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title: "Great Sarcasm Quotes"
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> [When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonya-parker/when-i-anger-people-i-m-like-wow-do-i-have-that-much-power-over-you/)

[Sonya Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonya-parker/)

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> [My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-level-of-sarcasms-gotten-to-a-point-where-i-dont-even-know-if-im/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-to-make-everything-interesting-so-when-i-say-i-love-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/you-couldn-t-find-your-dick-in-the-dark-you-scheming-sleaze-mongering/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/when-scientists-do-discover-the-center-of-the-universe-dont-be/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [You don't know that you're beautiful? Yeah, cause you're not!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/you-don-t-know-that-you-re-beautiful-yeah-cause-you-re-not/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-thomas/ants-are-so-much-like-human-beings-as-to-be-an-embarrasment-they-do/)

[Lewis Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-thomas/)

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> [I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-t-wait-for-valentines-day-because-i-get-to-make-cupcakes-for-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses. Without their hard work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/himmilicious/if-you-are-a-writer-and-you-write-understand-sarcasm-please-be/)

[Himmilicious](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/himmilicious/)

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> [“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/well-child-aren-t-you-going-to-try-to-turn-me-into-some-kind-of/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/listen-peaches-trickery-is-what-humans-are-all-about-said-the-voice/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-johns/people-don-t-understand-sarcasm-like-they-take-everything-too/)

[Daniel Johns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-johns/)

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> [“No, no. By all means, lead on. Nothing gets the blood pumping more than hunting down the biggest threat to the realm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-carlton/no-no-by-all-means-lead-on-nothing-gets-the-blood-pumping-more-than/)

[Elizabeth Carlton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-carlton/)

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> [There's not too much Edge in Adam Copeland, but there's a little bit of my sarcasm and my sense of humor, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edge/there-s-not-too-much-edge-in-adam-copeland-but-there-s-a-little-bit/)

[Edge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edge/)

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> [I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicolas-cage/i-ll-speak-for-myself-but-there-s-a-lot-of-humor-to-be-found-in/)

[Nicolas Cage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicolas-cage/)

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> [“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-nicole-maehrer/see-the-healer-sage-we-have-a-big-week-ahead-of-us-and-i-can-t-afford/)

[Hannah Nicole Maehrer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-nicole-maehrer/)

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> [There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/there-are-one-or-two-elementary-rules-to-be-observed-in-the-way-of/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“I realize you're planning on fighting all the dragons single-handedly-" "I'm going to protect you from John, dammit. Show him that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-jakes/i-realize-you-re-planning-on-fighting-all-the-dragons-single-handedly/)

[S.E. Jakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-e-jakes/)

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> [“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/where-is-your-false-your-treacherous-and-cursed-wife-she-s-gone/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-fry/it-s-now-very-common-to-hear-people-say-i-m-rather-offended-by-that/)

[Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-fry/)

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> [“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-madow/judging-from-the-unfamiliar-number-i-assumed-the-text-came-from/)

[Michelle Madow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-madow/)

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> [“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-paolini/eragon-went-to-see-the-dragon-for-the-first-time-since-it-had-spoken/)

[Christopher Paolini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-paolini/)

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> [“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melanie-kay-taylor/sometimes-i-think-that-in-the-mornings-when-you-first-wake-up-every/)

[Melanie Kay Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melanie-kay-taylor/)

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> [“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-fortunato/your-cell-phone-is-on-the-nightstand-call-me-immediately-if-something/)

[Jessica Fortunato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-fortunato/)

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> [I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marjane-satrapi/i-love-the-french-for-their-sarcasm-their-irony-i-love-them-for-their/)

[Marjane Satrapi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marjane-satrapi/)

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> [Females: I'ma slap that b\*tch when I see her, she got me f\*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pretty-ladii/females-i-ma-slap-that-b-tch-when-i-see-her-she-got-me-f-cked-up-girl/)

[Pretty Ladii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pretty-ladii/)

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> [“Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/knock-him-out-paris-sure-want-me-to-spew-diamonds-from-my-ass-while-i/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludwig-borne/history-teaches-us-virtue-but-nature-never-ceases-to-teachh-us-vice/)

[Ludwig Borne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludwig-borne/)

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> [So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/so-is-it-wrong-that-i-only-accept-people-s-request-when-they-are/)

[Syoung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/syoung/)

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> [“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/all-right-the-snow-may-be-falling-in-the-winter-of-my-discontent-but/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-gray/the-key-to-humor-is-often-self-loathing-or-sarcasm-in-a-sense-that-s/)

[James Gray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-gray/)

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> [I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-winters/i-did-a-picture-in-england-one-winter-and-it-was-so-cold-i-almost-got/)

[Shelley Winters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-winters/)

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> [South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hortense-powdermaker/south-sea-natives-who-have-been-exposed-to-american-movies-classify/)

[Hortense Powdermaker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hortense-powdermaker/)

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> [As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/as-a-former-writer-for-the-national-lampoon-i-ve-probably-contributed/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/but-i-ll-be-fine-i-ll-be-with-tod-he-s-a-good-guy-you-know-he-just/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

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> [I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/i-find-television-very-educational-every-time-someone-turns-it-on-i/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-yan-manan/you-sarcasm-everybody-in-front-of-your-mirror-please-stop-being/)

[Diana Yan Manan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-yan-manan/)

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> [Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shruti/love-is-like-a-glass-door-sometimes-you-dont-see-it-and-it-smacks-you/)

[Shruti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shruti/)

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> [Every Puff Of A Smoke,Keeps Your Heart Healing.Keeps Smoking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nizamshahbaaz/every-puff-of-a-smoke-keeps-your-heart-healing-keeps-smoking/)

[NizamShahbaaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nizamshahbaaz/)

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> [“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-gracia-williams/i-got-an-a-in-business-marketing-in-college-as-if-that-means-a/)

[Whitney Gracia Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-gracia-williams/)

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                        "text": "“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?\" \"She's gone forrard to the Police Office,\" returns Mr Bucket. \"You'll see her there, my dear.\" \"I would like to kiss her!\" exclaims Mademoiselle Hortense, panting tigress-like. \"You'd bite her, I suspect,\" says Mr Bucket. \"I would!\" making her eyes very large. \"I would love to tear her, limb from limb.\" \"Bless you, darling,\" says Mr Bucket, with the greatest composure; \"I'm fully prepared to hear that. Your sex have such a surprising animosity against one another, when you do differ.”",
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                        "text": "“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.\" [ I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry , The Guardian, 5 June 2005]”",
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                        "text": "“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house at 4:30 and go with it. Maybe it would be Mr. Darcy coming to pick me up in an extravagant horse-drawn carriage, but I couldn’t picture Mr. Darcy using a cell phone.”",
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                        "text": "“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was an equal. \"Eragon.\" \"Is that all you can say?\" he snapped. \"Yes.\" His eyes widened at the unexpected reply, and he sat down roughly. Now it has a sense of humor. What next? ”",
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                        "text": "“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or if you start seeing pink dragons, do you understand?” I solemnly swear I will call you the second a pink dragon shows up.”",
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                        "text": "I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.",
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                        "text": "Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way.",
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                        "text": "“Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?”",
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                        "text": "So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete them.",
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                        "text": "“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”",
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                        "text": "The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.",
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                        "text": "I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.",
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