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title: "35 Said Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones"
description: "35 Said quotes by Diana Wynne Jones. Plus more from Diana Wynne Jones and more Said sayings from other authors."
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> [I don’t think I will get married,” Polly said as she stood up. “I’m going to train to be a hero instead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-don-t-think-i-will-get-married-polly-said-as-she-stood-up-i-m-going/)

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> [Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/learn-to-drive-never-said-quentin-my-mission-in-life-is-to-be-a/)

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> [She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/she-said-over-my-dead-body-so-i-took-her-at-her-word/)

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> [When have you looked?" said Sophie. "Oh, how your rears flap and your long nose twitches", Howl croaked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/when-have-you-looked-said-sophie-oh-how-your-rears-flap-and-your-long/)

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> [Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/goats-said-maxwell-hyde-are-a-special-case-mad-as-hatters-all-of-them/)

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> [I'll show you how," Peter said. "Stop hiding behind your ignorance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-ll-show-you-how-peter-said-stop-hiding-behind-your-ignorance/)

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> [Then watch out. I warn you!" "That is very considerate of you," said Chrestomanci. "I like to be warned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/then-watch-out-i-warn-you-that-is-very-considerate-of-you-said/)

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> [I've often noticed" Fiona said, "that when people say, 'This can't happen in this day and age', they say it because it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-ve-often-noticed-fiona-said-that-when-people-say-this-can-t-happen/)

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> [Calcifer," Sophie said, "I shall have to break your contract. Will it kill you?" "It would if anyone else broke it," Calcifer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/calcifer-sophie-said-i-shall-have-to-break-your-contract-will-it-kill/)

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> [Howl said to Sophie, "I've been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/howl-said-to-sophie-i-ve-been-wondering-all-along-if-you-would-turn/)

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> [Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/oh-confound-that-gray-and-scarlet-suit-sophie-said-i-refuse-to/)

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> [Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/wizard-howl-said-wizard-suliman-i-must-apologize-for-trying-to-bite/)

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> [Alas, poor Yorick!" he said. "She heard mermaids, so it follows that there is something rotten in the state of Denmark. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/alas-poor-yorick-he-said-she-heard-mermaids-so-it-follows-that-there/)

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> [Howl has been very kind to me.” And this was true, Sophie realized. Howl showed his kindness rather strangely, but, considering all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/howl-has-been-very-kind-to-me-and-this-was-true-sophie-realized-howl/)

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> [By this time, half the people in High Norland were gathered in Royal Square to stare at the castle. They all watched…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/by-this-time-half-the-people-in-high-norland-were-gathered-in-royal/)

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> [I've got a hangover!" "No, you hit your head on the floor," Sophie said. Howl rose up on his hands and knees…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-ve-got-a-hangover-no-you-hit-your-head-on-the-floor-sophie-said/)

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> [Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/go-to-bed-you-fool-calcifer-said-sleepily-you-re-drunk-who-me-said/)

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> [Sophie said a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/sophie-said-a-bad-word-in-the-dim-light-she-had-stubbed-her-toe-on/)

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> [But Sophie and Howl were holding one another's hand and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop. "Don't bother me know," said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/but-sophie-and-howl-were-holding-one-another-s-hand-and-smiling-and/)

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> [I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-think-we-ought-to-live-happily-ever-after-and-she-thought-he-meant/)

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> [It's just as I thought," she said. "I prefer you to every single one of these. Some of these look far too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/it-s-just-as-i-thought-she-said-i-prefer-you-to-every-single-one-of/)

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> [Mr. Crossley suddenly wondered why he was why he was worrying about the note. It was only a joke, after all. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/mr-crossley-suddenly-wondered-why-he-was-why-he-was-worrying-about/)

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> [Yes. I was looking for Lettie. They were both very kind to me,” Percival said, “Even though they’d never seen me before.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/yes-i-was-looking-for-lettie-they-were-both-very-kind-to-me-percival/)

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> [I think my moment of revelation came when I saw this young man come on court in the most flamboyant clothes. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-think-my-moment-of-revelation-came-when-i-saw-this-young-man-come/)

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> [After that, all the while Millie was eating the pudding... we both tore Christopher's character to shreds. It was wonderful fun… He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/after-that-all-the-while-millie-was-eating-the-pudding-we-both-tore/)

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> [Can't you treat yourself with a bit more consideration?' 'Why should I?' Mordion said, hugging the duvet round himself. 'Because you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/can-t-you-treat-yourself-with-a-bit-more-consideration-why-should-i/)

