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title: "Best Sarcasm Qoutes"
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> [“Sarcasm is a great stupidity detector.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sabrina-zbasnik/sarcasm-is-a-great-stupidity-detector/)

[Sabrina Zbasnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sabrina-zbasnik/)

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> [“Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/aww-did-we-masturbate-through-the-tears-last-night/)

[Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/)

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> [I always get the better when I argue alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-goldsmith/i-always-get-the-better-when-i-argue-alone/)

[Oliver Goldsmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-goldsmith/)

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> [“A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-castillo-price/a-psycho-murderer-who-lubed-how-considerate/)

[Jordan Castillo Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-castillo-price/)

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> [“I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/i-have-a-headache-if-only-i-had-a-crown-to-put-on/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [“She certainly had a talent for sweetly stated sarcasm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-corwin/she-certainly-had-a-talent-for-sweetly-stated-sarcasm/)

[Amy Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-corwin/)

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> [I left my bed once. It was awful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-left-my-bed-once-it-was-awful/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elbert-hubbard/perfume-any-smell-that-is-used-to-drown-a-worse-one/)

[Elbert Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elbert-hubbard/)

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> [Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludwig-borne/ministers-fall-like-buttered-slices-of-bread-usually-on-their-good/)

[Ludwig Borne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludwig-borne/)

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> [Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-klosterman/sarcasm-is-when-you-tell-someone-the-truth-by-lying-on-purpose/)

[Chuck Klosterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-klosterman/)

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> [“He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm. --Havana Red”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonardo-padura/he-checked-his-parachute-and-launched-himself-into-the-sea-of-sarcasm/)

[Leonardo Padura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonardo-padura/)

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> [“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-elson/was-she-on-some-sort-of-candid-camera-version-of-this-is-your-sucky/)

[Nicki Elson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-elson/)

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> [“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-casey/nefarious-purposes-translation-for-disgusting-demon-sex-and-the-birth/)

[Elle Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-casey/)

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> [“I don't understand models. They starve to stay thin so that they can feed themselves..”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ljupka-cvetanova/i-don-t-understand-models-they-starve-to-stay-thin-so-that-they-can/)

[Ljupka Cvetanova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ljupka-cvetanova/)

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> [A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-man-is-a-king-a-king-is-a-ruler-a-ruler-is-12-inches-still-think-ur/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrej-pejic/i-find-myself-to-be-quite-sarcastic-and-i-wouldn-t-want-to-be-with/)

[Andrej Pejic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrej-pejic/)

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> [Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/psyche-zeroh/why-do-we-teach-kids-that-violence-is-not-the-answer-and-then-have/)

[Psyche\_Zeroh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/psyche-zeroh/)

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> [“Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.” “And you’re not?” I questioned. “Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyssa-rose-ivy/innocent-tourists-you-make-me-sound-like-the-big-bad-wolf-and-you-re/)

[Alyssa Rose Ivy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyssa-rose-ivy/)

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> [“You don't have fangs." "I do." Why did it feel as if she'd just insulted his virility? "I don't think I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-huber/you-don-t-have-fangs-i-do-why-did-it-feel-as-if-she-d-just-insulted/)

[Brenda Huber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-huber/)

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> [Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-reed/regardless-of-what-amount-of-satire-or-sarcasm-is-heard-in-what-i-do/)

[Ricky Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-reed/)

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> [It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/it-is-no-secret-that-organized-crime-in-america-takes-in-over-forty/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/i-think-you-want-a-little-unofficial-help-three-undetected-murders-in/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rifkin/don-t-consider-sarcasm-the-be-all-and-end-all-of-verbal-intercourse/)

[Adam Rifkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rifkin/)

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> [“Janice rolled her eyes. First, the doctor had ogled her, and now Karr was leering at her and licking his lips lasciviously.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-l-lavell/janice-rolled-her-eyes-first-the-doctor-had-ogled-her-and-now-karr/)

[William L. Lavell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-l-lavell/)

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> [“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly.  Eyebrows knitted together, “DO…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/do-i-have-to-get-diapers-he-asked-why-did-kade-shit-himself-she/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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> [“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f\*cked up people find my company. One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/you-know-my-voice-was-laced-with-sarcasm-i-love-being-reminded-of/)

[J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/)

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> [“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/a-demigod-i-repeated-like-i-d-just-learned-to-speak-a-few-seconds-ago/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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> [And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/and-sometimes-if-i-was-really-really-lucky-he-d-smile-at-me-a-real/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-kaspar-lavater/there-are-many-kinds-of-smiles-each-having-a-distinct-character-some/)

[Johann Kaspar Lavater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-kaspar-lavater/)

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> [“I certainly don’t like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don’t believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/i-certainly-don-t-like-the-idea-of-missionaries-in-fact-the-whole/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/arch-turned-and-looked-at-ian-the-other-man-was-fiddling-with-the/)

[Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/)

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> [“The idea filled her with a nameless horror. Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/the-idea-filled-her-with-a-nameless-horror-lost-in-thought-it-took/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/sarcasm-is-the-lowest-form-of-wit/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-birnbach/sarcasm-mascarades-as-the-preppy-s-sense-of-humor/)

[Lisa Birnbach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-birnbach/)

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> [“Better watch her. She burns other people's books.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tsukumizu/better-watch-her-she-burns-other-people-s-books/)

[Tsukumizu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tsukumizu/)

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> [You make me want to puke. (In a good way!)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/psyche-zeroh/you-make-me-want-to-puke-in-a-good-way/)

[Psyche\_Zeroh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/psyche-zeroh/)

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> [As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-tony-giles/as-regards-rap-music-i-believe-that-the-c-is-silent/)

[Dr Tony Giles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-tony-giles/)

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> [I'm sweet? It must be all the lemon juice I drank talking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-sweet-it-must-be-all-the-lemon-juice-i-drank-talking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Great minds think a like. So I bet you know what I mean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/great-minds-think-a-like-so-i-bet-you-know-what-i-mean/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [“Sarcasm is such unattractive quality in anyone but me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-young/sarcasm-is-such-unattractive-quality-in-anyone-but-me/)

[Samantha Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-young/)

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