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title: "67 Said Quotes By Derek Landy"
description: "67 Said quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Said sayings from other authors."
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> [Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/life-isn-t-fair-skulduggery-said-in-my-experience-death-isn-t-so/)

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> [I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-love-stories-with-a-happy-ending-inspector-me-said/)

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> [Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/tanith-has-a-sword-said-valkyrie-i-want-a-stick-i-ll-get-you-a-stick/)

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> [You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-late-he-said-i-m-beautiful-you-re-always-beautiful-i-m-always/)

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> [The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-workshop-door-opened-and-skulduggery-emerged-ryan-he-said-stop/)

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> [They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-faced-each-other-i-m-going-to-enjoy-this-melancholia-said-i/)

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> [Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/please-forgive-me-pleasant-said-then-aimed-the-gun-at-the-girl-and/)

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> [I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-used-to-be-so-good-at-that-kind-of-thing-skulduggery-said-quietly/)

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> [Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/then-i-reckon-we-got-ourselves-a-good-old-fashioned-standoff-nobody/)

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> [You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-ve-done-what-i-know-he-said-you-re-impressed-you-send-me-out-for/)

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> [Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/cheer-up-everyone-he-said-a-new-brightness-to-his-voice-since-we-re/)

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> [It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/it-s-fairly-standard-also-i-m-fourteen-also-your-beard-s-stupid-isn-t/)

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> [Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/here-she-is-her-mum-said-cooing-at-the-baby-my-special-girl-oh-cheers/)

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> [They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-might-be-kittens-she-said-hopefully-they-re-stalking-us-they/)

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> [We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-didn-t-die-she-said-of-course-not-i-m-too-clever-to-die-and-you-re/)

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> [He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-does-this-on-purpose-stephanie-s-mother-said-as-they-sat-in-the/)

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> [The Torment turned his head to him, and frowned. "Who are you?" "I'm... sorry? It's me, it's Vaurien. Vaurien Scapegrace. I... built…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-torment-turned-his-head-to-him-and-frowned-who-are-you-i-m-sorry/)

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> [Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/ladies-and-gentleman-he-said-over-the-speakers-welcome-aboard-this/)

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> [There's a clock on the wall. Press your hand against the face and turn it very slightly to the. Left. There'll be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-a-clock-on-the-wall-press-your-hand-against-the-face-and-turn/)

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> [Emergency Valve Regulators," she repeated. "So you do know what your doing? "Not really," he said yanking another wire. 'I made up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/emergency-valve-regulators-she-repeated-so-you-do-know-what-your/)

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> [This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?" "Not stolen," said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's seat. "Almost stolen," Grascious corrected. "Semi-stolen,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/this-is-stolen-we-re-in-a-stolen-jet-not-stolen-said-donegan-bane/)

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> [So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-honest-ghastly-i-haven-t-a-bull/)

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> [Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stairs-valkyrie-said-disappointed-not-just-ordinary-stairs/)

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> [Where are you going?" "Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do." "Why did you pause?' "I'm sorry?" "You paused. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/where-are-you-going-nowhere-special-i-just-have-some-things-to-do-why/)

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> [Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there-oh-god-please-don-t-kill-me/)

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> [You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-in-a-bad-mood-skulduggery-said-i-understand-i-do-you-re-saying/)

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> [I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-should-go-in-alone-valkyrie-said-speaking-loudly-to-be-heard-if-we/)

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> [Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-at-the-baby-can-it-do-any/)

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> [You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-should-have-called-us-desmond-would-have-picked-you-up-no-i/)

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> [She turned to Skulduggery and held out her arms. “Come here, you.” He tilted his head. “My hugs are for special occasions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/she-turned-to-skulduggery-and-held-out-her-arms-come-here-you-he/)

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> [You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him-uh-no-she-s-like-i-said-she-s/)

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> [She glared at him. 'I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird.' 'Yes,' he said doubtfully. 'Yes, you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/she-glared-at-him-i-m-not-weird-like-that-i-m-good-weird-i-m-cool/)

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> [You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-make-a-good-point-fletcher-conceded-see-there-s-a-reason-why-you/)

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> [They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-say-sarcasm-is-the-lowest-form-of-wit-valkyrie-said-china/)

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> [He stepped closer to her. "Thank you for saving me," he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-stepped-closer-to-her-thank-you-for-saving-me-he-said-softly-and/)

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> [Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/do-you-think-we-ll-be-waiting-long-valkyrie-asked-keeping-her-voice/)

