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title: "79 Said Quotes By Ilona Andrews"
description: "79 Said quotes by Ilona Andrews. Plus more from Ilona Andrews and more Said sayings from other authors."
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> [Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/aha-so-i-m-not-crazy-you-are-most-definitely-crazy-derek-said-but-in/)

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> [He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-said-woman-in-the-same-way-i-d-say-mmmm-yummy-chocolate/)

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> [No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/no-he-just-needs-a-moment-curran-said-young-bouda-males-easily/)

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> [“You found me," he said. "You didn't hide very well. And I'm a PI.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-found-me-he-said-you-didn-t-hide-very-well-and-i-m-a-pi/)

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> [Oh, it's you," Curran's voice said quietly. "I thought it was an elephant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/oh-it-s-you-curran-s-voice-said-quietly-i-thought-it-was-an-elephant/)

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> [I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-prefer-the-term-sexual-deviant-myself-saiman-said/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-said-yeah-but-will-i-get-chicks-in-truckloads/)

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> [Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/great-now-i-ve-turned-into-a-manga-character-who-repeated-everything/)

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> [I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-have-a-vamp-body-for-you-andrea-said-it-s-in-the-freezer-i-gave-her/)

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> [So how was it?" she asked. "Kissing Curran?" "I can't let him kiss me again, because if he does, I'll sleep with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/so-how-was-it-she-asked-kissing-curran-i-can-t-let-him-kiss-me-again/)

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> [Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/grandpa-declan-raised-his-eyebrows-we-keep-him-in-the-shed-out-back/)

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> [He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-said-woman-in-the-same-way-i-d-say-mmmmm-yummy-chocolate-after/)

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> [For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know- I've gone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/for-a-second-i-thought-i-might-actually-be-alive-i-said-looking-at/)

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> [Our stares connected and we were quiet for a long minute, united by our misery. At least he understood me and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/our-stares-connected-and-we-were-quiet-for-a-long-minute-united-by/)

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> [The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-good-doctor-put-a-spoon-of-tea-into-my-honey-you-re-drinking-tea/)

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> [I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-finally-realized-the-source-of-your-mutual-attraction-saiman-said/)

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> [I said, I know why you’re afraid to fight with me.” "And why is that?” If he flexed again, I’d have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-said-i-know-why-you-re-afraid-to-fight-with-me-and-why-is-that-if/)

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> [You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-said-your-cousin-was-a-necromancer-you-know-how-the-natural/)

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> [I do shodo magic,” Dali said. “I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-do-shodo-magic-dali-said-i-curse-through-calligraphy-i-have-to/)

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> [The lion has to stay outside" "He won't like it" The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-lion-has-to-stay-outside-he-won-t-like-it-the-lion-shook-his-mane/)

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> [“You're everything to me," he said into my ear. I wanted to tell him that he was everything to me, that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-re-everything-to-me-he-said-into-my-ear-i-wanted-to-tell-him-that/)

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> [Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You're my mate."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/raphael-turned-me-over-and-looked-at-me-his-face-close-to-mine-you/)

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> [How are you?" "Perfectly fine," he said. "Are your ribs broken?" "Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully." "Did this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/how-are-you-perfectly-fine-he-said-are-your-ribs-broken-probably-not/)

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> [You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-know-she-said-stirring-her-tea-the-fastest-way-to-get-him-off/)

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> [It's my uniform. Everyone in my company wears it." "It's hideous." Rose felt her hackles rise. The neon green uniform was hideous,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/it-s-my-uniform-everyone-in-my-company-wears-it-it-s-hideous-rose/)

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> [Cerise ran through the course in her mind. “Three miles, stream on the right, Mozer Lake, Tinybear, Bigbear, Miller’s Path.” She paused,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/cerise-ran-through-the-course-in-her-mind-three-miles-stream-on-the/)

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> [A massive beast dashed along the mountain apex. Astamur reached for his rifle. “A demon?” “No, not a demon.” I might have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/a-massive-beast-dashed-along-the-mountain-apex-astamur-reached-for/)

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> [Tall, with skin the color of rich coffee, and dressed all in black, Jim looked like he was carved from a block…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/tall-with-skin-the-color-of-rich-coffee-and-dressed-all-in-black-jim/)

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> [Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble as yourself. I didn't think one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/congratulations-he-said-his-voice-dry-you-finally-managed-to-find-a/)

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> [What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/what-s-so-funny-your-panties-have-a-bow-he-said-i-looked-down-i-was/)

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> [I should’ve been furious, but for some reason I wasn’t. Maybe because I knew he was telling the truth. Maybe because Voron…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-should-ve-been-furious-but-for-some-reason-i-wasn-t-maybe-because-i/)

