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title: "84 Said Quotes By Jim Butcher"
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> [You need a prostate to understand,” I said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-need-a-prostate-to-understand-i-said/)

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> [“Sit down,” she said,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/sit-down-she-said/)

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> [I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-believe-that-there-s-a-cloud-for-every-silver-lining-i-said/)

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> [“Okay,” I said, fear making my voice weak. “This is bad. This is very, very bad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/okay-i-said-fear-making-my-voice-weak-this-is-bad-this-is-very-very/)

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> [“I can't be under arrest right now,” I said back to him. “I don't have the time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-can-t-be-under-arrest-right-now-i-said-back-to-him-i-don-t-have-the/)

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> [Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/unicorns-i-said-very-dangerous-you-go-first/)

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> [You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-re-such-a-cynic-molly-said-i-think-cynics-are-playful-and-cute/)

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> [I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-admit-morgan-said-with-another-withering-look-it-s-no-donut/)

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> [I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-stared-up-at-the-erlking-and-with-my-typical-pithy-brilliance-said/)

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> [Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/ack-i-said-fearless-master-of-the-witty-dialogue-that-s-me/)

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> [I mean it," I said. "You're in danger." "Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-mean-it-i-said-you-re-in-danger-relax-harry-i-m-not-letting-anyone/)

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> [Demonreach only wants Harry to see what's going on." "Why doesn't it just marry him?" Thomas muttered under his breath. "It sort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/demonreach-only-wants-harry-to-see-what-s-going-on-why-doesn-t-it/)

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> [It doesn't make you a monster to want, she said, her voice very gentle. It's what you do with it that matters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/it-doesn-t-make-you-a-monster-to-want-she-said-her-voice-very-gentle/)

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> [Erlking,” I told her. “Big-time bad guy. Wants to eat me.” “Why?” she asked. “Well. I met him,” I said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/erlking-i-told-her-big-time-bad-guy-wants-to-eat-me-why-she-asked/)

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> [If you shoot, I will kill her before I die." Yes," Kitai said in a patient tone. "Which is why I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/if-you-shoot-i-will-kill-her-before-i-die-yes-kitai-said-in-a-patient/)

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> [You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-re-playing-the-creepy-vibe-a-little-hard-i-said-might-as-well-go/)

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> [Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/tavi-grinned-are-you-with-me-the-plan-is-insane-ehren-said-you-are/)

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> [That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/that-s-the-problem-with-you-nearly-immortal-types-i-said-you-couldn-t/)

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> [You think this is going to work? This peaceful summit thing?” “Sure,” I said. After a second, I added, “Probably.” “Probably?” “Maybe,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-think-this-is-going-to-work-this-peaceful-summit-thing-sure-i/)

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> [Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute… We're his flunkies." "You, may be," Thomas said, sneering. "I'm his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/molly-blinked-then-looked-at-thomas-and-said-wait-a-minute-we-re-his/)

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> [Murphy nodded, frowning at the road ahead of her. "The reason treachery is so reveiled," she said in a careful tone of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/murphy-nodded-frowning-at-the-road-ahead-of-her-the-reason-treachery/)

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> [Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/just-remember-that-you-re-on-my-list-marcone-soon-as-i-get-done-with/)

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> [There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/there-was-a-sound-like-a-human-yawn-and-then-the-skull-turned/)

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> [Harry," she said quietly, "I know you must be angry." I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/harry-she-said-quietly-i-know-you-must-be-angry-i-burn-things-to-ash/)

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> [Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/tequila-i-asked-him-skeptically-are-you-sure-on-that-one-i-thought/)

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> [Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?” “What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together. “There are two kinds of people in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/star-trek-i-asked-her-really-what-she-demanded-bending-unnaturally/)

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> [Answer my question, Dresden,' Nicodemus growled. 'What is that?' 'A precaution against getting stuck in deep snow,' I said. 'He's training to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/answer-my-question-dresden-nicodemus-growled-what-is-that-a/)

