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title: "Famous Sarcasm Proverbs"
description: "Browse 1,265 Sarcasm quotes by 760 authors. Discover the best Sarcasm sayings and thoughts."
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> [Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/might-i-trouble-you-to-open-the-window-for-chloroform-vapour-does-not/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-say-sarcasm-is-the-lowest-form-of-wit-valkyrie-said-china/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-pedersen/relationships-are-so-much-like-the-united-states-they-only-really/)

[Laura Pedersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-pedersen/)

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> [“Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-kelly/go-on-the-roller-coaster-they-tell-me-it-ll-be-fun-they-tell-me-max/)

[Amanda Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-kelly/)

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> [Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-yancey/sarcasm-doesn-t-appear-to-work-on-him-if-that-s-true-i-m-in-trouble/)

[Rick Yancey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-yancey/)

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> [Yes! I'm Poor! I'm So Poor That I Can't Even Afford Free Stuff : D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rayo-saran/yes-i-m-poor-i-m-so-poor-that-i-can-t-even-afford-free-stuff-d/)

Rayo Saran

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> [If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/if-you-find-it-hard-to-laugh-at-yourself-i-would-be-happy-to-do-it/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-bergeron/my-natural-born-sarcasm-when-it-s-unimpeded-can-be-a-bit-overbearing/)

[Tom Bergeron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-bergeron/)

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> [don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fanny-burney/don-t-be-angry-with-the-gentleman-for-thinking-whatever-be-the-cause/)

[Fanny Burney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fanny-burney/)

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> [Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-grillparzer/critics-are-reprimanded-when-they-get-sarcastic-how-absurd-is-the/)

[Franz Grillparzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-grillparzer/)

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> [I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-addicted-to-twitter-i-only-tweet-when-i-have-time-lunch-time/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-kate/cam-s-wings-were-so-bright-they-were-almost-blinding-as-they-pulsed/)

[Lauren Kate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-kate/)

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> [“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/get-the-point-i-asked-offering-the-boys-a-triumphant-smile-gabriel/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

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> [What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soul/what-if-the-idea-of-everything-being-legal-for-a-night-was-for-real-i/)

[SouL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soul/)

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> [Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-berenson/shareholder-meetings-are-not-usually-the-occasion-for-utter-candor-or/)

[Alex Berenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-berenson/)

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> [“You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?' 'Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I was going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/you-want-me-to-spy-on-a-national-colour-operative-wow-she-said-you/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

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> [The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vissarion-belinsky/the-object-of-a-comedy-is-not-to-correct-morals-or-ridicule-the-vices/)

[Vissarion Belinsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vissarion-belinsky/)

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> [“No zek had the right to stay one second in his workroom without the supervision of a free employee because prudence dictated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aleksandr-solzhenitsyn/no-zek-had-the-right-to-stay-one-second-in-his-workroom-without-the/)

[Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aleksandr-solzhenitsyn/)

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> [“Sooner or later, you will discover which kind of father you are, and at that moment you will, with perfect horror, recognize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/sooner-or-later-you-will-discover-which-kind-of-father-you-are-and-at/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi-antoinette/what-s-that-around-your-neck-asked-emily-it-s-a-golden-star-said-reed/)

Rumi Antoinette

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> [The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-krassner/the-more-repression-there-is-the-more-need-there-is-for-irreverence/)

[Paul Krassner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-krassner/)

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> [“Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/out-of-the-corner-of-my-eye-i-can-see-felicity-and-ann-hunched-over/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/dear-girl-continued-bob-advancing-with-an-imbecile-grin-upon-his/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-archer/each-ministry-has-an-allocation-of-money-to-spend-on-projects-agreed/)

[Jeffrey Archer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-archer/)

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> [“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/that-s-doctor-smart-ass-i-didn-t-spend-eight-years-in-insult-college/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [“No one referred to Fearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-a-aiken/no-one-referred-to-fearghus-the-destroyer-as-the-life-of-anyone-s/)

[G.A. Aiken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-a-aiken/)

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> [“Elizabeth, with sarcasm and a sense of being lost: Oh indeed! Indeed!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-miller/elizabeth-with-sarcasm-and-a-sense-of-being-lost-oh-indeed-indeed/)

[Arthur Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-miller/)

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> [The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-creagh/the-more-this-guy-talked-the-more-he-sounded-like-a-fortune-cookie/)

[Kelly Creagh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-creagh/)

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> [“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brown/son-we-don-t-need-ladders-we-have-obsidian-bro-mommy-s-thoughts/)

Mel Brown

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> [Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajdeep-sarkar/sometimes-all-you-need-is-a-loaded-gun-and-some-of-your-favorite/)

[Rajdeep Sarkar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajdeep-sarkar/)

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> [If you have to ask if Im being sarcastic, the answer is yes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-have-to-ask-if-im-being-sarcastic-the-answer-is-yes/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I think you and I got off on the wrong foot, I' tell you what: take your best shot, and we'll call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ke-pa/i-think-you-and-i-got-off-on-the-wrong-foot-i-tell-you-what-take-your/)

[KE-PA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ke-pa/)

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> [Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-sarcastic-to-dumb-people-because-they-can-t-tell-if-you-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mora-early/don-t-be-ridiculous-brussels-sprouts-are-awful-jail-is-just-jail/)

[Mora Early](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mora-early/)

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> [I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-rees-brennan/i-am-in-full-possession-of-the-amazing-power-of-being-sarcastic/)

[Sarah Rees Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-rees-brennan/)

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> [Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/psyche-zeroh/can-t-believe-google-is-cocky-enough-to-start-guessing-after-one/)

Psyche\_Zeroh

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> [“I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-feucht/i-believe-sarcasm-is-the-passive-form-of-rudeness-and-should-not-be/)

Sean Feucht

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> [“I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/i-m-sorry-that-your-mystical-godlike-powers-do-not-instantly-work-as/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

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> [there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/there-is-a-fine-line-between-sarcasm-and-hostility-you-seemed-to-have/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/he-has-never-been-known-to-use-a-word-that-might-send-a-reader-to-the/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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