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title: "Famous Sarcasm Quotations"
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> [I won't insult you even though you just earned one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-mark/i-won-t-insult-you-even-though-you-just-earned-one/)

[Terry Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-mark/)

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> [Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-share-you-ll-take-the-grenade-i-ll-take-the-pin/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-person-who-aims-at-nothing-is-sure-to-hit-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/i-m-as-lucky-as-a-bed-of-oysters-on-cioppino-night/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosemary-clement-moore/my-major-vice-is-sarcasm-with-a-side-of-caffeine-addiction/)

[Rosemary Clement-Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosemary-clement-moore/)

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> [We really need a sarcasm font on the internet!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-copeland/we-really-need-a-sarcasm-font-on-the-internet/)

[Rachel Copeland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-copeland/)

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> [If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-allen/if-you-can-t-detect-the-sarcasm-you-ve-misunderstood/)

[Lily Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-allen/)

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> [Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-fall-in-love-when-you-can-fall-asleep/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-sarcasm-made-a-slight-whistling-noise-as-it-flew-over-loafers-head/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [“Sarcasm is like Jell-O. It’s always the right time and there’s always room.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/sarcasm-is-like-jell-o-it-s-always-the-right-time-and-there-s-always/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

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> [It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-ricci/it-s-fun-to-be-sarcastic-but-now-i-m-able-to-express-myself-in-a-way/)

[Christina Ricci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-ricci/)

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> [My sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think I'm stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/my-sarcasm-is-so-advanced-that-people-actually-think-i-m-stupid/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f\*ck up in the same sentence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-a-polite-person-i-ll-tell-you-excuse-me-and-shut-the-f-ck-up-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-everybody-some-i-love-to-be-around-some-i-love-2-avoid-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-fortunato/the-bibbidi-bobbidi-beautiful-boutique-the-name-filled-me-with-dread/)

[Jessica Fortunato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-fortunato/)

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> [Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-job-application-if-this-is-an-entry-level-position-how-am-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-r-king/you-see-why-i-married-her-mycroft-the-exquisite-juxtaposition-of/)

[Laurie R. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-r-king/)

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> [“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/only-men-who-have-crouched-in-the-trenches-under-heavy-machine-gun/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/but-nowhere-in-the-file-had-anyone-said-oh-and-by-the-way-he-runs/)

[Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/)

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> [“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-carr/what-are-you-doing-here-all-right-he-was-standing-in-front-of-an/)

[Robyn Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-carr/)

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> [“Remember sarcasm is forbidden and sincerity the order of the day. You are country folks now, and it will do you good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louisa-may-alcott/remember-sarcasm-is-forbidden-and-sincerity-the-order-of-the-day-you/)

[Louisa May Alcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louisa-may-alcott/)

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> [“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/aphorisms-should-be-peaks-and-those-who-are-addressed-tall-and-lofty/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sahara-mizu/grudges-don-t-simply-disappear-and-i-know-that-no-matter-what-people/)

[Sahara Mizu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sahara-mizu/)

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> [“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-takei/i-imagine-sarcasm-to-be-a-backward-slanting-font-each-word-leaning/)

[George Takei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-takei/)

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> [“No one is going to know about this, or should I be more explicit?" "Yes," she replied sharply. "I am brilliantly cunning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/no-one-is-going-to-know-about-this-or-should-i-be-more-explicit-yes/)

[Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/)

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> [“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/his-long-wait-is-almost-done-i-am-sending-balon-swann-to-sunspear-to/)

[George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/)

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> [Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-thirlwell/krzhizhanovsky-wanted-to-perform-imaginary-experiments-with-the/)

[Adam Thirlwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-thirlwell/)

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> [My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lina-wertmuller/my-two-souls-the-socially-conscious-one-and-the-lighthearted-one-are/)

[Lina Wertmuller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lina-wertmuller/)

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> [“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/what-what-what-are-you-doing-he-demanded-i-am-almost-six-hundred/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. "Men have died for less than that, ancient one," E-Thas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-rice-burroughs/what-has-o-tar-seen-an-ulsio-and-fainted-demanded-i-gos-with-broad/)

[Edgar Rice Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-rice-burroughs/)

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> [People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bassem-youssef/people-went-out-there-and-they-wrote-articles-and-went-on-television/)

[Bassem Youssef](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bassem-youssef/)

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> [“We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-harney/we-came-around-the-corner-and-stood-in-the-doorway-of-what-looked/)

[Sylvia Harney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-harney/)

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> [“His voice, the very sound of rolling eyes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-mullen/his-voice-the-very-sound-of-rolling-eyes/)

[Thomas Mullen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-mullen/)

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> [Somebody point me to the best ass eataaa !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-manaj/somebody-point-me-to-the-best-ass-eataaa/)

[Nicki Manaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-manaj/)

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> [“Los hombres son dioses muertos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo/los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos/)

[Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo/)

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> [“I find sarcasm before noon sours the stomach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/connie-brockway/i-find-sarcasm-before-noon-sours-the-stomach/)

[Connie Brockway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/connie-brockway/)

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> [Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/sarcasm-will-make-your-tits-fall-off/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [I would agree but we would both be wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shine/i-would-agree-but-we-would-both-be-wrong/)