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> [I did some thinking.” “That is a very dangerous pastime,” Ghastek said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-did-some-thinking-that-is-a-very-dangerous-pastime-ghastek-said/)

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> [You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-said-sloppy-look-i-didn-t-even-use-my-sword-i-hit-him-with-my/)

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> [Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/aha-andrea-said-i-m-going-to-ignore-that-you-just-referred-to/)

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> [The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels" "It's me," Curran said. "I—" I hung up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-phone-rang-i-picked-it-up-kate-daniels-it-s-me-curran-said-i-i/)

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> [Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/screwy-i-said-is-that-a-medical-term-of-course/)

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> [We should clap or something." Curran said. "She's trying so hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/we-should-clap-or-something-curran-said-she-s-trying-so-hard/)

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> [And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/and-i-meant-to-tell-you-that-was-a-one-in-a-thousand-shot-she-raised/)

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> [Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/amy-elsie-moore-said-in-her-crackling-voice-her-gaze-fixed-on-declan/)

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> [Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/give-me-an-opportunity-to-fail-saiman-said-i-promise-my-corpse-won-t/)

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> [“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/did-he-kill-grandmother-i-whispered-don-t-be-ridiculous-erra-s-voice/)

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> [The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-only-way-to-make-sure-that-the-hand-didn-t-get-to-you-would-have/)

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> [“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hit-her-with-his-best-smile-her-eyes-widened-she-took-a-deep/)

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> [“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/because-he-doesn-t-want-me-talking-to-my-grandmother-barabas-looked/)

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> [I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-had-forgotten-that-talking-to-you-is-like-trying-to-pet-a-cactus/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-squeezed-his-hands-into-fists-i-picked-up-a-grapefruit-sized-rock/)

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> [“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-came-for-me-i-couldn-t-believe-it-he-came-for-me-into-a-flying/)

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> [Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/saiman-picked-up-a-coffee-mug-stared-at-it-and-hurled-it-against-the/)

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> [“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/slowly-the-reality-of-the-situation-sank-in-he-got-his-ass-kicked/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-paused-with-the-pen-in-my-hand-he-burst-into-flames-he-became/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hung-his-head-am-i-punished-yes-i-m-too-mad-to-punish-you-right/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-pervert-he-prefers-to-think-of-himself-as-sexual-deviant-semantics/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“I want you to understand me. This isn’t vengeance. This is punishment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-want-you-to-understand-me-this-isn-t-vengeance-this-is-punishment/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-snarled-i-showed-him-my-teeth-a-rolled-up-newspaper-landed-on-my/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-door-swung-open-and-kate-walked-in-her-jeans-and-t-shirt-were/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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                        "text": "I do shodo magic,” Dali said. “I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I can’t move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.” Oh good. “But don’t worry.” Dali waved her arms. “It’s so precise, it usually doesn’t work at all.” Better and better.",
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                        "text": "The lion has to stay outside\" \"He won't like it\" The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted. Skin stretched, bones twisted, and human Curran straightened. He was completely nude. Gloriously nude. \"Well,\" Hrefna said. \"I always wondered why you went all shapeshifter. Explain things.",
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                        "text": "“You're everything to me,\" he said into my ear. I wanted to tell him that he was everything to me, that I wouldn't let the darkness have him, that he never had to worry that I would give up and walk away. But the echoes of our shared pleasure stole the words, and so I said it the best I could. \"I love you.”",
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                        "text": "How are you?\" \"Perfectly fine,\" he said. \"Are your ribs broken?\" \"Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully.\" \"Did this settle anything?\" \"It made me feel better,\" he said, sitting up. \"Did you see me kick him in the kidneys?\" \"I saw.",
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                        "text": "It's my uniform. Everyone in my company wears it.\" \"It's hideous.\" Rose felt her hackles rise. The neon green uniform was hideous, but she didn't appreciate him pointing it out. She opened her mouth. \"Yet despite it, you look lovely,\" he said. \"Flattery will get you nowhere,\" she told him. \"It's not flattery,\" he said coldly. \"Flattery requires exaggeration. I'm merely stating a fact. You're a beautiful woman wearing an ugly sack of unnatural color.",
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                        "text": "Congratulations,\" he said, his voice dry. \"You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble as yourself. I didn't think one existed.\" \"I'm not tragic.\" Kaldar held up his hand. \"Spare me. Some children are born wearing a silk shirt; you were born wrapped in melancholy. When they slapped you to make you cry, you just sighed heavily and a single tear rolled from your eye.\" He dragged his finger from the corner of his left eye to his cheek. \" Your first words were probably 'woe is me.'\" \"My first words were 'Kaldar, shut up!' because you talked too much. Still do.",
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