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title: "Famous Sarcasm Sayings"
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> [“Because sarcasm is my native language.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddy-edwards/because-sarcasm-is-my-native-language/)

[Maddy Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddy-edwards/)

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> [“Sarcasm is the new staircase to stardom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ahmed-mostafa/sarcasm-is-the-new-staircase-to-stardom/)

[Ahmed Mostafa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ahmed-mostafa/)

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> [“I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-duran/i-ve-heard-that-sarcasm-is-no-substitute-for-cleverness/)

[Meredith Duran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-duran/)

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> [Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-webster/sarcasm-is-the-language-of-people-whose-emotions-are-dying/)

[Barry Webster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-webster/)

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> [Im not good at giving advice¦how about sarcasm?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/humaira/im-not-good-at-giving-advice-how-about-sarcasm/)

[Humaira](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/humaira/)

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> [The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soul/the-pain-when-you-open-your-wallet-and-find-it-empty/)

[SouL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soul/)

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> [“Sure,” I said, my tone neutral to the point of sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-eisler/sure-i-said-my-tone-neutral-to-the-point-of-sarcasm/)

[Barry Eisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-eisler/)

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> [“Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/too-bad-game-over-insert-new-fucking-quarter/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [If I'm being sarcastic, please don't take offense. It's just my way of not punching you in the face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-m-being-sarcastic-please-don-t-take-offense-it-s-just-my-way-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/my-sarcasm-only-gets-me-in-trouble-when-my-brain-to-mouth-filter-is/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mahmoud-darwish/sarcasm-helps-me-overcome-the-harshness-of-the-reality-we-live-eases/)

[Mahmoud Darwish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mahmoud-darwish/)

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> [“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/as-if-i-d-had-time-to-drug-it-in-the-two-milliseconds-she-d-let-me/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [I don't even need to insult you. Your face speaks for itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknwon/i-don-t-even-need-to-insult-you-your-face-speaks-for-itself/)

[Unknwon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unknwon/)

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> [“The best relationships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-hendeles/the-best-relationships-are-built-on-sarcasm-and-inappropriateness/)

[Jason Hendeles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-hendeles/)

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> [Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spike-milligan/money-can-t-buy-friends-but-you-can-get-a-better-class-of-enemy/)

[Spike Milligan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spike-milligan/)

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> [Swearing is unattractive. I'm not attractive anyway so fuck off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paperjam/swearing-is-unattractive-i-m-not-attractive-anyway-so-fuck-off/)

[Paperjam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paperjam/)

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> [Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adlai-stevenson/nixon-is-the-kind-of-politician-who-would-cut-down-a-redwood-tree-and/)

[Adlai Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adlai-stevenson/)

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> [“You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/you-ll-pardon-me-he-finally-said-if-the-suggestion-that-the-minuscule/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-izzard/puberty-is-the-sickest-joke-god-plays-on-us-so-you-re-just-noticing/)

[Eddie Izzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-izzard/)

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> [Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-garcia/would-you-like-me-to-give-you-a-lollipop-and-rub-your-tummy-before-i/)

[David Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-garcia/)

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> [“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marley-gibson/sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-but-words-will-never-hurt-me/)

[Marley Gibson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marley-gibson/)

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> [I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. \*shrugs shoulders and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-hill/i-don-t-try-to-be-a-sarcastic-bitch-all-the-time-i-m-just-naturally/)

[Nicole Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-hill/)

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> [“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cate-tiernan/yes-reyn-is-our-resident-horse-master-he-has-an-excellent-seat-i/)

[Cate Tiernan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cate-tiernan/)

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> [Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/sarcasm-is-not-the-rapier-of-wit-its-wielders-seem-to-believe-it-to/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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> [Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lora-leigh/am-i-horny-enough-to-hump-a-bedpost-mica-asked-not-quite-yet-should-i/)

[Lora Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lora-leigh/)

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> [A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-sunshine/a-careful-blending-of-sarcasm-irony-and-teasing-bickering-has-its-own/)

[Linda Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-sunshine/)

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> [Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aubrey-plaza/sarcasm-is-weird-even-not-in-acting-in-life-i-feel-sarcastic-is-a/)

[Aubrey Plaza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aubrey-plaza/)

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> [Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yet-i-didn-t-understand-that-she-was-intentionally-disguising-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/it-is-believed-by-everyone-that-when-he-was-in-heaven-he-was-stern/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [“Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/varyk-s-deadly-gaze-turned-brittle-you-really-don-t-want-to-take-that/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-boyne/he-s-crazy-bruno-said-twirling-a-finger-in-circles-around-the-side-of/)

[John Boyne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-boyne/)

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> [“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/his-relationship-with-his-wife-was-one-of-the-strangest-they-talked/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [You're the cum that your mum should have swallowed!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-the-cum-that-your-mum-should-have-swallowed/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A good listener is usually thinking about something else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/a-good-listener-is-usually-thinking-about-something-else/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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> [“Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-anderson-coats/charming-we-re-going-to-be-murdered-in-our-beds/)

[J. Anderson Coats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-anderson-coats/)

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> [If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-ever-become-a-mother-can-i-have-one-of-the-puppies/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [90% of the time, I am being sarcastic and/or a smartass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/90-of-the-time-i-am-being-sarcastic-and-or-a-smartass/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people are as useless as the 'g' in 'lasagna'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyle/some-people-are-as-useless-as-the-g-in-lasagna/)

[LyLe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyle/)

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> [If you dont have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say-say-it-sarcastically/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [Some sarcasm is best told simply.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/some-sarcasm-is-best-told-simply/)

[Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/)

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                        "text": "Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks? Would that make it easier for you?",
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                        "text": "I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and smiles*",
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                        "text": "Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?\" Mica asked. \"Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?\" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. \"I believe a consult would be a good idea.\" Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. \"You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.",
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                        "text": "Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.",
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                        "text": "Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.",
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                        "text": "It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.",
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                        "text": "“Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest. 'Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even?”",
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                        "text": "“He's crazy,\" Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy he thought he was. \"He went up to a cat on the street the other day and invited her over for afternoon tea.\" \"What did the cat say?\" asked Gretel, who was making a sandwich in the corner of the kitchen. \"Nothing.\" explained Bruno. \"It was a cat.”",
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                        "text": "“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor, he went right on in his dreary monotonous voice, she tried to break in, she never could; at dawn he got tired and then Jane talked and he listened, snuffing and going thfump down his nose. She loved that man madly, but in a delirious way of some kind; there was never any mooching and mincing around, just talk and a very deep companionship that none of us would ever be able to fathom. Something curiously unsympathetic and cold between them was really a form of humor by which they communicated their own set of subtle vibrations. Love is all; Jane was never more than ten feet away from Bull and never missed a word he said, and he spoke in a very low voice, too.”",
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                        "text": "You're the cum that your mum should have swallowed!..",
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                        "text": "A good listener is usually thinking about something else.",
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