--- title: "16 Said Quotes By Christopher Moore" description: "16 Said quotes by Christopher Moore. Plus more from Christopher Moore and more Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/christopher-moore-353_faith_that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-sa_3187219.jpg" --- > [That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-said-if-you-let-it-go-too-long/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/christopher-moore-353_faith_that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-sa_3187219.jpg) > [Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/oh-i-get-it-i-said-it-s-a-parable-cute-let-s-go-eat/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/christopher-moore-353_cute_oh-i-get-it-i-said-it-s-a-parable-cute-l_1283790.png) > [Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/moses-should-have-said-let-my-people-go-please/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c3/christopher-moore-353_moses_moses-should-have-said-let-my-people-go_1482190.png) > [Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/yo-yo-yo-check-it-out-said-pj-with-enough-hand-gestures-that-any-deaf/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc2/christopher-moore-353_checks_yo-yo-yo-check-it-out-said-pj-with-enoug_2593889.png) > [We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/we-really-have-to-get-going-sam-said-can-we-leave-the-car-here-and/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b8/christopher-moore-353_buddha-nature_we-really-have-to-get-going-sam-said-can_1047452.png) > [What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/what-is-your-name-asked-lear-caius-said-kent-and-whence-do-you-hail/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d81/christopher-moore-353_hail_what-is-your-name-asked-lear-caius-said_571830.png) > [You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-want-me-and-i-want-you-right-who-did-she-think-she-was-you-can-t/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/christopher-moore-353_i-want-you_you-want-me-and-i-want-you-right-who-did_2199237.jpg) > [I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-like-a-girl-with-a-substantial-bottom-said-renoir-drawing-in-the/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d3/christopher-moore-353_air_i-like-a-girl-with-a-substantial-bottom_493870.png) > [Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/ooo-ahe-e-i-aya-oa-a-she-said-in-yawnspeak-a-language-not-unlike/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67c/christopher-moore-353_hawaiians_ooo-ahe-e-i-aya-oa-a-she-said-in-yawnspe_1941186.png) > [So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/so-i-am-death-charlie-said-then-turned-to-his-daughter-while/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/227/christopher-moore-353_charlie_so-i-am-death-charlie-said-then-turned-t_2948100.png) > [I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-ve-got-to-think-that-that-was-unethical-joshua-said-josh-faking/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/christopher-moore-353_demonic_i-ve-got-to-think-that-that-was-unethica_1438674.jpg) > [Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/normally-if-i-met-a-guy-who-was-unemployed-and-illiterate-who-hadn-t/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/christopher-moore-353_bad-mood_normally-if-i-met-a-guy-who-was-unemploy_1866461.jpg) > [It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-s-about-average-for-us-behavior-always-draws-more-than-survey-we/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/christopher-moore-353_action_it-s-about-average-for-us-behavior-alway_3170554.png) > [Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/wet-towel-under-the-door-said-barry-it-s-what-you-do-when-you-re/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/christopher-moore-353_calling_wet-towel-under-the-door-said-barry-it-s_1818844.png) > [Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/mr-fresh-looked-up-the-book-says-if-we-don-t-do-our-jobs-everything/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2d/christopher-moore-353_book_mr-fresh-looked-up-the-book-says-if-we-d_2472294.jpg) > [Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/stop-i-said-please-do-not-further-endorken-yourself-to-me-you-have/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a4/christopher-moore-353_agendas_stop-i-said-please-do-not-further-endork_1509326.jpg) ## Other authors on Said ## More by Christopher Moore > [“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/love-them-all-said-renoir-that-is-the-secret-young-man-love-them-all/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-tried-cutting-myself-to-express-my-heartbreak-over-tommy-lord-flood/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/canada-is-a-myth-people-made-up-to-entertain-children-like-the-tooth/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/sarcasm-will-make-your-tits-fall-off/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-hope-you-are-not-here-to-ask-me-to-do-my-bawdy-business-the-monkey/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-prospect-of-change-is-a-many-fanged-beast-my-dear/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-night-was-crisp-and-the-stars-shone-with-a-cold-blue-light-like/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Children see magic because they look for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/children-see-magic-because-they-look-for-it/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/abby-von-normal-and-i-m-like-don-t-change-the-subject-kung-pao-what-i/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-can-t-just-go-around-blurting-out-the-truth-like-a-prophet-with/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/how-could-you-deal-with-a-creature-as-devious-as-woman/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/turning-your-ankle-hurts-like-hell-even-if-you-re-a-superhero/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/lonliness-evaporated-off-of-them-like-the-steam-off-dry-ice-and-by/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/give-us-a-call-or-you-know-flash-a-searchlight-in-the-sky-with-your/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-wasn-t-so-much-like-the-hands-of-time-had-stood-still-here-more/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said/christopher-moore/#itemlist", "name": "16 Said Quotes By Christopher Moore", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's the scary thing about hope,\" she said. \"If you let it go too long it turns into faith.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Christopher Moore" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-said-if-you-let-it-go-too-long/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/christopher-moore-353_faith_that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-sa_3187219.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/christopher-moore-353_faith_that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-sa_3187219.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/christopher-moore-353_faith_that-s-the-scary-thing-about-hope-she-sa_3187219.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That's the scary thing about hope,\" she said. \"If you let it go too long it turns into faith.” — Christopher Moore", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Oh, I get it,\" I said. \"It's a parable. 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