yanika Babiya?' 'No. It’s .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-campbell/desjani-pulled-out-a-ration-bar-hungry-she-asked-geary-i-had/)

[Jack Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-campbell/)

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> [“I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-gracia-williams/i-was-planning-to-end-this-phase-after-a-few-weeks-but-after-one/)

[Whitney Gracia Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-gracia-williams/)

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> [“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-k-chesterton/then-the-small-man-suddenly-ran-after-them-and-said-i-want-to-get-my/)

[G.K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-k-chesterton/)

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> [He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/forrest-tucker/he-loves-nature-in-spite-of-what-it-did-to-him/)

[Forrest Tucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/forrest-tucker/)

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> [“Sarcasm is just anger.” “You’re an idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/smith-henderson/sarcasm-is-just-anger-you-re-an-idiot/)

[Smith Henderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/smith-henderson/)

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> [My life is my business and you're fired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonya-parker/my-life-is-my-business-and-you-re-fired/)

[Sonya Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonya-parker/)

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> [Sarcasm and Coffee. The perfect start to a new day!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-and-coffee-the-perfect-start-to-a-new-day/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Ah, sarcasm. The final refuge of the desperate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-macnamara/ah-sarcasm-the-final-refuge-of-the-desperate/)

[Ashlyn Macnamara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-macnamara/)

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> [“Because we don't really sparkle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-g-hartness/because-we-don-t-really-sparkle/)

[John G. Hartness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-g-hartness/)

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> [It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-newman/it-s-always-darkest-before-it-turns-absolutely-pitch-black/)

[Paul Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-newman/)

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> [“Sometimes when things get too real, my sarcasm takes over”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-hoover/sometimes-when-things-get-too-real-my-sarcasm-takes-over/)

[Colleen Hoover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-hoover/)

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                        "text": "“And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which could take your boy's eye out or give him brain damage if god forbids he took off his helmet one of those dusty stones hit him in the head”",
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                        "text": "“All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might as well ask, what do you do for fun?” “I languish in sin,” I replied in the same tone. “I take my babies rare, and my virgins over easy.”",
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                        "text": "“Sophie coughed, and Oliver felt his cheeks becoming warm. “Don’t be an ass, Andrew.” “That’s a little bit difficult to accomplish, y’know?” Andrew replied. “I mean, if you had been so kind as to paint me with black and white stripes, I would’ve been a zebra!”",
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                        "text": "“Desjani pulled out a ration bar. 'Hungry?' she asked Geary. 'I had something earlier. Is that a Yanika Babiya?' 'No. It’s . . .' She squinted at the label. 'Spicy chicken curry.' 'A chicken curry ration bar? How are they?' Taking a small bite, Desjani chewed slowly, pretending not to be aware that everyone on the bridge was watching her instead of staring at the representation of the alien hypernet gate. 'It’s definitely got curry in it. Spicy, not so much. Some of the other stuff tastes like chicken.' 'That doesn’t narrow it down too much, does it?' Geary said. 'Every kind of meat in a ration bar tastes like chicken, Captain,' Lieutenant Castries suggested. 'Except the chicken.' 'You’re right, Lieutenant,' Desjani said. 'Real chicken in ration bars tastes like, what, mutton?' 'Ham,' Yuon tossed in. 'Bad ham.' 'So this can’t be chicken because it tastes like chicken,' Desjani concluded.”",
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