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title: "Top Sarcasm Proverbs"
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> [“He's being sarcastic. I hate when people are sarcastic. It's so cheap.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-han/he-s-being-sarcastic-i-hate-when-people-are-sarcastic-it-s-so-cheap/)

[Jenny Han](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-han/)

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> [“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/sarcasm-is-one-of-the-many-services-i-offer-to-people-who-ask-stupid/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-tweedie/few-authors-are-so-interesting-as-their-work-they-generally-reserve/)

[Alec-Tweedie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-tweedie/)

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> [“Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-peters/why-is-a-man-with-a-knife-after-your-blood-who-sent-him-i-would-like/)

[Elizabeth Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-peters/)

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> [“Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/well-someone-slap-my-butt-and-give-me-a-hero-cookie-nick/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvin-s-cobb/an-epitaph-is-a-belated-advertisement-for-a-line-of-goods-that-have/)

[Irvin S. Cobb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvin-s-cobb/)

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> [The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-unexpected-has-happened-so-continually-in-my-life-that-it-has/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrei-codrescu/cookbooks-bear-the-same-relation-to-real-books-that-microwave-food/)

[Andrei Codrescu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrei-codrescu/)

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> [I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-yan-manan/i-am-get-stuck-exactly-what-you-want-actually-in-photography-you/)

[Diana Yan Manan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-yan-manan/)

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> [“You'll pardon me," said Beatrice, "if I fail to appreciate sarcasm and all the other brilliant nuances of your no doubt famous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/you-ll-pardon-me-said-beatrice-if-i-fail-to-appreciate-sarcasm-and/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [“Where did you live before you came here?" I asked. "The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/where-did-you-live-before-you-came-here-i-asked-the-moon-he-said/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [“Where are you supposed to stay?” He ground out... “Hendrix, are you kidding me?” “By me, Reagan. Always, by me,” he answered,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-higginson/where-are-you-supposed-to-stay-he-ground-out-hendrix-are-you-kidding/)

[Rachel Higginson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-higginson/)

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> [“You’re sure you didn’t leave? Didn’t try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don’t know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendare-blake/you-re-sure-you-didn-t-leave-didn-t-try-to-explore-thunder-bay-again/)

[Kendare Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendare-blake/)

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> [“LEO: We're the last to leave. BARKEEP: Ahuhrumhuh...koff, koff, humn... LEO: Do you think he wants us to leave? KAREN: No, no,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-mckean/leo-we-re-the-last-to-leave-barkeep-ahuhrumhuh-koff-koff-humn-leo-do/)

[Dave McKean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-mckean/)

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> [Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-donwood/growing-up-and-living-in-england-i-m-surrounded-by-grey-skies-and/)

[Stanley Donwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-donwood/)

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> [How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-did-that-go-he-asked-your-first-lengthy-conversation-with-a-girl/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janette-rallison/let-me-guess-you-re-grumpy-he-let-out-a-humpf-and-you-would-be-too-if/)

[Janette Rallison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janette-rallison/)

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> [Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dmitri-shostakovich/many-consider-that-shostakovich-is-the-greatest-20th-century-composer/)

[Dmitri Shostakovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dmitri-shostakovich/)

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> [That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-s-because-we-keep-weapons-int-the-attic-silly-boy-do-you-think/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/the-over-weight-and-out-of-shape-guy-who-owned-the-house-had/)

[Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/)

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> [Some ppl hate philosophies like hell. They see philosophies resulting from impractical cognitive concatenation of wise brain. The fact is their inability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vashisth-modi/some-ppl-hate-philosophies-like-hell-they-see-philosophies-resulting/)

Vashisth Modi

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> [“The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaeda-dewalt/the-creative-process-is-a-love-story-that-never-ends-the-ideas-are/)

[Jaeda DeWalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaeda-dewalt/)

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> [“And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shauna-cross/and-i-know-i-m-sarcastic-and-defensive-and-i-make-a-joke-out-of/)

[Shauna Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shauna-cross/)

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> [I did not understand that she was hiding her feelings under irony, that this is usually the last refuge of modest and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-did-not-understand-that-she-was-hiding-her-feelings-under-irony/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorrie-moore/this-is-what-happened-in-love-one-of-you-cried-a-lot-and-then-both-of/)

[Lorrie Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorrie-moore/)

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> [Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-yan-manan/why-do-you-still-want-to-insinuate-other-people-while-you-talk-in/)

[Diana Yan Manan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-yan-manan/)

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> [Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/everyone-who-ever-walked-barefoot-into-his-child-s-room-late-at-night/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

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> [“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/but-there-was-no-going-back-to-that-idyllic-time-when-only-one-god/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Need I say more?' 'No, because you're wrong, and I'd hate for you to keep embarrassing yourself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-mccahan/need-i-say-more-no-because-you-re-wrong-and-i-d-hate-for-you-to-keep/)

[Erin McCahan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-mccahan/)

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> [“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/with-a-sense-of-humor-like-that-you-could-make-a-living-as-a-garbage/)

[jim butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [“If sarcasm were gold, she would have just made her fortune.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-hawkins/if-sarcasm-were-gold-she-would-have-just-made-her-fortune/)

[Karen Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-hawkins/)

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> [I wish I had a sign that read, This is a Drama Free Zone, so please take it somewhere else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jreyes/i-wish-i-had-a-sign-that-read-this-is-a-drama-free-zone-so-please/)

JREYES

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> [Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyle/dear-america-why-don-t-you-run-on-me-instead-of-donuts-sincerely/)

[LyLe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyle/)

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> [Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avinash-wandre/never-treat-someone-like-a-saturday-night-if-they-treat-you-like-a/)

Avinash Wandre

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> [Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f\*ck up!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pretty-ladii/throwing-fertilizer-at-these-hoes-so-they-can-grow-the-f-ck-up/)

[Pretty Ladii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pretty-ladii/)

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> [I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligently beyond your understanding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camilia/i-m-not-sarcastic-i-m-just-intelligently-beyond-your-understanding/)

[Camilia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camilia/)

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> [“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/come-humans-fulfill-your-evolutionary-purpose-adn-build-your-hound-a/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-r-walker/i-have-a-black-belt-in-sarcasm-and-my-wit-is-like-lightning/)

[N.R. Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/n-r-walker/)

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> [Was that lightning?! No, theyre taking pictures for Google earth¦](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kollkid/was-that-lightning-no-theyre-taking-pictures-for-google-earth/)

[Kollkid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kollkid/)

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> [“Love is a temporary insanity that could last lifelong, if you don’t marry the person who caused it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhaidev/love-is-a-temporary-insanity-that-could-last-lifelong-if-you-don-t/)

[Abhaidev](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhaidev/)

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