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> [“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and almost toppled to the floor when my foot caught the hem of my skirt. My amusement…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/he-grunted-then-he-howled-i-guess-vinaigrette-burns-ha-i-controlled/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/idina-menzel/i-d-been-a-wedding-singer-through-college-but-after-a-few-years-of/)

[Idina Menzel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/idina-menzel/)

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