--- title: "Great Sarcasm Words" description: "Browse 1,265 Sarcasm quotes by 760 authors. Discover the best Sarcasm sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/henri-frederic-amiel-1276_balls_the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives_499468.jpg" --- > [The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henri-frederic-amiel/the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives-in-the-midst-of-universal/) [Henri Frederic Amiel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henri-frederic-amiel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/henri-frederic-amiel-1276_balls_the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives_499468.jpg) > [As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-knowles/as-i-said-this-was-my-sarcastic-summer-it-was-only-long-after-that-i/) [John Knowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-knowles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b38/john-knowles-4729_long_as-i-said-this-was-my-sarcastic-summer-i_1997348.png) > [“Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-s-king/oh-i-get-it-now-god-had-nader-beat-my-ass-and-my-mom-leave-my-dad/) [A.S. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-s-king/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7d/a-s-king-2293_fate_oh-i-get-it-now-god-had-nader-beat-my-as_2178650.jpg) > [“Someone walking past might think that he was being cruel, making fun of his young son. They would be missing the mark.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-ferraiolo/someone-walking-past-might-think-that-he-was-being-cruel-making-fun/) Jack Ferraiolo [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14a/jack-ferraiolo-244755_making-fun_someone-walking-past-might-think-that-he_1199128.jpg) > [“I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-pullman/i-don-t-profess-any-religion-i-don-t-think-it-s-possible-that-there/) [Philip Pullman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-pullman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/philip-pullman-525_atheism_i-don-t-profess-any-religion-i-don-t-thi_1783151.png) > [“You’d really give up your big, swanky apartment?” “If you don’t want to move in there with me, yes.” “But you love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-wright/you-d-really-give-up-your-big-swanky-apartment-if-you-don-t-want-to/) [Suzanne Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86c/suzanne-wright-2244_humor_you-d-really-give-up-your-big-swanky-apa_2093970.jpg) > [“She washed he hands,then looked at my side. "you haven't even had it stitched?" She said incredulously. "I've been rather busy," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/she-washed-he-hands-then-looked-at-my-side-you-haven-t-even-had-it/) [Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24e/patrick-rothfuss-145_humor_she-washed-he-hands-then-looked-at-my-si_3160387.jpg) > [Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-bodett/somebody-says-do-a-tom-bodett-a-folksy-kind-of-thing-and-it-sounds/) [Tom Bodett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-bodett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cf/tom-bodett-20459_advertising_somebody-says-do-a-tom-bodett-a-folksy-k_2814823.jpg) > [“It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-trueblood/it-is-most-remarkable-that-lincoln-when-he-saw-so-much-that-was/) [Elton Trueblood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-trueblood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd5/elton-trueblood-18687_condescension_it-is-most-remarkable-that-lincoln-when_415156.jpg) > [“It’s not that Nina doesn’t feel stuff. She just deals with it differently than most people. Sarcasm is her defense against life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-ware/it-s-not-that-nina-doesn-t-feel-stuff-she-just-deals-with-it/) [Ruth Ware](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-ware/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d83/ruth-ware-19683_life_it-s-not-that-nina-doesn-t-feel-stuff-sh_791051.jpg) > [“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-l-gervasio/just-because-it-looks-like-a-leprechaun-and-talks-like-a-leprechaun/) N.L. Gervasio [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e6/n-l-gervasio-81773_kick-ass-girls-club_just-because-it-looks-like-a-leprechaun_1774194.jpg) > [“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/oh-that-s-great-that-way-when-things-have-quieted-down-and-we-come-up/) [Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/900/howard-tayler-8412_captain_oh-that-s-great-that-way-when-things-hav_1181904.jpg) > [“How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nalini-singh/how-long-have-you-been-with-raphael-you-ask-a-lot-of-questions-for-a-2/) [Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nalini-singh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d75/nalini-singh-293_badass_how-long-have-you-been-with-raphael-you_2582277.png) > [At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-nestell-bovee/at-the-best-sarcasms-bitter-irony-scathing-wit-are-a-sort-of/) [Christian Nestell Bovee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-nestell-bovee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b59/christian-nestell-bovee-1003_adversaries_at-the-best-sarcasms-bitter-irony-scathi_511490.png) > [“The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daya-kudari/the-problem-is-not-that-people-make-any-bond-of-affection-they-like/) [Daya Kudari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daya-kudari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a5/daya-kudari-26011_affection_the-problem-is-not-that-people-make-any_2540088.jpg) > [“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-e-wagner/clever-is-when-one-is-crafty-enough-to-mistake-your-imagination-for/) [Kerry E. Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-e-wagner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/kerry-e-wagner-38954_clever_clever-is-when-one-is-crafty-enough-to-m_2421863.jpg) > [I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-when-people-say-he-s-nice-once-you-get-to-know-him-they-might/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a97/anonymous-1_meetings_i-hate-when-people-say-he-s-nice-once-yo_1910213.jpg) > [I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-realy-love-when-immature-people-tell-you-to-grow-up-when-you-re/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99f/anonymous-1_being-immature_i-realy-love-when-immature-people-tell-y_3088403.jpg) > [“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-damico/she-wished-she-had-a-set-of-greeting-cards-at-the-ready-but-hallmark/) [Gina Damico](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-damico/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/gina-damico-7384_friendship_she-wished-she-had-a-set-of-greeting-car_848459.jpg) > [“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/hello-mrs-tran-i-have-david-s-homework-and-if-you-ever-want-to-see-it/) [Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ade/nenia-campbell-1294_blackmail_hello-mrs-tran-i-have-david-s-homework-a_2413915.jpg) > [Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-hazlitt/vice-is-man-s-nature-virtue-is-a-habit-or-a-mask-the-foregoing-maxim/) [William Hazlitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-hazlitt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf2/william-hazlitt-326_character_vice-is-man-s-nature-virtue-is-a-habit-o_397119.png) > [“I couldn’t help but laugh. “Do you have some tough-guy persona I haven’t seen yet?” “Absolutely,” he said brightly. “I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-r-walker/i-couldn-t-help-but-laugh-do-you-have-some-tough-guy-persona-i-haven/) [N.R. Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/n-r-walker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c01/n-r-walker-12471_black-belt_i-couldn-t-help-but-laugh-do-you-have-so_1017325.jpg) > [“Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness? Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefne-miller/kei-is-there-anything-else-you-need-while-i-m-here-your-highness/) [Stefne Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stefne-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88f/stefne-miller-61428_cabot_kei-is-there-anything-else-you-need-whil_2271243.jpg) > [“He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richmal-compton/he-felt-that-such-a-life-in-which-one-could-display-such-sarcasm-and/) Richmal Compton [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/richmal-compton-272869_life_he-felt-that-such-a-life-in-which-one-co_688700.jpg) > [“You’re as old as the land and you’ve never heard of sarcasm?” Conor asked. Oh, I have heard of it, the monster…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-ness/you-re-as-old-as-the-land-and-you-ve-never-heard-of-sarcasm-conor/) [Patrick Ness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-ness/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c3/patrick-ness-449_sarcasm_you-re-as-old-as-the-land-and-you-ve-nev_400723.jpg) ## Top authors on Sarcasm - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-arthur-conan-doyle-14897.jpg) Arthur Conan Doyle 30 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/arthur-conan-doyle/) - [Nenia Campbell 20 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/nenia-campbell/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/cassandra-clare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-ljupka-cvetanova-3477.jpg) Ljupka Cvetanova 13 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/ljupka-cvetanova/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 11 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [Mark Twain 11 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-rakii-retondo-7522.jpg) Rakii Retondo 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/rakii-retondo/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/nikhil-saluja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/terry-pratchett/) - [SouL 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/soul/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sarcasm/#itemlist", "name": "Sarcasm Quotes", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Henri Frederic Amiel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henri-frederic-amiel/the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives-in-the-midst-of-universal/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/henri-frederic-amiel-1276_balls_the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives_499468.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/henri-frederic-amiel-1276_balls_the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives_499468.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/henri-frederic-amiel-1276_balls_the-spirit-of-sarcasm-lives-and-thrives_499468.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself…” — Henri Frederic Amiel", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. 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