--- title: "9 Saltwater Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Saltwater quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Saltwater sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/amy-schumer-3747_ass_you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass-2520014_2520014.jpg" --- > [You shoot saltwater in your ass?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/amy-schumer-3747_ass_you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass-2520014_2520014.jpg) > [“drenching his shirt with saltwater”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater/) [Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/stephenie-meyer-91_saltwater_drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater-29902_2990258.png) > [“Kissing her is like drinking salted water, he thinks. His thirst only increases.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-sheridan/kissing-her-is-like-drinking-salted-water-he-thinks-his-thirst-only/) [Sara Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-sheridan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/465/sara-sheridan-1032_kissing_kissing-her-is-like-drinking-salted-wate_2920.png) > [My favorite toy or game has been the ocean. My real passion is for saltwater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorian-doc-paskowitz/my-favorite-toy-or-game-has-been-the-ocean-my-real-passion-is-for/) [Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorian-doc-paskowitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46b/dorian-doc-paskowitz-24049_games_my-favorite-toy-or-game-has-been-the-oce_694983.jpg) > [Saltwater fishing is only for the strong man with a hard stomach. It's like sex after lunch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-ritz/saltwater-fishing-is-only-for-the-strong-man-with-a-hard-stomach-it-s/) [Charles Ritz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-ritz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/charles-ritz-61846_boat_saltwater-fishing-is-only-for-the-strong_2951708.jpg) > [Saltwater heals, healing referring to its various forms; tears, cleanses and heals the soul; sweat, cleanses through labor; the ocean, heals in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rabindranath-tagore/saltwater-heals-healing-referring-to-its-various-forms-tears-cleanses/) [Rabindranath Tagore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rabindranath-tagore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c7/rabindranath-tagore-383_form_saltwater-heals-healing-referring-to-its_2681560.png) > [“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/we-hit-the-sunny-beaches-where-we-occupy-ourselves-keeping-the-sun/) [Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/167/erma-bombeck-780_beaches_we-hit-the-sunny-beaches-where-we-occupy_3185126.png) > [If we could ever competitively, at a cheap rate, get fresh water from saltwater, ..(this) would be in the long-range interests of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-f-kennedy/if-we-could-ever-competitively-at-a-cheap-rate-get-fresh-water-from/) [John F. Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-f-kennedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/john-f-kennedy-246_accomplishment_if-we-could-ever-competitively-at-a-chea_1811812.jpg) > [“The sea was like another member of the household, a recalcitrant child at times, a soothing aunt at others. She crooned them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hala-alyan/the-sea-was-like-another-member-of-the-household-a-recalcitrant-child/) [Hala Alyan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hala-alyan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39f/hala-alyan-26251_children_the-sea-was-like-another-member-of-the-h_2077754.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/saltwater/#itemlist", "name": "Saltwater Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You shoot saltwater in your ass?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amy Schumer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/amy-schumer-3747_ass_you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass-2520014_2520014.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/amy-schumer-3747_ass_you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass-2520014_2520014.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/amy-schumer-3747_ass_you-shoot-saltwater-in-your-ass-2520014_2520014.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You shoot saltwater in your ass?” — Amy Schumer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“drenching his shirt with saltwater”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephenie Meyer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/stephenie-meyer-91_saltwater_drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater-29902_2990258.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/stephenie-meyer-91_saltwater_drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater-29902_2990258.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/stephenie-meyer-91_saltwater_drenching-his-shirt-with-saltwater-29902_2990258.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“drenching his shirt with saltwater” — Stephenie Meyer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Kissing her is like drinking salted water, he thinks. 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