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title: "Famous Sarcasm Words"
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> [Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-brie/crime-is-rampant-we-even-steal-away-from-responsibility/)

Andre Brie

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> [“You're about as delicate as an AK-47.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-hathaway/you-re-about-as-delicate-as-an-ak-47/)

[Jill Hathaway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-hathaway/)

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> [“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/i-watched-you-undress-shame-on-you/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [You couldnt handle me even if I came with Instructions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/you-couldnt-handle-me-even-if-i-came-with-instructions/)

Syoung

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> [“I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-rittner/i-speak-two-languages-english-and-sarcasm/)

[Don Rittner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-rittner/)

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> [99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/99-of-lawyers-give-the-rest-a-bad-name/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [I trust three people in my life...ME, MYSELF, &; I](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-trust-three-people-in-my-life-me-myself-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I live as a want. I have a boring life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/i-live-as-a-want-i-have-a-boring-life/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [“The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-deck/the-standard-clauses-of-the-american-dream-only-included-two-weeks-of/)

[Jeff Deck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-deck/)

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> [There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-may-be-no-excuse-for-laziness-but-im-still-looking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Don't you just LOVE rumors, they tell you so many awesome things you didn't even know about yourself!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhishek-tiwari/don-t-you-just-love-rumors-they-tell-you-so-many-awesome-things-you/)

[Abhishek Tiwari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhishek-tiwari/)

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> [“Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture. Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-brewer/yeah-it-s-a-kodak-moment-quick-take-a-picture-sarah-scoffs-i-stick-my/)

[Annie Brewer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-brewer/)

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> [I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-would-like-to-live-in-manchester-england-the-transition-between/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-marshall/you-had-to-learn-at-a-certain-age-what-sarcasm-is-you-know/)

[Penny Marshall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penny-marshall/)

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> [“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abigail-gibbs/can-you-enter-a-house-uninvited-no-why-that-would-be-rude/)

[Abigail Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abigail-gibbs/)

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> [It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-swift/it-is-as-hard-to-satirize-well-a-man-of-distinguished-vices-as-to/)

[Jonathan Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-swift/)

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> [“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-jeffery/i-could-feel-the-heat-rising-in-my-cheeks-we-spent-one-night-together/)

[Ashley Jeffery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-jeffery/)

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> [“I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world... ...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-kettle/i-have-tried-to-teach-you-the-wonders-of-the-spiritual-world-i-have/)

Roger Kettle

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> [“Billy, honey, could you get me another drink from the bar? I’m almost done with this one.” Kate pulls on his arm,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/billy-honey-could-you-get-me-another-drink-from-the-bar-i-m-almost/)

[Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/)

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> [What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/what-s-in-the-cave-russell-madigan-asked-with-heavy-sarcasm-i/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [“I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/i-used-to-jog-but-it-s-bad-for-the-knees-too-much-beta-carotene-turns/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [“As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand. "This makes me feel like a five-year-old," I said, licking it off.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mindi-scott/as-i-grabbed-my-cocoa-chocolate-ran-down-my-hand-this-makes-me-feel/)

[Mindi Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mindi-scott/)

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> [If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-izzard/if-you-re-choking-in-a-restaurant-you-can-just-say-the-magic-words/)

[Eddie Izzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-izzard/)

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> [Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sorry-your-password-must-contain-the-entire-alphabet-your-left-foot-a/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-koblin/hippocratic-oath-n-a-promise-that-mainly-pleases-the-prof-i-swear-by/)

Jonas Koblin

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> [“You are a disaster. You flinch at the slightest noise, and you nearly ripped that poor boy’s head off for dropping his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-ahdieh/you-are-a-disaster-you-flinch-at-the-slightest-noise-and-you-nearly/)

[Renee Ahdieh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-ahdieh/)

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> [Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michele-bardsley/did-you-hear-about-the-recently-discovered-temple-in-the-sudan-i/)

[Michele Bardsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michele-bardsley/)

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> [There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-jones/there-s-a-good-sarcasm-and-a-camaraderie-that-comes-after-being-in-a/)

[Kelly Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-jones/)

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> [Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/exactly-she-does-not-shine-as-a-wife-even-in-her-own-account-of-what/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [“The city of Leonia refashions itself every day: every morning the people wake between fresh sheets, wash with just-unwrapped cakes of soap,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/italo-calvino/the-city-of-leonia-refashions-itself-every-day-every-morning-the/)

[Italo Calvino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/italo-calvino/)

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> [I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-nantz/i-don-t-look-at-the-world-through-a-prism-of-sarcasm-anything-i-do-i/)

[Jim Nantz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-nantz/)

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> [Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-sorkin/mrs-landingham-does-the-president-have-free-time-this-morning-the/)

[Aaron Sorkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-sorkin/)

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> [Sarcasm is a bodies natural defense against stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-a-bodies-natural-defense-against-stupid/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Hi, I'm Dick," I said. "Yeah, I've heard that about you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mindi-scott/hi-i-m-dick-i-said-yeah-i-ve-heard-that-about-you/)

[Mindi Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mindi-scott/)

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> [“Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/just-married-a-bright-past-is-ahead-of-them/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rufus-choate/neither-irony-nor-sarcasm-is-argument/)

[Rufus Choate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rufus-choate/)

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> [“He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viz-media/he-sure-told-you-off-huh-icy-darcy/)

VIZ Media

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> [“How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-salaiz/how-bout-a-shot-of-truth-in-that-denial-cocktail/)

[Jennifer Salaiz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-salaiz/)

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> [She bought me a rollex & I still dont have time for her](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/she-bought-me-a-rollex-i-still-dont-have-time-for-her/)

Syoung

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> [“Poetry is a disease vector. Like malaria.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-douglas/poetry-is-a-disease-vector-like-malaria/)

Katie Douglas

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                        "text": "Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?\" I stared at him. \"Yeah. I'm a regular reader of National Geographic.\" Ol' Frankie's brows quirked. \"You wield sarcasm, madam, as well as a master swordsman does.\" \"Gee, thanks.\" I smiled at him and batted my lashes. Quit flirting . Patrick flicked the command into my head. He sounded half-annoyed, half-amused. I'm not flirting. Quit being cute and likeable. An impossible request. I've always been too adorable for words.",
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                        "text": "There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics.",
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                        "text": "Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer of womankind, as you are aware, Watson, but my experience of life has taught me that there are few wives having any regard for their husbands who would let any man's spoken word stand between them and that husband's dead body. Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.",
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                        "text": "“The city of Leonia refashions itself every day: every morning the people wake between fresh sheets, wash with just-unwrapped cakes of soap, wear brand-new clothing, take from the latest model refrigerator still unopened tins, listening to the last-minute jingles from the most up-to-date radio. On the sidewalks, encased in spotless plastic bags, the remains of yesterday's Leonia await the garbage truck. Not only squeezed tubes of toothpaste, blown-out light bulbs, newspapers, containers, wrappings, but also boilers, encyclopedias, pianos, porcelain dinner services. It is not so much by the things that each day are manufactured, sold, bought, that you can measure Leonia's opulence, but rather by the things that each day are thrown out to make room for the new. So you begin to wonder if Leonia's true passion is really , as they say, the enjoyment of new things, and not, instead, the joy of expelling, discarding, cleansing itself of a recurrent impurity. The fact is that street cleaners are welcomed like angels.”",
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                        "text": "I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you how I feel, and what you hear on the air is what I'm feeling. I'm not going to try to fake it, create synthetic drama. I'm just going to be myself.",
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                        "text": "Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.",
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