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title: "Top Sarcasm Qoutes"
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> [“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-tregay/that-s-how-we-spent-the-day-drizzling-sarcasm-over-the-truth-dropping/)

[Sarah Tregay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-tregay/)

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> [It's funny how people never notice your good deeds, instead they notice your mistakes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-funny-how-people-never-notice-your-good-deeds-instead-they/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-martin-beckner/miss-green-can-call-a-turd-a-rose-if-she-wants-but-that-don-t-mean/)

[K. Martin Beckner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-martin-beckner/)

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> [Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/is-it-seriously-almost-february-time-sure-flies-when-you-re-wasting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-sighed-as-comforting-as-it-may-be-to-some-of-us-sarcasm-like-youth/)

[Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/)

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> [“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/i-m-sorry-i-missed-the-meeting-and-hurt-your-little-feely-weels-okay/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/this-looks-like-one-of-those-unwelcome-social-summonses-which-call/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-graykowski/if-you-are-reading-this-i-m-dead-don-t-celebrate-too-much-jesus-is/)

[Katie Graykowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-graykowski/)

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> [“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/just-so-you-know-i-get-incredibly-bored-quite-easily-and-you-will-be/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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> [When you're writing about cops from the perspective of cops, that level of sarcasm about their job and how they treat people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheo-hodari-coker/when-you-re-writing-about-cops-from-the-perspective-of-cops-that/)

[Cheo Hodari Coker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheo-hodari-coker/)

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> [“So the I.F. is spying on Earth." "Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard." "Good to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/so-the-i-f-is-spying-on-earth-just-as-a-mother-spies-on-her-children/)

[Orson Scott Card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-scott-card/)

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> [The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nassim-nicholas-taleb/the-best-way-to-measure-the-loss-of-intellectual-sophistication-this/)

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nassim-nicholas-taleb/)

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> [The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rowan-atkinson/the-clear-problem-of-the-outlawing-of-insult-is-that-too-many-things/)

[Rowan Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rowan-atkinson/)

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> [“Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/satan-had-been-making-admiring-remarks-about-certain-of-the-creator-s/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/seriously-i-don-t-know-when-exactly-that-ufo-landed-dumped-all-these/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [ “\[about a hat\] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-legrow/about-a-hat-you-can-put-it-on-and-say-hey-you-person-without-a-hat-i/)

[Alice LeGrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-legrow/)

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> [“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary . Oh, please, please, save me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-ness/who-cares-even-if-i-didn-t-conor-shouted-back-they-re-just-stupid/)

[Patrick Ness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-ness/)

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> [“China has entered an “Age of Sarcasm.” Anywhere outside of state-sponsored parties, entertainment shows, or the comedies and skits on television, China’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xiaobo-liu/china-has-entered-an-age-of-sarcasm-anywhere-outside-of-state/)

[Xiaobo Liu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xiaobo-liu/)

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> [“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-c-morin/i-m-sure-i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-princess-he-tilted/)

[B.C. Morin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-c-morin/)

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> [Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choice-of-underwear-as-well-my/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerd-brantenberg/the-inextinguishable-lesbian-spark-you-ve-surely-heard-about-it-the/)

[Gerd Brantenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerd-brantenberg/)

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> [“I wanted to say, with as much sarcasm as I could put into my voice, "Sir, your poem is both original and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helon-habila/i-wanted-to-say-with-as-much-sarcasm-as-i-could-put-into-my-voice-sir/)

[Helon Habila](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helon-habila/)

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> [“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-gilchrist/that-s-great-katie-said-actually-it-s-revolutionary-if-you-can-work/)

[Ellen Gilchrist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-gilchrist/)

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> [“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quinn-loftis/costin-regained-his-serious-tone-but-his-eyes-softened-i-won-t-force/)

[Quinn Loftis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quinn-loftis/)

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> [“Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled. He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-tracey/now-s-not-really-the-time-for-jokes-i-growled-he-looked-offended/)

[Scott Tracey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-tracey/)

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> [Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/sarcasm-is-like-a-good-game-of-chess-most-people-dont-know-how-to/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

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> [Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/out-of-the-unconscious-lips-of-babes-and-sucklings-are-we-satirized/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-chami-kassis/we-are-the-generation-of-social-media-our-biggest-revolution-is-a/)

[Sandra Chami Kassis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-chami-kassis/)

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> [I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-saw-the-most-beautiful-moving-painting-at-the-art-gallary-the-other/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-genet/he-did-not-joke-as-the-newspapers-dared-report-for-sarcasm-is-bitter/)

[Jean Genet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-genet/)

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> [“I can give you two words," I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-shan/i-can-give-you-two-words-i-tell-him-the-second-is-off-can-you-guess/)

[Darren Shan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-shan/)

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> [ “Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. \[points to self\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-lawrence/dr-cox-ladies-and-gentlemen-allow-me-to-present-man-not-caring-points/)

[Bill Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-lawrence/)

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> [I suggest you stop talking to me, your ignorance is contagious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/i-suggest-you-stop-talking-to-me-your-ignorance-is-contagious/)

[Syoung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/syoung/)

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> [You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taissa-farmiga/you-do-realize-that-i-m-a-sarcastic-being-and-half-of-my-texts-aren-t/)

[Taissa Farmiga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taissa-farmiga/)

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> [“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/we-don-t-have-dealings-he-just-stalks-me-i-m-popular-like-that/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [“A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/a-lot-of-people-have-it-in-for-me-it-s-practically-a-school-sport/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-sarcasm-falls-out-of-my-mouth-like-stupidity-falls-out-of-yours/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Don't put all your money on fairness. It scarcely has any lobbyists.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/don-t-put-all-your-money-on-fairness-it-scarcely-has-any-lobbyists/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [“That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/that-s-sarcasm-you-can-t-talk-to-me-like-that-you-re-just-a-servant/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercy-celeste/lord-ironman-please-play-tonsil-hockey-with-me-just-this-one-time/)

[Mercy Celeste](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercy-celeste/)

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                        "text": "“So the I.F. is spying on Earth.\" \"Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard.\" \"Good to know you're looking out for us, Mummy.”",
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                        "text": "“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last word. “That! That is what I am talking about. Since we ran into the others you have been cold and more arrogant than usual.” She kept her voice low so the others would not hear. “Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant”",
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                        "text": "Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .",
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                        "text": "“The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad every time a young woman left the academy that she wrote her a poem. Fancy being sad because someone leaves! Perverted, that's what I call it. Don't you?”",
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                        "text": "“That's great,\" Katie said. \"Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first woman I ever knew that could. Maybe you're the missing link, Amanda.\" Maybe you ought to get a job for the 'Ladies Home Journal.' They like simplistic shit like that.”",
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                        "text": "“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. \"I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different to you. I've known all my life that I had one perfect mate out there for me. And when I look at you, I'm in awe of what I've been given.\" Sally blushed as he paused. \"I won't leave you unprotected, and allowing other males around you is something that neither I, nor my wolf, will be able to handle. Besides,\" he said, his eyes twinkling with mischief, \"how could you not want to be around all this?\" Sally let out a snort. \"You've been around Jen way too much.\" \"I don't know, she's quite educational.\" \"Yeah, I don’t think I really want you to be educated by her.”",
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                        "text": "“Now's not really the time for jokes,\" I growled. He looked offended.\"There's always time for sarcasm.”",
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                        "text": "I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...",
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