--- title: "17 Said Quotes By Robin Williams" description: "17 Said quotes by Robin Williams. Plus more from Robin Williams and more Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/robin-williams-682_agents_shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-th_2047851.jpg" --- > [Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-there-were-no-agents-then/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/robin-williams-682_agents_shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-th_2047851.jpg) > [On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do-things-that-if-you-said-and/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60c/robin-williams-682_arrested_on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do_14382.jpg) > [To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/to-make-fun-of-an-administration-to-make-fun-of-anything-mark-twain/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/060/robin-williams-682_administration_to-make-fun-of-an-administration-to-make_151300.jpg) > [I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-my-back-waxed-once-by-two-women-and-at-one-point-they-said-do/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bc/robin-williams-682_break_i-had-my-back-waxed-once-by-two-women-an_2276236.jpg) > [There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/there-was-an-old-crazy-dude-who-used-to-live-a-long-time-ago-his-name/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa8/robin-williams-682_crazy_there-was-an-old-crazy-dude-who-used-to_3147010.jpg) > [I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-don-t-have-a-college-degree-and-my-father-didn-t-have-a-college/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/759/robin-williams-682_college_i-don-t-have-a-college-degree-and-my-fat_1192651.jpg) > [I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-was-once-on-a-german-talk-show-and-this-woman-said-to-me-mr/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6c/robin-williams-682_comedy_i-was-once-on-a-german-talk-show-and-thi_1216436.jpg) > [It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-should-send-out-buddhist-thank/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e6/robin-williams-682_believe_it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-sh_2676686.jpg) > [My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/my-childhood-was-really-nice-my-parents-never-forced-me-to-do/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/robin-williams-682_actor_my-childhood-was-really-nice-my-parents_2679786.jpg) > [Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/even-when-i-did-my-broadway-show-i-did-15-minutes-no-one-had-seen/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/256/robin-williams-682_als_even-when-i-did-my-broadway-show-i-did-1_551578.jpg) > [Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/just-now-when-i-said-i-have-a-crush-on-you-you-didn-t-say-no-way/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f74/robin-williams-682_crush_just-now-when-i-said-i-have-a-crush-on-y_202766.jpg) > [Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/most-of-all-i-want-to-thank-my-father-up-there-the-man-who-when-i/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/822/robin-williams-682_academy-awards_most-of-all-i-want-to-thank-my-father-up_2740626.jpg) > [A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/a-pentagon-official-once-said-the-people-who-would-actually-push-the/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c37/robin-williams-682_behinds_a-pentagon-official-once-said-the-people_268073.jpg) > [My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/my-children-give-me-a-great-sense-of-wonder-just-to-see-them-develop-2/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/robin-williams-682_book_my-children-give-me-a-great-sense-of-won_2188885.jpg) > [The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/the-idea-of-the-industrial-fishing-affects-everyone-those-factory/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd4/robin-williams-682_bulldozers_the-idea-of-the-industrial-fishing-affec_1503234.jpg) > [I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-was-once-walking-in-an-airport-and-a-woman-came-up-to-me-and-said/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bd/robin-williams-682_airports_i-was-once-walking-in-an-airport-and-a-w_123078.jpg) > [My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/my-mother-s-idea-of-natural-childbirth-was-giving-birth-without/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9df/robin-williams-682_birth_my-mother-s-idea-of-natural-childbirth-w_1764305.jpg) ## Other authors on Said ## More by Robin Williams > [On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do-things-that-if-you-said-and/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/humor-is-a-great-defense-and-an-offense-too-usually-the-recipient-isn/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/what-s-wrong-with-death-sir-what-are-we-so-mortally-afraid-of-why-can/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/spring-is-nature-s-way-of-saying-let-s-party/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-sex-with-a-prostitute-when-i-was-21-i-was-so-bad-she-gave-me-a/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/we-were-talking-briefly-about-cocaine-yeah-anything-that-makes-you/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [In America they really do mythologise people when they die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/in-america-they-really-do-mythologise-people-when-they-die/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-always-thought-the-idea-of-education-was-to-learn-to-think-for/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-was-a-serious-method-actor-until-i-visited-this-site/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-m-history-no-i-m-mythology-nah-i-don-t-care-what-i-am-i-m-free/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/but-only-in-their-dreams-can-men-be-truly-free-it-was-always-thus-and/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/people-say-satire-is-dead-it-s-not-dead-it-s-alive-and-living-in-the/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/for-me-comedy-starts-as-a-spew-a-kind-of-explosion-and-then-you/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [Carpe per diem - seize the check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/carpe-per-diem-seize-the-check/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) > [Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/cable-is-not-bound-because-people-pay-for-it-it-s-literally-a-choice/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said/robin-williams/#itemlist", "name": "17 Said Quotes By Robin Williams", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Shakespeare said, \"Kill all the lawyers.\" There were no agents then.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robin Williams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-there-were-no-agents-then/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/robin-williams-682_agents_shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-th_2047851.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/robin-williams-682_agents_shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-th_2047851.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/robin-williams-682_agents_shakespeare-said-kill-all-the-lawyers-th_2047851.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Shakespeare said, \"Kill all the lawyers.\" There were no agents then.” — Robin Williams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "On stage you're free. 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Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robin Williams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-should-send-out-buddhist-thank/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e6/robin-williams-682_believe_it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-sh_2676686.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e6/robin-williams-682_believe_it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-sh_2676686.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e6/robin-williams-682_believe_it-s-been-a-tough-year-someone-said-i-sh_2676686.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's been a tough year. . . 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