--- title: "13 Said Quotes By Michael Buckley" description: "13 Said quotes by Michael Buckley. Plus more from Michael Buckley and more Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/michael-buckley-6403_doe_he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-sa_1215679.png" --- > [He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-said-he-does-that-sabrina-said/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/michael-buckley-6403_doe_he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-sa_1215679.png) > [You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-can-t-ground-us-we-re-homeless-daphne-said/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04e/michael-buckley-6403_daphne_you-can-t-ground-us-we-re-homeless-daphn_1688926.png) > [By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/by-the-way-you-don-t-need-the-makeup-puck-said/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a6/michael-buckley-6403_makeup_by-the-way-you-don-t-need-the-makeup-puc_2474399.png) > [I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-ate-her-cooking-for-eighteen-years-he-whispered-you-get-used-to-it/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3e/michael-buckley-6403_cooking_i-ate-her-cooking-for-eighteen-years-he_944842.png) > [But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hurt-daphne-said-besides-that-s/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/michael-buckley-6403_dad_but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hur_358708.png) > [You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-just-an-old-book-this-is-the/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/michael-buckley-6403_book_you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-ju_402930.png) > [Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/now-you-get-off-that-pegasus-and-come-down-here-and-start-acting-your/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/michael-buckley-6403_acting_now-you-get-off-that-pegasus-and-come-do_994051.png) > [Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/girls-i-need-to-tell-you-some-things-about-our-family-sabrina-said/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2be/michael-buckley-6403_brother_girls-i-need-to-tell-you-some-things-abo_539878.png) > [Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/freaky-monsters-were-trying-to-kill-us-sabrina-said-should-i-have/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccd/michael-buckley-6403_freaky_freaky-monsters-were-trying-to-kill-us-s_1131468.png) > [Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne-whimpered-that-would-be/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/michael-buckley-6403_angry_maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne_1252237.jpg) > [That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/that-s-the-coolest-thing-i-ve-ever-seen-puck-said-how-cool-will-it-be/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bed/michael-buckley-6403_coolest-thing_that-s-the-coolest-thing-i-ve-ever-seen_2583917.png) > [So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/so-henry-puck-said-as-he-kicked-off-his-shoes-and-propped-his-smelly/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c24/michael-buckley-6403_feet_so-henry-puck-said-as-he-kicked-off-his_1898748.png) > [I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-didn-t-do-it-he-insisted-then-why-did-you-run-sabrina-asked-and/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df2/michael-buckley-6403_bunnies_i-didn-t-do-it-he-insisted-then-why-did_1195705.png) ## Other authors on Said ## More by Michael Buckley > [“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/hanging-upside-down-above-them-was-a-fat-frog-faced-creature-its-head/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work. our labors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-that-is-love-isn-t-it-it-s-terribly-inconvenient-it-sweeps-you-up/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/oh-really-how-about-ms-longdon-who-swore-her-toilet-was-haunted-said/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/if-you-want-a-happy-ending-you-have-to-go-out-and-take-it/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/once-she-was-out-of-her-clothes-and-into-a-warm-robe-she-headed-back/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/keep-your-paws-off-my-fianc-e-you-flea-ridden-stray/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-sick-twisted-monster-sabrina-seethed-at-pinocchio/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-m-soooooo-telling-puck-stood-behind-her-you-two-disobeyed-your/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/for-one-he-was-worried-he-d-get-killed-which-was-something-he/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/and-who-are-you-supposed-to-be-the-king-of-snot-nosed-delinquents/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/when-did-you-suddenly-become-mister-maturity/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hurt-daphne-said-besides-that-s/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to call the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/though-he-could-not-remember-how-he-had-been-injured-or-how-long-he/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/nothing-like-a-puppet-to-give-you-the-willies/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) > [“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/is-this-a-torture-chamber-puck-asked-eagerly-listen-to-all-the/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said/michael-buckley/#itemlist", "name": "13 Said Quotes By Michael Buckley", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He turned into a rhinocerous,\" Ms. Smirt said. \"He does that,\" Sabrina said.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Buckley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-said-he-does-that-sabrina-said/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/michael-buckley-6403_doe_he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-sa_1215679.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/michael-buckley-6403_doe_he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-sa_1215679.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/michael-buckley-6403_doe_he-turned-into-a-rhinocerous-ms-smirt-sa_1215679.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He turned into a rhinocerous,\" Ms. Smirt said. \"He does that,\" Sabrina said.” — Michael Buckley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can't ground us. 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I'm waiting for the movie,\" Puck said.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Buckley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-just-an-old-book-this-is-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/michael-buckley-6403_book_you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-ju_402930.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/michael-buckley-6403_book_you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-ju_402930.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/michael-buckley-6403_book_you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-ju_402930.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. 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Sabrina flashed him an angry look. \"Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way,\" Puck continued.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Buckley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne-whimpered-that-would-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/michael-buckley-6403_angry_maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne_1252237.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/michael-buckley-6403_angry_maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne_1252237.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/michael-buckley-6403_angry_maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne_1252237.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Maybe one of the monsters ate him,\" Daphne whimpered. \"That would be awesome,\" Puck said. 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