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> [So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery-your-entire-plan-consisted/)

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> [We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-live-in-a-time-of-fear-skulduggery-said-where-we-re-too-scared-of/)

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> [You look angry," he said. "You put me on hold." "For a very good reason." "You put me," she said very, very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-look-angry-he-said-you-put-me-on-hold-for-a-very-good-reason-you/)

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> [That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-said-i-didn-t-have-to-hit/)

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> [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/)

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> [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/)

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> [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/)

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> [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/)

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> [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/)

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> [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/)

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> [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/)

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> [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/)

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> [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/)

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> [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/)

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> [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/)

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> [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/)

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> [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/)

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> [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/)

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> [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/)

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                        "text": "The Torment turned his head to him, and frowned. \"Who are you?\" \"I'm... sorry? It's me, it's Vaurien. Vaurien Scapegrace. I... built the cellar for you?\" \"Oh,\" the Torment said. \"You. Why are you back? I thought you were dead. It would have been nice if you were dead",
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                        "text": "Ladies and gentleman,\" he said over the speakers, \"welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, I'd like to go over the safety features of this aircraft. It has an engine, to make us go, and wings, to keep us in the air. There are seatbelts, which won't do you an awful lot of good if we fly into the side of a mountain.",
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                        "text": "Emergency Valve Regulators,\" she repeated. \"So you do know what your doing? \"Not really,\" he said yanking another wire. 'I made up that term to keep you happy. I'm just pulling all the red wires because they're the pretty ones.",
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                        "text": "This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?\" \"Not stolen,\" said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's seat. \"Almost stolen,\" Grascious corrected. \"Semi-stolen,\" said Donegan. \"Quasi stolen,\" said Grascious. Aurora's frown did not turn upside down. \"So is it stolen or not?\" Donegan and Grascious hesitated. \"Yes,\"they both said toghether.",
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                        "text": "So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said. 'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest, Your Highness, I haven't a bull's notion.",
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                        "text": "Stairs,\" Valkyrie said, disappointed. \"Not just ordinary stairs,\" Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. \"Magic stairs.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh, yes.\" She followed him into the darkness. \"How are they magic?\" \"They just are.\" \"In what way?\" \"In a magicky way.\" She glared at the back of his head. \"They aren't magic at all, are they?\" \"Not really.",
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                        "text": "Where are you going?\" \"Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do.\" \"Why did you pause?' \"I'm sorry?\" \"You paused. You have 'some... things to do.' \"No reason, I just--\" \"You're up to something.\" \"No--\" \"Then why'd you pause?\" \"Get in the car.\" She got in. He got in. \"Seat belt,\" he said. Why'd you pause?\" His head drooped. \"Because I'm up to somthing.\" \"And why can't I come with you?\" \"Because it's something sneaky.\" \"Do you promise to tell me later?\" \"I do.\" \"Well all right then.\" She clicked her seat belt into place. \"Let's go.",
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                        "text": "Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, “you would have heard me say, ‘Come out, we’re not going to hurt you’. Idiot.” “He probably wouldn’t have said idiot,” Valkyrie told the sobbing man. “We’re trying our best to be nice.” The man blinked through his tears, and looked up. “You’re... You’re not going to kill me?” “No, we’re not,” Valkyrie said gently, “so long as you wipe your nose right now.",
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                        "text": "You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll kill you both.' 'Hurtful things said in the heat of the moment. We're not going to hold it against you, Bison. We're all friends here.' Valkyrie nodded. 'We love you Bison.' 'We do,' Skulduggery agreed. 'You're our favourite Necromancer. You're the cuddly one.' 'Shut up,' Dragonclaw said. 'Both of you just shut up.",
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                        "text": "I should go in alone,\" Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. \"If we both go in, it'll look to official.\" \"So I'll just stay out here?\" Skulduggery asked. \"But what'll I do? There's no one to talk to. It's boring.\" \"You're standing on the roof of a train,\" Valkyrie pointed out. \"If you find this boring, you really need your head examined. Just wait here. I'll do what has to be done and I'll be find out. \"Fine,\" he said, sounding grumpy. \"Don't be long.",
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                        "text": "Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. \"Can it do any tricks yet?\" \"I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?\" \"God, no,\" Fletcher said laughing. \"I'd drop it.\" \"It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby.\" \"You always say I am an idiot.\" \"But you're a special kind of idiot. Here.\" She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.",
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