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title: "65 Said Quotes By Red Buttons"
description: "65 Said quotes by Red Buttons. Plus more from Red Buttons and more Said sayings from other authors."
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> [Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/captain-hook-s-mother-who-said-to-little-hook-for-god-sakes-don-t/)

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> [Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/adam-who-said-to-our-lord-in-the-garden-of-eden-i-got-more-ribs-you/)

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> [Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/aladdin-who-said-to-his-wife-i-know-it-s-not-a-lamp-keep-rubbing/)

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> [Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/ben-hur-who-said-to-his-sister-ben-him-we-d-better-swap-names-before/)

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> [Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/rip-van-winkle-who-said-don-t-make-the-bed-i-m-just-going-to-the/)

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> [Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/orson-welles-who-said-to-anita-bryant-stop-picketing-me-what-i-said/)

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> [Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/donald-trump-s-mother-who-said-donnie-stop-playing-monopoly-and-get/)

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> [Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/ray-charles-who-said-to-stevie-wonder-maybe-we-re-white-never-got-a/)

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> [Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/steven-spielberg-s-mother-who-said-to-e-t-i-don-t-care-where-you-re/)

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> [William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/william-tell-s-son-telly-who-said-as-his-father-was-pointing-the-bow/)

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> [Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/joseph-cotten-who-said-you-know-how-i-got-my-name-sammy-davis-picked/)

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> [Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/alexander-the-great-who-said-on-his-wedding-night-it-s-only-a/)

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> [Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/eve-said-to-the-serpent-you-know-i-could-go-for-a-bite-to-eat-but-i/)

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> [Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/burt-reynolds-great-sex-symbol-of-the-movies-who-said-i-owe-it-all-to/)

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> [The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/the-hunchback-of-notre-dame-who-said-to-his-tailor-irving-forget-the/)

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> [Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/noah-s-wife-who-said-to-noah-don-t-let-the-elephants-watch-the/)

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> [Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/saint-christopher-who-said-where-can-i-get-a-frank-sinatra-medal/)

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> [King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/king-henry-viii-who-said-to-his-lawyer-forget-the-alimony-i-ve-got-a/)

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> [Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/stan-musial-who-said-why-didn-t-they-make-me-the-first-polish-pope-i/)

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> [Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/dolly-parton-who-said-to-her-doctor-are-you-sure-it-s-a-chest-cold/)

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> [Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/vincent-van-gogh-who-said-to-the-hat-salesman-i-like-it-but-it-keeps/)

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> [Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/alexander-graham-bell-s-wife-who-said-to-alex-on-their-wedding-night/)

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> [Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/dean-martin-s-great-great-uncle-ebenezer-martin-who-said-to-eli/)

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> [The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/the-mayor-of-hong-kong-who-said-can-t-work-today-have-american-flu/)

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> [Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/adam-who-said-to-eve-what-do-you-mean-you-have-nothing-to-wear-never/)

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> [Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/maid-marion-who-said-to-robin-hood-i-will-not-live-in-a-house-with-a/)

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> [Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/clint-eastwood-s-sex-therapist-who-said-to-clint-do-it-any-which-way/)

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> [Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/long-john-silver-s-wife-short-who-said-to-john-if-the-shoe-fits-never/)

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> [Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/sydney-poitier-who-said-to-lester-maddox-guess-who-s-not-coming-to/)

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> [Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/bluebeard-who-said-to-scottland-yard-how-do-i-know-how-many-wives-i/)

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> [The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/the-captain-of-the-titanic-who-said-to-room-service-who-sent-for-all/)

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> [Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/noah-s-wife-who-said-to-him-after-40-days-and-40-nights-it-s-your/)

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> [Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/michelangelo-s-girlfriend-who-said-to-angelo-forget-the-paint-let-s/)

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> [King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/king-solomon-who-said-to-his-thousand-wives-who-doesn-t-have-a/)

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> [Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/sonny-von-bulow-who-said-to-her-husband-claus-on-their-honeymoon-stop/)

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> [Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/uncle-remus-who-said-to-uncle-ben-you-re-a-credit-to-your-rice-never/)

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> [Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/moses-who-said-to-the-children-of-israel-wear-your-galoshes-i-never/)

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> [Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/lee-iacocca-who-said-to-dolly-parton-why-do-you-need-an-airbag-never/)

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> [Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/dr-spock-who-said-never-raise-your-hands-to-your-kids-it-leaves-your/)

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> [Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/venus-de-milo-s-mother-who-once-said-to-venus-you-never-call-me-can-t/)

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> [Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/sonny-von-bulow-who-said-to-her-husband-claus-on-their-honeymoon-stop/)

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> [Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/moshe-dayan-who-donated-his-eye-to-cbs-never-got-a-dinner/)

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> [Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/dolly-parton-who-said-to-her-doctor-are-you-sure-it-s-a-chest-cold/)

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> [If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/if-i-lose-show-business-i-ll-really-be-an-orphan/)

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> [Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/adam-who-said-to-our-lord-in-the-garden-of-eden-i-got-more-ribs-you/)

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> [Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/joe-torre-who-switched-to-first-base-because-he-didn-t-want-to-go/)

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> [Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/eve-said-to-the-serpent-you-know-i-could-go-for-a-bite-to-eat-but-i/)

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> [E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/e-t-who-said-to-phyllis-diller-you-look-weird-never-got-a-dinner/)

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> [Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/never-raise-your-hand-to-your-kids-it-leaves-your-groin-unprotected/)

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> [Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/goliath-s-mother-who-said-to-goliath-stop-running-around-with-david/)

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> [Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/simon-peter-who-embarrassed-the-other-disciples-at-the-last-supper-by/)

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> [Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/jacques-cousteau-the-last-man-to-see-jimmy-hoffa-never-got-a-dinner/)

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> [Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/amelia-earhart-who-said-stop-looking-for-me-see-if-you-can-find-my/)

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> [Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/helen-of-troy-a-hooker-from-upstate-new-york-never-got-a-dinner/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/steven-spielberg-s-mother-who-said-to-e-t-i-don-t-care-where-you-re/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

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