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> [Oh," the girl said, shaking her head. "Don't be so simple. People adore monsters. They fill their songs and stories with them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/oh-the-girl-said-shaking-her-head-don-t-be-so-simple-people-adore/)

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> [I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-followed-him-through-the-halls-of-the-enormous-church-until-we-got/)

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> [Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/susan-hardly-had-begun-to-slow-down-when-tera-appeared-from-between-a/)

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> [Karrin smiled faintly and shook her head. "He always said you knew ghosts. You're sure it was really him?" Mort eyed her.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/karrin-smiled-faintly-and-shook-her-head-he-always-said-you-knew/)

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> [So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?" "Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-we-get-a-plan-i-said-any-suggestions-blow-up-the-building-kincaid/)

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> [Wait. You don't understand. I just wanted it to stop. Wanted the hurting to stop." I smoothed a bloodied lock of hair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/wait-you-don-t-understand-i-just-wanted-it-to-stop-wanted-the-hurting/)

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> [He’s being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,” Thomas said. “I figured he couldn’t jigger his way out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/he-s-being-held-prisoner-on-a-ceramic-lined-cookie-sheet-in-the-oven/)

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> [“So," he said. "Mab." I grunted vaguely in reply. "You hit that," Sanya said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-he-said-mab-i-grunted-vaguely-in-reply-you-hit-that-sanya-said/)

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> [Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/oh-what-would-you-like-on-your-vegetarian-pizza-dead-pigs-and-cows-i/)

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> [Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/nay-but-prithee-with-sprinkles-pon-it-instead-i-said-solemnly-and/)

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> [Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/okay-kincaid-said-anyone-have-any-questions-why-do-they-sell-hot-dogs/)

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> [When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/when-you-do-something-stupid-and-die-it-s-pathetic-i-said-when-you-do/)

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> [I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-m-brilliant-as-well-as-skilled-he-said-modestly-it-s-a-great-burden/)

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> [“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-stared-at-macfinn-for-a-long-moment-i-believed-that-he-was-telling/)

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> [“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-you-really-could-die-your-godmother-is-right-you-know-you-are-mad/)

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> [“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-knew-i-didn-t-have-much-of-a-chance-of-getting-away-from-that-swarm/)

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> [“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-told-you-molly-said-never-looking-toward-me-it-s-in-the-past-leave/)

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> [Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/punctuality-is-for-people-with-nothing-better-to-do/)

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> [“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/look-i-said-me-and-the-island-are-kind-of-partners-oh-right-thomas/)

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> [“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-swear-this-stupid-town-why-does-every-hideous-supernatural-thing/)

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> [Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/well-we-ll-just-have-to-hope-that-this-wasn-t-a-loup-garou-i-guess-if/)

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> [“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-m-going-to-use-them-to-track-him-down-and-thwart-him-thwart-sarissa/)

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> [“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/but-you-can-t-go-around-changing-your-definition-of-right-and-wrong/)

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> [“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/not-everyone-can-be-equally-right-harry-but-believe-you-me-everyone/)

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> [You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame." Sanya to Dresden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-are-a-drug-dealer-to-tiny-faeries-shame-sanya-to-dresden/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

> [“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I got in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/he-fell-into-step-beside-me-and-we-both-got-into-the-blue-beetle-he/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

> [Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/something-like-this-will-test-you-like-nothing-else-mac-said-you-re/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

> [“Mort looked at the cat and sighed. “Oh, sure. Professional ectomancer with a national reputation as a medium tells you what’s going on, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/mort-looked-at-the-cat-and-sighed-oh-sure-professional-ectomancer/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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                        "text": "“So,\" he said. \"Mab.\" I grunted vaguely in reply. \"You hit that,\" Sanya said.”",
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                        "text": "Okay,\" Kincaid said. \"Anyone have any questions?\" \"Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?",
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