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title: "Best Sarcasm Words"
description: "Browse 1,265 Sarcasm quotes by 760 authors. Discover the best Sarcasm sayings and thoughts."
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> [There is a great need for a sarcasm font.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/there-is-a-great-need-for-a-sarcasm-font/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [Reality What Keeps You Down Low, Sarcasm What Keeps You Up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ishanth-ahmed/reality-what-keeps-you-down-low-sarcasm-what-keeps-you-up/)

[Ishanth Ahmed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ishanth-ahmed/)

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> [Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/those-who-believe-in-telekinetics-raise-my-hand/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/columbus-short/i-m-a-silly-guy-i-love-wit-and-cynicism-and-sarcasm/)

[Columbus Short](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/columbus-short/)

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> [“Are you cold? No, Brainiac; I’m on flipping Vibrate Mode.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abby-morel/are-you-cold-no-brainiac-i-m-on-flipping-vibrate-mode/)

[Abby Morel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abby-morel/)

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> [Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/neither-irony-or-sarcasm-is-argument/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/sarcasm-is-the-last-refuge-of-the-imaginatively-bankrupt/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/some-people-pay-a-compliment-as-if-they-expected-a-receipt/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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> [Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is a brain stimulant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/having-sarcastic-friends-will-make-you-more-creative-sarcasm-is-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/kids-in-the-back-seat-cause-accidents-accidents-in-the-back-seat/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense.  I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-e-goodrich/rest-assured-you-make-perfectly-good-nonsense-i-understand-you-one/)

[Richelle E. Goodrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-e-goodrich/)

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> [“Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/who-the-hell-is-that-some-call-her-satan-others-beelzebub-she-goes-by/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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> [Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/sorry-honey-sarcasm-falls-out-of-my-mouth-just-like-stupid-falls-from/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [“How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhijit-tripathi/how-gloomy-it-is-to-pause-to-cease-and-to-rust-unburn-to-get-used-and/)

[Abhijit Tripathi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhijit-tripathi/)

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> [When the Wise man points at the moon... the idiot looks at the finger...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avinash-wandre/when-the-wise-man-points-at-the-moon-the-idiot-looks-at-the-finger/)

[Avinash Wandre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avinash-wandre/)

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> [In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alanis-morissette/in-my-opinion-i-think-sarcasm-and-humor-in-a-song-without-turning-it/)

[Alanis Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alanis-morissette/)

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> [ “He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants \[...\], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-baldacci/he-d-been-given-an-assignment-to-write-about-teen-beauty-pageants/)

[David Baldacci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-baldacci/)

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> [Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richie-parker/girl-if-you-didn-t-act-like-you-were-all-that-when-you-were-a-9-or-a/)

[Richie Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richie-parker/)

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> [Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/having-to-delete-songs-for-making-room-in-your-ipod-is-like-having-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-opened-my-eyes-really-wide-and-fluttered-my-eyelashes-at-him-i-m/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marissa-meyer/what-really-and-i-thought-i-was-just-emotionally-withdrawn-she-pulled/)

[Marissa Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marissa-meyer/)

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> [“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/you-must-be-a-blast-on-long-car-rides-oh-i-am-you-haven-t-experienced/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [“For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-hornby/for-the-first-time-but-certainly-not-the-last-i-began-to-believe-that/)

[Nick Hornby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-hornby/)

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> [“Dearest love, let me count the ways. Dismemberment, garroted, poisoned, drowned, named. I read that as soon as a species is named…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsay-hunter/dearest-love-let-me-count-the-ways-dismemberment-garroted-poisoned/)

[Lindsay Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsay-hunter/)

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> [“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-walker/we-were-in-such-good-moods-we-even-decided-to-hit-todd-s-house-for/)

[Kristin Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-walker/)

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> [“This is awesome," Tsunami said. "I'm so excited." "Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia." "Are you being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tui-t-sutherland/this-is-awesome-tsunami-said-i-m-so-excited-going-to-see-my-very/)

[Tui T. Sutherland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tui-t-sutherland/)