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> [Doras II was a somewhat absentminded king, It is said, when Death came to summon him, Doras granted Death the usual formal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/doras-ii-was-a-somewhat-absentminded-king-it-is-said-when-death-came/)

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> [Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/really-these-wizards-you-d-think-no-one-had-ever-had-a-cold-before/)

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> [Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/annoyed-said-sophie-why-should-i-be-annoyed-someone-only-filled-the/)

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> [It was a perfectly normal May Day, but Sophie was scared of that too. And when a young man in a fantastical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/it-was-a-perfectly-normal-may-day-but-sophie-was-scared-of-that-too/)

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> [By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/by-now-it-was-clear-that-howl-was-in-a-mood-to-produce-green-slime/)

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> [Don’t interrupt,’ one of the boys said. ‘He’ll lose his life.’ Seeing it was a matter of life and death, Sophie and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/don-t-interrupt-one-of-the-boys-said-he-ll-lose-his-life-seeing-it/)

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> [You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/you-are-a-terror-aren-t-you-leave-this-yard-alone-i-know-just-where/)

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> [No I am not all right!” Chrestomanci said, after five minutes of this. “I have worldwide blisters. I need a shave. I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/no-i-am-not-all-right-chrestomanci-said-after-five-minutes-of-this-i/)

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> ["Eight Days of Luke" was refused by another confused publisher on the grounds that children shouldn't strike matches. When my agent pointed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/eight-days-of-luke-was-refused-by-another-confused-publisher-on-the/)

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## Other authors on Said

## More by Diana Wynne Jones

> [“Sophie and Howl were living - somewhat quarrelsomely it must be confessed, although they were said to be happiest that way - in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/sophie-and-howl-were-living-somewhat-quarrelsomely-it-must-be/)

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> [“What did you do?" said Charles. "You know that night all our shoes went into the hall," said Nirupam. "Well, we had a feast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/what-did-you-do-said-charles-you-know-that-night-all-our-shoes-went/)

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> [Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/take-it-from-me-fate-doesn-t-care-most-of-the-time/)

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> [“For a moment it seemed as if he was going to lose his temper too. His strange, pale eyes all but glared at Sophie.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/for-a-moment-it-seemed-as-if-he-was-going-to-lose-his-temper-too-his/)

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> [The truth between two people always cuts two ways.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/the-truth-between-two-people-always-cuts-two-ways/)

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> [“The soldier was like that. He was an expert in getting other people to do what he wanted. The only creature that could make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/the-soldier-was-like-that-he-was-an-expert-in-getting-other-people-to/)

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> [Beauty isn't made of sugar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/beauty-isn-t-made-of-sugar/)

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> [“Not likely!” Howl yelled. “I’m a coward. Only way I can do something this frightening is to tell my self I’m not doing it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/not-likely-howl-yelled-i-m-a-coward-only-way-i-can-do-something-this/)

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> [“Typical!” he said to Sophie. “ I break my neck to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!” Sophie looked up at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/typical-he-said-to-sophie-i-break-my-neck-to-get-here-and-i-find-you/)

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> [“Howl said, "I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/howl-said-i-think-we-ought-to-live-happily-ever-after-and-she-thought/)

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> [Busy old fool, unruly Sophie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/busy-old-fool-unruly-sophie/)

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> [But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/but-whoever-heard-of-enchanted-bacon-anyway/)

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> [“Then the geese replaced themselves with six pigs and vanished.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/then-the-geese-replaced-themselves-with-six-pigs-and-vanished/)

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> [If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/if-i-give-you-a-hint-and-tell-you-it-s-a-hint-it-will-be-information/)

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> [I only want to catch you,” Michael explained. “I won’t hurt you.” “No! No!” the star crackled desperately. “That’s wrong! I’m supposed to die!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-wynne-jones/i-only-want-to-catch-you-michael-explained-i-won-t-hurt-you-no-no-the/)

