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title: "24 Said Quotes By Roald Dahl"
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> [Well not exactly," the father said."Nobody could do that. but it didn't take me long...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/well-not-exactly-the-father-said-nobody-could-do-that-but-it-didn-t/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Hooray!" said the Chief of the Army. "Let's blow everyone up! Bang-bang! Bang-bang!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/hooray-said-the-chief-of-the-army-let-s-blow-everyone-up-bang-bang/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/i-ve-always-said-to-myself-that-if-a-little-pocket-calculator-can-do/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/i-m-wondering-what-to-read-next-matilda-said-i-ve-finished-all-the/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/well-first-of-all-said-the-bfg-human-beans-is-not-really-believing-in/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/words-he-said-is-oh-such-a-twitch-tickling-problem-to-me-all-my-life-2/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Meanings is not important, said the BFG. I cannot be right all the time. Quite often I is left instead of right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/meanings-is-not-important-said-the-bfg-i-cannot-be-right-all-the-time/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [The secret of life', he said, 'is to become very very good at somethin' that's very very 'ard to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-secret-of-life-he-said-is-to-become-very-very-good-at-somethin/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Matilda said, "Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/matilda-said-never-do-anything-by-halves-if-you-want-to-get-away-with/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [You seemed so far away," Miss Honey whispered, awestruck. "Oh, I was. I was flying past the stars on silver wings," Matilda…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/you-seemed-so-far-away-miss-honey-whispered-awestruck-oh-i-was-i-was/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/here-it-is-nigel-said-mrs-d-mrs-i-mrs-ffi-mrs-c-mrs-u-mrs-lty-that/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/bunkum-and-tummyrot-you-ll-never-get-anywhere-if-you-go-about-what/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [My darling," she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?" "I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/my-darling-she-said-at-last-are-you-sure-you-don-t-mind-being-a-mouse/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/my-dear-young-fellow-the-old-green-grasshopper-said-gently-there-are/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [I is reading it hundreds of times,' the BFG said. 'And I is still reading it and teaching new words to myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/i-is-reading-it-hundreds-of-times-the-bfg-said-and-i-is-still-reading/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Poor Earthworm,' the Ladybird said, whispering in James's ear. 'He loves to make everything into a disaster. He hates to be happy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/poor-earthworm-the-ladybird-said-whispering-in-james-s-ear-he-loves/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/there-are-many-other-little-refinements-too-mr-bohlen-you-ll-see-them/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [He turned and reached behind him for the chocolate bar, then he turned back again and handed it to Charlie. Charlie grabbed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/he-turned-and-reached-behind-him-for-the-chocolate-bar-then-he-turned/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [You mean you live down here?' Matilda asked. 'I do', Miss Honey replied, but she said no more. Matilda had never once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/you-mean-you-live-down-here-matilda-asked-i-do-miss-honey-replied-but/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [I therefore invite you all," Mr Fox went on, 'to stay here with me for ever.' For ever!' they cried. 'My goodness!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/i-therefore-invite-you-all-mr-fox-went-on-to-stay-here-with-me-for/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food. "You is trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/do-you-like-vegetables-sophie-asked-hoping-to-steer-the-conversation/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [We is in Dream Country,' the BFG said. 'This is where all dreams is beginning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/we-is-in-dream-country-the-bfg-said-this-is-where-all-dreams-is/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [I shall never have a bath again," I said. "Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/i-shall-never-have-a-bath-again-i-said-just-dont-have-one-too-often/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [A girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. Looks is more important…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/a-girl-should-think-about-making-herself-look-attractive-so-she-can/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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## Other authors on Said

## More by Roald Dahl

> [Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/nowadays-you-can-go-anywhere-in-the-world-in-a-few-hours-and-nothing/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [When I walked to school in the mornings I would start out alone but would pick up four other boys along the way. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-i-walked-to-school-in-the-mornings-i-would-start-out-alone-but/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/there-s-no-earthly-way-of-knowing-which-direction-we-are-going-there/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“One of the vital things for a writer who’s writing a book, which is a lengthy project and is going to take about a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/one-of-the-vital-things-for-a-writer-who-s-writing-a-book-which-is-a/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“When Bruce Bogtrotter had eaten his way through half of the entire enormous cake, he paused for just a couple of seconds and took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-bruce-bogtrotter-had-eaten-his-way-through-half-of-the-entire/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Eschew all those beastly adjectives...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/eschew-all-those-beastly-adjectives/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/bunkum-and-tummyrot-you-ll-never-get-anywhere-if-you-go-about-what/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/if-the-good-lord-intended-for-us-to-walk-he-wouldn-t-have-invented/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-witching-hour-somebody-had-once-whispered-to-her-was-a-special/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/those-who-don-t-believe-in-magic-will-never-find-it/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/but-there-was-one-other-thing-that-the-grown-ups-also-knew-and-it-was/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-writing-about-oneself-one-must-strive-to-be-truthful-truth-is/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“the world is a scary place for such a small child”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-world-is-a-scary-place-for-such-a-small-child/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [And above all, watch with glittering eyes the world around you, because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/and-above-all-watch-with-glittering-eyes-the-world-around-you-because/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“We must hurry!’ said Mr. Wonka. ‘We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/we-must-hurry-said-mr-wonka-we-have-so-much-time-and-so-little-to-do/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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