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title: "480 Salad Quotes by 397 authors"
description: "Browse 480 Salad quotes by 397 authors. Discover the best Salad sayings and thoughts."
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> [I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roberto-burle-marx/i-did-a-salad-but-i-didn-t-do-a-garden/)

[Roberto Burle Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roberto-burle-marx/)

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> [“Spring Salad with microwaved Quinoa”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-allan/spring-salad-with-microwaved-quinoa/)

[Jenny Allan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-allan/)

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> [I want to focus on my salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-stewart/i-want-to-focus-on-my-salad/)

[Martha Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-stewart/)

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> [Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/call-it-crazy-or-just-chicken-salad/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [It was a salad bar of phobias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/it-was-a-salad-bar-of-phobias/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [Salad is roughage and a French idea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-k-fisher/salad-is-roughage-and-a-french-idea/)

[M. F. K. Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-k-fisher/)

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> [I may not know much but I can count.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darryl-sutter/i-may-not-know-much-but-i-can-count/)

[Darryl Sutter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darryl-sutter/)

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> [Usually New York has lousy salads.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debbie-reynolds/usually-new-york-has-lousy-salads/)

[Debbie Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debbie-reynolds/)

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> [What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexis-soyer/what-is-more-refreshing-than-salads-when-your-appetite-seems-to-have-2/)

[Alexis Soyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexis-soyer/)

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> [“I was too deeply immersed in my salad to say his full name.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-iadanza/i-was-too-deeply-immersed-in-my-salad-to-say-his-full-name/)

[Emma Iadanza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-iadanza/)

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> [I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lupita-nyong-o/i-m-pretty-awesome-at-making-salad-dressings/)

[Lupita Nyong'o](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lupita-nyong-o/)

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> [Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-ditka/can-t-make-chicken-salad-out-of-chicken-noodle/)

[Mike Ditka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-ditka/)

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> [Thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tity-boi/thats-that-salad-dressin-i-m-on-my-thousandth-island/)

[Tity Boi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tity-boi/)

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> [I like to make pasta with puttanesca sauce and arugula salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alanis-morissette/i-like-to-make-pasta-with-puttanesca-sauce-and-arugula-salad/)

[Alanis Morissette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alanis-morissette/)

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> [I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/black-thought/i-chop-em-into-salad-and-my-name-ain-t-caesar/)

[Black Thought](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/black-thought/)

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> [Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/ambien-might-have-mentally-just-tossed-my-salad-with-croutons/)

[Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/)

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> [I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nobu-matsuhisa/i-always-eat-a-meal-at-home-before-i-leave-for-the-airport-so-i-only/)

[Nobu Matsuhisa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nobu-matsuhisa/)

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> [So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/so-if-i-m-cooking-i-ll-be-steaming-vegetables-making-some-nice-salad/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [“People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-reese/people-will-eat-more-salad-if-there-s-a-chance-the-next-bite-will/)

[Jennifer Reese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-reese/)

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> [If I'm craving a hamburger, I'll have a hamburger. But then the next day I'll make sure that I have a salad,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/porsha-williams/if-i-m-craving-a-hamburger-i-ll-have-a-hamburger-but-then-the-next/)

[Porsha Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/porsha-williams/)

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> [One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myrtle-reed/one-uncongenial-guest-can-ruin-a-dinner-more-easily-than-a-poor-salad/)

[Myrtle Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myrtle-reed/)

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> [We're children of God through our blood kinship with Christ. We're also sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, with a hereditary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-brown-taylor/we-re-children-of-god-through-our-blood-kinship-with-christ-we-re/)

[Barbara Brown Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-brown-taylor/)

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> [The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-waters/the-way-we-subsidize-food-makes-it-cheaper-to-go-to-mcdonald-s-and/)

[Alice Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-waters/)

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> [My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/my-grandfather-had-a-wonderful-funeral-on-the-buffet-table-there-was/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-collins/doing-20-minutes-of-stretching-light-weights-and-floor-exercises/)

[Joan Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-collins/)

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> [I hate going out for lunch during a workday because it slows down my pace and ruins my rhythm. I prefer to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/i-hate-going-out-for-lunch-during-a-workday-because-it-slows-down-my/)

[Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/)

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> [Jay Carney, whose unenviable job is not to explain but to explain away what his employers say, calls the IRS’s behavior “inappropriate.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-will/jay-carney-whose-unenviable-job-is-not-to-explain-but-to-explain-away/)

[George Will](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-will/)

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> [America is no longer the melting pot it used to be. It has now become a tossed salad of foreigners that arrive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-severin/america-is-no-longer-the-melting-pot-it-used-to-be-it-has-now-become/)

[Jay Severin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-severin/)

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> [I make an enormous amount of salads, but my salads are like meals. They're amazing. I like going down to the farmers'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andie-macdowell/i-make-an-enormous-amount-of-salads-but-my-salads-are-like-meals-they/)

[Andie MacDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andie-macdowell/)

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> [Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/puberty-for-me-was-graduating-from-thousand-island-salad-dressing-to/)

[Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/)

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> [I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-satie/i-eat-only-white-foods-eggs-sugar-grated-bones-the-fat-of-dead/)

[Erik Satie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-satie/)

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> [My aunt took me to see 'Salad Days' when I was seven. This story of a magic piano that infects everyone who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cameron-mackintosh/my-aunt-took-me-to-see-salad-days-when-i-was-seven-this-story-of-a/)

[Cameron Mackintosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cameron-mackintosh/)

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> [“Laid out on the rustic farm table that sits to the side of Maria's enormous kitchen island is a lovely spread of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacey-ballis/laid-out-on-the-rustic-farm-table-that-sits-to-the-side-of-maria-s/)

[Stacey Ballis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacey-ballis/)

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> [The first gatherings of the garden in May of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-b-toklas/the-first-gatherings-of-the-garden-in-may-of-salads-radishes-and/)

[Alice B. Toklas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-b-toklas/)

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> [I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-have-a-friend-who-actually-told-me-that-she-d-rather-be-dead-than/)

[Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/)

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> [I love to bake. I like to bake with wheat and try not to eat sugar so I use applesauce instead, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-song/i-love-to-bake-i-like-to-bake-with-wheat-and-try-not-to-eat-sugar-so-2/)

[Brenda Song](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-song/)

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> [I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked up a box of Twinkies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/i-thought-this-was-a-cookout-you-know-dogs-and-burgers-tater-tots/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [“…   not my own opinion, but my wife’s: Yesterday, when weary with writing, I was called to supper, and a salad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johannes-kepler/not-my-own-opinion-but-my-wife-s-yesterday-when-weary-with-writing-i/)

[Johannes Kepler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johannes-kepler/)

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> [I love cooking all different things, so any form of meat, fish, anything else. I do have a really strict diet, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-rutherford/i-love-cooking-all-different-things-so-any-form-of-meat-fish-anything/)

[Greg Rutherford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-rutherford/)

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> [When McDonald's opened up in Moscow - I happened to be there when it opened and wandered in. And the Russians were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gimlette/when-mcdonald-s-opened-up-in-moscow-i-happened-to-be-there-when-it/)

[John Gimlette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gimlette/)

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## Top authors on Salad

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