[Shine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shine/)

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> [“A woman's weapon is her tongue.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-trollope/a-woman-s-weapon-is-her-tongue/)

[Anthony Trollope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-trollope/)

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> [A modest little person, with much to be modest about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-modest-little-person-with-much-to-be-modest-about/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?” he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.”",
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                        "text": "“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm.\" ~ Aunt Monica”",
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                        "text": "“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it is getting harder and harder to tell reality from distortion, truth from satire, especially on the Internet.”",
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                        "text": "“No one is going to know about this, or should I be more explicit?\" \"Yes,\" she replied sharply. \"I am brilliantly cunning and stupidly dense at the same time.Do continue treating me like a child.\" \"Your sarcasm is uncalled-for.\" \"I disagree.Actually,I will probably disagree with you henceforth whether I agree with you or not! I can behave like a child if you insist on treating me like one.”",
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                        "text": "“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser Balon would have another task as well, but that part was best left unsaid. “Ah.” Ser Harys Swyft fumbled at his funny little beard with thumb and forefinger. “He is dead then? Ser Gregor?” “I would think so, my lord,” Aurane Waters said dryly. “I am told that removing the head from the body is often mortal.”",
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                        "text": "Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy performing such experiments for real. In response, Krzhizhanovsky's prose has a recklessly unstable tone in which delighted examination of impossible worlds can slip into ferocious political sarcasm… It is a method for investigating how much unreality reality can bear.",
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                        "text": "My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat in my grotesque style, which combines tragedy and humor, irony and sarcasm, comedy and drama. I also feel that rules are made to be broken, especially in art! I prefer creative disorder to strict rules.",
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                        "text": "“What - what - what are you doing?\" he demanded. \"I am almost six hundred years old,\" Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted, since Magnus changed his age to suit himself every few weeks. Magnus swept on. \"It does seem about time to learn a musical instrument.\" He flourished his new prize, a little stringed instrument that looked like a cousin of the lute that the lute was embarrassed to be related to. \"It's called a charango. I am planning to become a charanguista!\" \"I wouldn't call that an instrument of music,\" Ragnor observed sourly. \"An instrument of torture, perhaps.\" Magnus cradled the charango in his arms as if it were an easily offended baby. \"It's a beautiful and very unique instrument! The sound box is made from an armadillo. Well, a dried armadillo shell.\" \"That explains the sound you're making,\" said Ragnor. \"Like a lost, hungry armadillo.\" \"You are just jealous,\" Magnus remarked calmly. \"Because you do not have the soul of a true artiste like myself.\" \"Oh, I am positively green with envy,\" Ragnor snapped. \"Come now, Ragnor. That's not fair,\" said Magnus. \"You know I love it when you make jokes about your complexion.\" Magnus refused to be affected by Ragnor's cruel judgments. He regarded his fellow warlock with a lofty stare of superb indifference, raised his charango, and began to play again his defiant, beautiful tune. They both heard the staccato thump of frantically running feet from within the house, the swish of skirts, and then Catarina came rushing out into the courtyard. Her white hair was falling loose about her shoulders, and her face was the picture of alarm. \"Magnus, Ragnor, I heard a cat making a most unearthly noise,\" she exclaimed. \"From the sound of it, the poor creature must be direly sick. You have to help me find it!\" Ragnor immediately collapsed with hysterical laughter on his windowsill. Magnus stared at Catarina for a moment, until he saw her lips twitch. \"You are conspiring against me and my art,\" he declared. \"You are a pack of conspirators.\" He began to play again. Catarina stopped him by putting a hand on his arm. \"No, but seriously, Magnus,\" she said. \"That noise is appalling.\" Magnus sighed. \"Every warlock's a critic.\" \"Why are you doing this?\" \"I have already explained myself to Ragnor. I wish to become proficient with a musical instrument. I have decided to devote myself to the art of the charanguista, and I wish to hear no more petty objections.\" \"If we are all making lists of things we wish to hear no more . . . ,\" Ragnor murmured. Catarina, however, was smiling. \"I see,\" she said. \"Madam, you do not see.\" \"I do. I see it all most clearly,\" Catarina assured him. \"What is her name?\" \"I resent your implication,\" Magnus said. \"There is no woman in the case. I am married to my music!\" \"Oh, all right,\" Catarina said. \"What's his name, then?\" His name was Imasu Morales, and he was gorgeous.”",
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                        "text": "“What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?\" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. \"Men have died for less than that, ancient one,\" E-Thas reminded him. \"I am safe,\" retorted I-Gos, \"for I am not a brave and popular son of the jeddak of Manator.”",
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                        "text": "People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used Jon Stewart to recruit me. So Jon Stewart, who actually - a guy from America was used by the CIA in order to recruit me for the CIA and be - make me a CIA agent to use sarcasm to bring down the government and bring down the country because this was all, of course, part of a worldwide conspiracy against the country.",
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                        "text": "“We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved once and for all that we were good loving parents. We decided to let him live. \"What is painting doing in my best Tupperware bowl?\" I yelled. \"Well, I needed something lightweight I could carry around with me,\" he began. \"You've been carrying around a brain for year,\" the boy's father said.”",
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