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title: "Top Sarcasm Thoughts"
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> [“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/itswillyferrell/sarcasm-is-the-ability-to-insult-stupid-people-without-them-realizing/)

[itsWillyFerrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/itswillyferrell/)

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> [If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-re-the-only-one-who-knows-you-re-being-sarcastic-it-s-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/any-day-when-you-can-stay-in-pajamas-the-whole-time-is-a-good-day/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryant-mcgill/if-you-are-rude-cynical-habitually-sarcastic-or-pessimistic-your-life/)

[Bryant McGill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryant-mcgill/)

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> [“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashish-ranjan/i-believe-everyone-is-special-but-some-people-think-it-s-just-another/)

[Ashish Ranjan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashish-ranjan/)

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> [Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-westwood/sometimes-americans-don-t-quite-get-my-sense-of-humor-my-good-ol/)

[Lee Westwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-westwood/)

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> [I hate when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/airyell-speaks/i-hate-when-people-ask-me-what-happened-to-the-sweet-old-you-well/)

[Airyell Speaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/airyell-speaks/)

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> [If you really listen...you can hear the sound of no one caring.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-walters/if-you-really-listen-you-can-hear-the-sound-of-no-one-caring/)

[Tim Walters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-walters/)

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> [One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/one-dumb-bell-watson-consider-an-athlete-with-one-dumb-bell-picture/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-owens/i-sighed-and-deleted-the-message-imagining-the-dirty-clothes/)

[Alex Owens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-owens/)

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> [My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/my-parents-grandparents-aunts-and-uncles-were-all-funny-and-i-felt/)

[Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/)

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> [Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/advises-if-you-are-not-fluent-in-sarcasm-chances-are-you-will/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-syrah/most-wives-fuck-their-husbands-just-to-ensure-financial-support/)

[K. Syrah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-syrah/)

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> [“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrie-haskell/i-understand-that-you-don-t-want-to-marry-me-i-said-i-mean-i-don-t/)

[Merrie Haskell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrie-haskell/)

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> [“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-hogan/sometimes-we-know-people-who-are-too-wonderful-for-words-i-am-not-one/)

[Michael Hogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-hogan/)

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> [“Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-rose/come-on-there-s-no-one-there-you-want-coffee-tess-asked-yeah-sure-why/)

[Frankie Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-rose/)

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> [That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/that-s-enough-of-that-jesse-said-next-thing-i-knew-he-d-scooped-me-up/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [“Sure,” I said, my tone neutral to the point of sarcasm. There was a pause. “You’re not going to leave it on,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-eisler/sure-i-said-my-tone-neutral-to-the-point-of-sarcasm-there-was-a-pause/)

[Barry Eisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-eisler/)

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> [“Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/are-you-suggesting-i-m-working-with-the-zombies-that-i-paid-them-to/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alanis-morissette/canada-has-a-passive-aggressive-culture-with-a-lot-of-sarcasm-and/)

[Alanis Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alanis-morissette/)

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> [Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-daddy-kane/early-on-i-was-a-fan-of-grandmaster-caz-of-the-cold-crush-brothers-i/)

[Big Daddy Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-daddy-kane/)

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> [“Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-fountain/billy-tries-to-imagine-the-vast-systems-that-support-these-athletes/)

[Ben Fountain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-fountain/)

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> [ “Naomi Misora, are you familiar with the murder investigation going in Los Angeles as we speak?" \[...\] "I am not so skilled… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nisioisin/naomi-misora-are-you-familiar-with-the-murder-investigation-going-in/)

[NisiOisiN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nisioisin/)

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> [They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/they-didn-t-have-novels-back-then-tory-history-says-they-didn-t-have/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/when-it-rains-it-pours-and-when-it-shines-you-get-melanoma/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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> [“I recognize all forms of sarcasm. I'm related to several deft practitioners.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/connie-suttle/i-recognize-all-forms-of-sarcasm-i-m-related-to-several-deft/)

[Connie Suttle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/connie-suttle/)

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> [The word Cunt was added to the dictionary to describe people like u..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soul/the-word-cunt-was-added-to-the-dictionary-to-describe-people-like-u/)

[SouL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soul/)

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> [The world's happiest couples never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernajoy-vaal/the-world-s-happiest-couples-never-have-the-same-nature-they-just/)

[Bernajoy Vaal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernajoy-vaal/)

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> [When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-life-gives-you-lemons-go-find-a-kid-with-a-paper-cut-and-make/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/editors-at-fashion-magazines-you-re-doing-a-great-job-women-continue/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-someone-is-being-sarcastic-to-you-then-you-should-reply-in-full/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-kettering/research-is-an-organized-method-for-keeping-you-reasonably/)

[Charles Kettering](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-kettering/)

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> [Look! I know who I am. When I want a second oppinion, I'll ask you!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-measy/look-i-know-who-i-am-when-i-want-a-second-oppinion-i-ll-ask-you/)

[Mac Measy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-measy/)

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> [“REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/remind-me-again-he-said-how-the-little-horse-shaped-ones-move/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avalon/a-relationship-is-meant-for-two-persons-only-unfortunately-some/)

[Avalon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avalon/)

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> [There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/there-should-be-a-rule-against-your-own-inner-monologue-throwing/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergei-lukyanenko/i-get-the-same-buzz-cleaning-up-the-yard-as-leo-tolstoy-did-from/)

[Sergei Lukyanenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergei-lukyanenko/)

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> [The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-lloyd-wright/the-physician-can-bury-his-mistakes-but-the-architect-can-only-advise/)

[Frank Lloyd Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-lloyd-wright/)

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> [Lets play how rude can I be until you realize I don't like you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/persia/lets-play-how-rude-can-i-be-until-you-realize-i-don-t-like-you/)

[Persia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/persia/)

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> [No I'm not a smart ass..I'm a skilled,trained,professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-i-m-not-a-smart-ass-i-m-a-skilled-trained-professional-in-pointing/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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