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title: "2 Sarcasm-humor Quotes By Mel Brown"
description: "2 Sarcasm-humor quotes by Mel Brown. Plus more from Mel Brown and more Sarcasm-humor sayings from other authors."
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> [“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brown/child-i-can-t-be-patient-that-s-not-a-word-so-don-t-even-say-it-mommy/)

Mel Brown

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> [“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brown/son-we-don-t-need-ladders-we-have-obsidian-bro-mommy-s-thoughts/)

Mel Brown

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/mel-brown-111258_humor_son-we-don-t-need-ladders-we-have-obsidi_3098823.jpg)

## More by Mel Brown

> [“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brown/child-i-can-t-be-patient-that-s-not-a-word-so-don-t-even-say-it-mommy/)

Mel Brown

> [“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brown/son-we-don-t-need-ladders-we-have-obsidian-bro-mommy-s-thoughts/)

Mel Brown

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