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title: "Famous Sarcasm Wisdom"
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> [Sarcasm is the only way I can avoid saying fuck off since in other places its considered rude and a big ass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osvaldo-m/sarcasm-is-the-only-way-i-can-avoid-saying-fuck-off-since-in-other/)

[Osvaldo M](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osvaldo-m/)

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> [I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/i-m-a-nice-person-i-swear-but-once-you-step-on-my-limit-then-a-demon/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clarence-darrow/i-have-never-killed-any-one-but-i-have-read-some-obituary-notices/)

[Clarence Darrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clarence-darrow/)

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> [I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-sorry-call-me-old-fashioned-but-i-think-your-shorts-should-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [What? Nothing to say? No pithy wisdom? No lofty moral judgments?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ke-pa/what-nothing-to-say-no-pithy-wisdom-no-lofty-moral-judgments/)

[KE-PA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ke-pa/)

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> [“There are these amazing little seeds called compassion .  You should grow some.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-e-goodrich/there-are-these-amazing-little-seeds-called-compassion-you-should/)

[Richelle E. Goodrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-e-goodrich/)

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> [“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/life-s-a-party-so-smile-and-eat-shit-and-pretend-it-s-fucking-caviar/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanne-lobedica/whats-the-point-of-having-u-as-a-friend-in-facebook-when-in-real-life/)

[Joanne Lobedica](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanne-lobedica/)

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> [“I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melanie-marchande/i-swear-to-god-if-greatreads-doesn-t-stop-sending-me-these/)

Melanie Marchande

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> [I'm far too busy doing nothing to be bothered with the so called REAL world right now, but please leave a message…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-far-too-busy-doing-nothing-to-be-bothered-with-the-so-called-real/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-odom/sarcasm-as-it-turned-out-even-when-it-was-instinctive-and-quick-cut/)

[Mel Odom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-odom/)

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> [You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zabi-khojazada/you-say-you-love-me-aww-muffin-acchhoo-sorry-my-allergies-to-bullshit/)

[Zabi Khojazada](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zabi-khojazada/)

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> [“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-going-to-go-horribly-wrong-if-we/)

[Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/)

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> [His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/his-neighbor-is-a-tooth-drawer-that-bag-at-his-girdle-is-full-of-the/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecily-white/i-frowned-at-him-isn-t-sarcasm-the-opiate-of-the-masses-you-re/)

[Cecily White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecily-white/)

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> [“You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain. That's my sister, he said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-hood/you-like-she-asked-slade-he-gave-her-a-head-nod-and-she-vanished/)

[Holly Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-hood/)

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> [“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/i-m-transferring-ian-down-to-new-orleans-to-assist-with-this-arch/)

[Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/)

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> [“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-s-sarcasm-josh-sarcasm-it-s-from-the-greek-sarkasmos-to-bite-the/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-konigsberg/then-i-wondered-if-that-was-what-this-was-like-a-brokeback-mountain/)

[Bill Konigsberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-konigsberg/)

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> [“Nobody liked my plan. "You want us to split up?" Chase asked, his brow wrinkling in obvious bewilderment. Lake echoed the sentiment,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lynn-barnes/nobody-liked-my-plan-you-want-us-to-split-up-chase-asked-his-brow/)

[Jennifer Lynn Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lynn-barnes/)

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> [“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi-antoinette/now-mr-antonio-i-understand-that-there-are-people-who-are-close-to/)

Rumi Antoinette

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> [I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-fuller/i-grew-up-as-a-very-sarcastic-person-i-was-always-the-class-clown-and-2/)

[Kurt Fuller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-fuller/)

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> [“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/we-are-literally-in-the-heart-of-jesus-he-said-i-thought-we-were-in-a-2/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-a-schumpeter/please-do-not-think-that-i-am-accusing-socialists-of-insincerity-or/)

[Joseph A. Schumpeter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-a-schumpeter/)

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> [And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/and-now-i-m-using-sarcasm-to-confess-the-whole-thing-so-later-i-could/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guycode/critics-are-the-biggest-haters-movie-critics-i-d-love-to-read-your/)

GuyCode

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> [Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/guys-insult-eachother-and-don-t-really-mean-it-and-girls-compliment/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/psyche-zeroh/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-calls-the-cops-then-it-s-a-new/)

Psyche\_Zeroh

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> [I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/i-feel-that-there-is-reason-lurking-in-you-somewhere-so-we-will/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-police-officer-came-up-to-me-yesterday-and-said-where-were-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-oliver/who-the-hell-calls-at-two-in-the-morning-maybe-it-s-matt-wilde/)

[Lauren Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-oliver/)

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> [Wanna Fight..?! Stick Your Head Up Your Butt & Fight For Air..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/wanna-fight-stick-your-head-up-your-butt-fight-for-air/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/well-if-crime-fighters-fight-crime-and-fire-fighters-fight-fire-what/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/i-was-dead-and-i-hadn-t-even-been-able-to-attend-my-own-funeral/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/and-that-my-friends-is-how-a-revolution-dies-haymitch-abernathy/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meryannn-ulrick/it-s-perfectly-legal-to-be-a-smart-ass-at-times-but-some-people-just/)

Meryannn Ulrick

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> [“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-elson/you-re-supposed-to-pinch-yourself-not-the-one-you-re-dreaming-about/)

[Nicki Elson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-elson/)

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> [You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-flanagan/you-know-gilan-sarcasm-isn-t-the-lowest-form-of-wit-it-s-not-even-wit/)

[John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-flanagan/)

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> [If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-hurt-your-feelings-in-any-way-i-just-want-you-to-know-from-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You know politicians', Rosa said. 'They're sensitive as schoolgirls, and more vengeful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-follett/you-know-politicians-rosa-said-they-re-sensitive-as-schoolgirls-and/)

[Ken Follett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-follett/)

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                        "text": "“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t want you dead.” “Then explain this.” I handed him the picture. He chuckled again. “No, they don’t want you dead. That would be too easy. They want revenge.” Cold sweat broke out all over me, but I kept my face calm. I looked at him straight in the eye. “Well, then they are going to be quite disappointed, aren’t they?” I flashed my teeth at him. “Senorita, you might want to warn Senor Smith, you see, my nephew he doesn’t like to share, and if he sees another man after you, he’ll get very, eh, aggressive.” The silver fox looked at me and winked. “Oh, he won’t have to worry.” I said as I was walking out the door. “I doubt he will be alive long enough to know Agent Smith.” Then I slammed the door.”",
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                        "text": "“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus.” “Someone should tell Jesus,” I said. “I mean, it’s gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart.”",
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                        "text": "“Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either as bad democrats or as unprincipled schemers and opportunists. I fully believe, in spite of the childish Machiavellism in which some of their prophets indulge, that fundamentally most of them always have been as sincere in their professions as any other men. Besides, I do not believe in insincerity in social strife, for people always come to think what they want to think and what they incessantly profess. As regards democracy, socialist parties are presumably no more opportunists than are any others; they simply espouse democracy if, as, and when it serves their ideals and interests and not otherwise. Lest readers should be shocked and think so immoral a view worthy only of the most callous of political practitioners, ...”",
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                        "text": "And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.",
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                        "text": "Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe.",
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                        "text": "I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.",
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                        "text": "“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?\" \"Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love,\" Lindsay says. \"Very funny,”",
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                        "text": "Wanna Fight..?! Stick Your Head Up Your Butt & Fight For Air..",
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