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title: "Top Sarcasm Wisdom"
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> [The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/the-trouble-with-a-kitten-is-that-it-eventually-beomes-a-cat/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-carter/irish-was-a-man-of-parts-even-if-some-of-them-didn-t-work-too-well/)

[Angela Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-carter/)

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> [“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/well-bloody-noses-i-hug-his-coat-tighter-those-are-definitely-hot/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wilfrid-sheed/if-the-french-were-really-intelligent-they-d-speak-english/)

[Wilfrid Sheed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wilfrid-sheed/)

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> [“Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/don-t-make-me-climb-across-this-desk-and-slap-you-because-i-will/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

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> [Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-a-way-of-offending-idiots-so-they-couldn-t-even-understand/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-c-quiles/the-progress-of-humanity-is-stalled-by-human-hubris-ai-s-progress-by/)

[F.C. Quiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-c-quiles/)

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> [Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/sometimes-the-things-we-say-sarcastically-are-what-were-really/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/well-i-d-certainly-hate-to-interrupt-your-pleasant-night-stroll-with/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlon-james/we-re-not-big-on-irony-in-jamaica-sarcasm-and-double-talk-we-tend-to/)

[Marlon James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marlon-james/)

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> [It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georg-c-lichtenberg/it-is-said-that-truth-comes-from-the-mouths-of-fools-and-children-i/)

[Georg C. Lichtenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georg-c-lichtenberg/)

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> [“The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical… They head straight for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bella-shadow/the-cops-got-out-of-the-car-and-came-straight-towards-me-my-first/)

[Bella Shadow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bella-shadow/)

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> [“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/i-bet-she-thought-she-was-getting-into-a-fight-with-a-vanilla-wafer/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

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> [“I don’t like to think of my hips as a nuisance, but more of an asset. I mean, if this were, like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-murphy/i-don-t-like-to-think-of-my-hips-as-a-nuisance-but-more-of-an-asset-i/)

[Julie Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-murphy/)

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> [“Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking. I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ikke-achmad/why-should-repeat-2-3-for-the-same-question-let-tongue-and-brain/)

[ikke achmad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ikke-achmad/)

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> [“Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-gardner/oh-for-the-love-of-god-there-is-no-agent-more-agent-than-you-i-swear/)

[Lisa Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-gardner/)

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> [“Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brom/julio-was-willing-to-bet-that-officer-i-ve-seen-it-all-mac-had-never/)

[Brom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brom/)

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> [I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-love-talking-about-the-kennedy-assasination-the-reason-i-do-is/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [“Wes sat in a cracked vinyl booth picking at his fries and listening to Amanda go on and on about the dress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandi-salazar/wes-sat-in-a-cracked-vinyl-booth-picking-at-his-fries-and-listening/)

[Brandi Salazar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandi-salazar/)

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> [“Yeah, I was just curious. I concentrated on my footsteps. Yeah, well, next time you think about stepping into rock concerts you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-hood/yeah-i-was-just-curious-i-concentrated-on-my-footsteps-yeah-well-next/)

[Holly Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-hood/)

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> [“Lucien claimed you would come,' Tamlin said by way of greeting, voice as flat and lifeless as his eyes, a hand still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/lucien-claimed-you-would-come-tamlin-said-by-way-of-greeting-voice-as/)

[Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/)

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> [My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-b-hinckley/my-plea-is-that-we-stop-seeking-out-the-storms-and-enjoy-more-fully/)

[Gordon B. Hinckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-b-hinckley/)

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> [For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/astrud-gilberto/for-some-reason-that-only-a-sociologist-might-be-able-to-accurately/)

Astrud Gilberto

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> [Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/thank-you-morrigan-this-is-very-helpful-i-said-already-feeling-myself/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dmitry-pisarev/if-there-is-no-sarcasm-there-s-no-true-love-towards-the-mankind/)

[Dmitry Pisarev](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dmitry-pisarev/)

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> [Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/persia/alcohol-because-no-good-story-starts-with-so-this-one-time-i-was/)

Persia

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> [It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurence-j-peter/it-s-strange-that-men-should-take-up-crime-when-there-are-so-many/)

[Laurence J. Peter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurence-j-peter/)

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> [People who are good at understanding sarcasm are also good at pointing out hidden agendas and lies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-who-are-good-at-understanding-sarcasm-are-also-good-at/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-don-t-do-what-i-m-told-but-i-might-do-what-you-want-if-you-ask-me/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/the-snow-may-be-falling-in-the-winter-of-my-discontent-but-at-least-i/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“ Egotist , n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/egotist-n-a-person-of-low-taste-more-interested-in-himself-than-in-me/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nizamshahbaaz/now-a-days-morons-are-quoting-being-single-is-my-attitute-actually/)

[NizamShahbaaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nizamshahbaaz/)

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> [Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/fighting-the-urge-to-put-a-sarcastic-comment-on-someone-else-s-status/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/autocorrect-is-like-that-person-who-just-graduated-college-and-think/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashleigh-brilliant/i-can-do-only-one-thing-at-a-time-but-i-can-avoid-doing-many-things/)

[Ashleigh Brilliant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashleigh-brilliant/)

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> [If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-someone-doesn-t-like-me-that-s-fine-it-just-means-one-less-person/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.” “Not Jesus,” he said in all seriousness. “The hand of God.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gretchen-mcneil/someone-tells-me-i-ve-been-touched-by-jesus-i-remember-not-jesus-he/)

[Gretchen McNeil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gretchen-mcneil/)

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> [“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/you-mean-you-don-t-want-to-come-in-and-hold-my-hand-while-i-piss/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/some-sarcasm-is-best-told-simply-some-humor-is-best-told-big-and-some/)

[Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/)

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> [“One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-kasparov/one-comforting-thing-about-the-trump-white-house-is-that-you-aren-t/)

[Garry Kasparov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-kasparov/)

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                        "text": "Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.\" He blinked. \"There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?",
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                        "text": "“Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking. I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !”",
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                        "text": "“Lucien claimed you would come,' Tamlin said by way of greeting, voice as flat and lifeless as his eyes, a hand still braced on the door. 'Funny, I thought his mate was the seer.' Tamlin only stared at me, either ignoring or missing the humour. 'What do you want?' No whisper of sound behind him. On any acre of this estate. Not even a note of birdsong. 'I came to have a little chat,' I offered him a half grin that I knew made him see red. 'Can I trouble you for a cup of tea?”",
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                        "text": "Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, sending me sprawling in the snow and breaking my nose. “You spoke too soon and with entirely too much sarcasm,” she said. “We could have parted with a kiss. Remember that…",
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                        "text": "Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad",
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                        "text": "It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.",
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