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title: "36 Said Quotes By Eoin Colfer"
description: "36 Said quotes by Eoin Colfer. Plus more from Eoin Colfer and more Said sayings from other authors."
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> [Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/look-said-foaly-pointing-with-some-urgency-into-the-vast-steel-gray/)

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> [Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/mulch-was-not-impressed-i-m-not-impressed-he-said/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-fowl-will-never-be-secondary-i-thought-you-were-artemis-fowl/)

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> [And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/and-i-will-not-be-beaten-by-that-jackass-jackass-said-foaly-wounded/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-did-what-all-good-iriah-dads-do-when-faced-with-a-worthy-adversary/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/of-course-i-saved-you-she-said-i-couldn-t-do-without-you-and-because/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/he-took-a-deep-shuddering-breath-okay-i-said-it-it-s-out-there-and-i/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/wait-said-butler-just-wait-holly-artemis-has-a-plan-he-squinted/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-frowned-at-her-glad-to-see-you-ve-forgiven-yourself-so-quickly/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-turned-and-stared-at-his-friend-with-the-blue-eyes-holly-was/)

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> [We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough." ..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/we-lost-the-crickets-she-said-even-you-can-t-make-that-sound-tough-i/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/play-along-the-wink-said-i-ll-get-you-out-of-this-at-least-artemis/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/mulch-s-tongue-lolled-out-resting-on-the-centaur-s-neck-mmm-he/)

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> [Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/maybe-i-ll-keep-you-abbot-chuckled-and-prodded-artemis-s-back-with/)

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> [Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/orion-brightened-i-have-an-idea-yes-said-foaly-daring-to-hope-that-a/)

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> [She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/she-can-t-afford-to-commit-more-troops-holly-whispered-the-gate-is/)

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> [Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-fowl-grinned-right-back-at-him-and-pointed-his-index-finger/)

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> [how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-does-she-know-it-s-the-right-room-wondered-descant-oh-i-don-t/)

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> [Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/why-can-t-i-solve-this-problem-by-killing-someone-she-though/)

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> [So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/so-let-s-make-a-deal-if-you-do-not-voice-all-the-withering-comments/)

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> [Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/can-we-please-focus-we-are-supposed-to-be-professionals-holly-said/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, overtaking Artemis and looking him in the eye…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up-the-human-size-steps-wait/)

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> [Humans have a saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder-which/)

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> [Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-teenager-with-hormones-running/)

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> [ Will you miss him Holly?” he asked suddenly. \[...\] “No,” she said. “I will not miss him.” But her eyes told the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/will-you-miss-him-holly-he-asked-suddenly-no-she-said-i-will-not-miss/)

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> [Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/orion-nodded-then-asked-dwarf-cheese-cheese-made-by-dwarfs-oh-said/)

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> [I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-bet-said-mulch-that-you-would-set-the-world-on-fire-just-to-watch/)

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> [How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-did-that-go-he-asked-your-first-lengthy-conversation-with-a-girl/)

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> [Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/quickly-holly-said-artemis-urgently-follow-those-bubbles-holly-opened/)

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> [That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/that-was-all-he-said-except-for-aaaeerrgghhh-which-is-not-really-a/)

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> [Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/remember-this-you-gave-it-to-me-for-ensuring-your-trigger-finger-got/)

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> [I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-am-not-exuding-anything-said-holly-through-gritted-teeth-orion/)

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> [He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/he-threw-his-head-back-and-sang-i-am-a-centaur-yes-a-centaur-is-what/)

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> [I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-have-no-time-for-babbling-foolishness-don-t-be-so-hasty-said-victor/)

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> [I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-am-older-and-have-more-control-over-my-empathy-said-qwan-that-s-why/)

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> [Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/me-artemis-blurted-i-m-the-nut-artemis-could-have-sworn-the-squid/)

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## Other authors on Said

## More by Eoin Colfer

> [There’s always time for babbling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-s-always-time-for-babbling/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

> [And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/and-i-will-not-be-beaten-by-that-jackass-jackass-said-foaly-wounded/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

> [Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/thankfully-the-rest-of-the-world-assumed-that-the-irish-were-crazy-a/)

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> [The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-armrests-and-more-than-one-of/)

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> [Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/tea-at-the-beach-no-time-for-luxuries-holly-there-is-important-work/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

> [Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/wait-said-butler-just-wait-holly-artemis-has-a-plan-he-squinted/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

> [Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-is-alive-thought-foaly-my-princess-lives-exulted-orion-and-we/)

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> [“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various/)

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> [If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down-a-dark-alley-at-midnight-they/)

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> [Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/sig-sauer-nine-millimetres-thirteen-in-the-magazine-big-bullets-one/)

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> [“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-feel-him-near-in-the-twist-of-me-guts-it-s-something-i-ve-always/)

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> [Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/onscreen-foaly-rubbed-his-eyelids-with-his-index-fingers-yeah-yeah/)

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> [(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-sandwich-it-s-more-difficult/)

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> [Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/play-along-the-wink-said-i-ll-get-you-out-of-this-at-least-artemis/)

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> [“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/it-s-now-or-never-thought-otto-now-now-thought-witmeyer-and-so-ram/)

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                        "text": "Look!\" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, \"Someone who cares!",
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                        "text": "Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.",
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                        "text": "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.\" \"I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?\" said Holly.",
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                        "text": "And I will not be beaten by that jackass.\" \"Jackass?\" said Foaly, wounded. \"My favorite uncle is a jackass.",
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                        "text": "I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!",
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                        "text": "Of course I saved you,\" she said. \"I couldn't do without you.\" And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.",
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                        "text": "He took a deep, shuddering breath. \"Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?",
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                        "text": "Wait,\" said Butler. \"Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan.\" He squinted through the green dome. \"What is your plan, Artemis?\" All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.",
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                        "text": "Holly frowned at her. \"Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly.\" \"Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health.\" \"Child geniuses,\" growled Holly. \"Genii,\" said Minerva.",
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                        "text": "Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.",
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                        "text": "We lost the crickets,\" she said. \"Even you can't make that sound tough.\" ...\"I am Butler,\" he said with a straight-face. \"Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.",
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                        "text": "Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?",
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                        "text": "Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. \"Mmm,\" he mumbled around his tongue. \"Horse. Tasty\" \"Let's go,\" said Foaly nervously. \"Let's go right now.",
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                        "text": "Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.",
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                        "text": "Orion brightened. \"I have an idea.\" \"Yes?\" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. \"Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.",
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                        "text": "She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.",
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