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> [“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-r-donaldson/the-speed-felt-tremendous-and-the-bottom-of-the-ravine-was/)

[Stephen R. Donaldson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-r-donaldson/)

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> [“So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janette-rallison/so-what-were-your-favorite-subjects-in-school-school-he-leaned-back/)

[Janette Rallison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janette-rallison/)

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> [how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-does-she-know-it-s-the-right-room-wondered-descant-oh-i-don-t/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [“Eisenhower and Patton, old friends and figures crucial to the Allies' upcoming success, conferred over yet another gaffe on Patton's part that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-edward-smith/eisenhower-and-patton-old-friends-and-figures-crucial-to-the-allies/)

[Jean Edward Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-edward-smith/)

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> [“I interrupt Jode. “Marcus, what?” “Nothing.” I look at Daryn. “Why is he pissed at me?” “You attacked him,” she says. “In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-rossi/i-interrupt-jode-marcus-what-nothing-i-look-at-daryn-why-is-he-pissed/)

[Veronica Rossi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-rossi/)

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> [“You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window." "He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/you-know-cecily-said-you-really-didn-t-have-to-throw-that-man-through/)

[cassandra clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-goldsmith/ask-me-no-questions-and-i-ll-tell-you-no-fibs/)

[Oliver Goldsmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-goldsmith/)

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> [Sarcasm is the bodys natural defense against stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-the-bodys-natural-defense-against-stupid/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You don't give me butterflies, you give me caterpillars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yasmine-karrit/you-don-t-give-me-butterflies-you-give-me-caterpillars/)

[Yasmine Karrit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yasmine-karrit/)

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> [I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-be-quite-sarcastic-when-i-m-in-the-mood/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alright. I'm shamed. You can stop pointing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/alright-i-m-shamed-you-can-stop-pointing/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gilbert/i-d-to-do-more-stuff-with-less-sarcasm/)

[Sara Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gilbert/)

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> [Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pretty-ladii/being-fat-lowers-your-chance-of-getting-kidnapped/)

[Pretty Ladii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pretty-ladii/)

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> [Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-brie/why-have-computers-politicians-are-far-more-calculating/)

[Andre Brie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-brie/)

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                        "text": "“This is awesome,\" Tsunami said. \"I'm so excited.\" \"Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia.\" \"Are you being Glory now?\" Sunny asked. \"Queen of Sarcasm?\" \"I can be sarcastic, too! \"She doesn't get to be queen of everything,\" Tsunami grumbled.”",
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                        "text": "“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it; steer it to safer footing. Of course. And while she was at it, she ought to defeat the Alend Monarch's army, take care of Master Gilbur and the arch-Imager Vagel, and produce peace on earth. While composing great music with her free hand. Instead of doing all that, however, she concentrated with a pure white intensity that resembled terror on simply staying in the saddle”",
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                        "text": "“So what were your favorite subjects in school?\" \"School?\" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. \"Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls.\" \"And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?\" \"I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact.\" \"Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready.”",
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                        "text": "how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.",
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                        "text": "“I interrupt Jode. “Marcus, what?” “Nothing.” I look at Daryn. “Why is he pissed at me?” “You attacked him,” she says. “In a haunting.” Haunting? I instantly know—she and Marcus went through their own trial. “I attacked him. I did?” “Yes. A dozen of you. Perfect look-alikes.” “A dozen Gideons?” Jode’s eyebrows shoot up. “The sarcasm must have been intolerable.”",
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                        "text": "“You know,\" Cecily said, \"you really didn't have to throw that man through the window.\" \"He wasn't a man,\" Gabriel said, scowling. \"He was an Unseelie Court faerie. One of the nasty ones.\" \"Is that why you chased him down the street?\" \"He had no business showing images like that to a lady,\" Gabriel muttered, though it had to be admitted that the lady in question had hardly turned a hair, and seemed more annoyed with Gabriel for his reaction than impressed by his chivalry. \"And I do think it was excessive to hurl him into the canal.\" \"He'll float.\" The corners of Cecily's mouth twitched. \"It was very wrong.”",
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