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                        "text": "Learn to drive?\" \"Never,\" said Quentin. \"My mission in life is to be a passenger.",
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                        "text": "Goats,\" said Maxwell Hyde, \"are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.",
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                        "text": "I'll show you how,\" Peter said. \"Stop hiding behind your ignorance.",
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                        "text": "Then watch out. I warn you!\" \"That is very considerate of you,\" said Chrestomanci. \"I like to be warned.",
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                        "text": "I've often noticed\" Fiona said, \"that when people say, 'This can't happen in this day and age', they say it because it is happening.",
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                        "text": "Calcifer,\" Sophie said, \"I shall have to break your contract. Will it kill you?\" \"It would if anyone else broke it,\" Calcifer said hoarsely. \"That's why I asked you to do it.",
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                        "text": "Howl said to Sophie, \"I've been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?",
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                        "text": "Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!\" Sophie said. \"I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!",
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                        "text": "Wizard Howl,\" said Wizard Suliman. \"I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.",
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                        "text": "Alas, poor Yorick!\" he said. \"She heard mermaids, so it follows that there is something rotten in the state of Denmark. I have caught an everlasting cold, but luckily I am terribly dishonest. I cling to that.",
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                        "text": "Howl has been very kind to me.” And this was true, Sophie realized. Howl showed his kindness rather strangely, but, considering all Sophie did to annoy him, he had been very good to her indeed. “Do listen. He’s not wicked at all!” There was a bit of a fizz from the grate at this, where Calcifer was watching with some interest. “ He isn’t!” Sophie said, to Calcifer as much as to Fanny..",
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                        "text": "By this time, half the people in High Norland were gathered in Royal Square to stare at the castle. They all watched with disbelief as the castle rose slightly into the air and glided toward the road that led southward. It was hardly more than an alley, really. \"It'll never fit!\" people said. But the castle somehow squeezed itself narrow enough to drift away along it and out of sight. The citizens of High Norland gave it a cheer as it went.",
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                        "text": "But Sophie and Howl were holding one another's hand and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop. \"Don't bother me know,\" said Howl. \"I only did it for the money.\" \"Liar!\"said Sophie. \"I said,\" Michael said, \"that Calcifer's come back!\" That did get Howl's attention and Sophie's too.",
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                        "text": "I think we ought to live happily ever after,\" and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try. \"It should be hair-raising,\" added Howl. \"And you'll exploit me,\" Sophie said. \"And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me.",
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                        "text": "It's just as I thought,\" she said. \"I prefer you to every single one of these. Some of these look far too proud of themselves, and some look selfish and cruel. You are unassuming and kind. I intend to ask my father to marry me to you, instead of to the Prince in Ochinstan. Would you mind?",
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                        "text": "Mr. Crossley suddenly wondered why he was why he was worrying about the note. It was only a joke, after all. He cleared his throat. Everyone looked up hopefully. 'Somebody,' said Mr. Crossley, 'seems to have sent me a Halloween message.' And he read out the note: 'SOMEONE IN THIS CLASS IS A WITCH.' 6B thought this was splendid news. Hands shot up all over the room like a bed of beansprouts. 'It's me, Mr. Crossley!' 'Mr. Crossley, I'm the witch!' 'Can I be the witch, Mr. Crossley?' 'Me, Mr. Crossley, me, me, me!",
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                        "text": "Yes. I was looking for Lettie. They were both very kind to me,” Percival said, “Even though they’d never seen me before. And Wizard Howl kept visiting to court Lettie. Lettie didn’t want him, and she asked me to bite him to get rid of him, until Howl suddenly began asking her about you and—“ “what?” he said, “ I know someone called sophie who looks a little like you.. And Lettie said, that’s my sister,’ without thinking,” Percival said. “ And she got terribly worried then, particularly as Howl went on asking about her sister.",
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                        "text": "I think my moment of revelation came when I saw this young man come on court in the most flamboyant clothes. He had a sweet smile and questionably blonde hair and a generally chirpy glamour that in fact concealed huge skill. When he was interviewed he confessed to hating to get angry and it was also said that he slithered out of winning when it came to the big matches. And I thought, My God! This Andre Agassi is the image of Howl in my book HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE!",
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                        "text": "Can't you treat yourself with a bit more consideration?' 'Why should I?' Mordion said, hugging the duvet round himself. 'Because you're a person, of course!' Ann snapped at him. 'One person ought to treat another person properly even if the person's himself!",
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                        "text": "Doras II was a somewhat absentminded king, It is said, when Death came to summon him, Doras granted Death the usual formal audience and then dismissed him from his presence. Death was too embarrassed to return until many years later- Ka'a Orto'o, Gnomic Utterances",
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                        "text": "Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?\" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet. \"I'm dying of boredom,\" Howl said pathetically. \"Or maybe just dying.",
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                        "text": "Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?",
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                        "text": "You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be able to find the things I need for my transport spells if you tidy them up.'So there was probably a bundle of souls or a box of chewed hearts somewhere out here, Sophie thought. She felt really thwarted. 'Tidying up is what I'm here for!' she shouted at Howl. 'Then you must think of a new meaning for your life,' Howl said.",
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