--- title: "9 Said Zaphod Quotes by 2 authors" description: "Browse 9 Said Zaphod quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Said Zaphod sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90b/douglas-adams-122_adventure_what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airi_2213332.png" --- > [“What are you after?" ... "Well," said Zaphod airily, "It's partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airily-it-s-partly-the-curiosity/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90b/douglas-adams-122_adventure_what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airi_2213332.png) > [“Yeah," said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, "and you, baby, should be in real life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a-glittering-pink-wing-and-you/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f84/anonymous-1_life_yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a_653890.jpg) > [“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-hit-myself-so-hard-i-won-t/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/douglas-adams-122_hard_if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-h_1683878.png) > [You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/you-are-zaphod-beeblebrox-yeah-said-zaphod-but-don-t-shout-it-out-or/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00e/douglas-adams-122_heard_you-are-zaphod-beeblebrox-yeah-said-zaph_443969.png) > [“Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop." "Why?" asked Marvin dolefully. "I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/marvin-he-said-just-get-this-elevator-go-up-will-you-we-ve-got-to-get/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/douglas-adams-122_elevator_marvin-he-said-just-get-this-elevator-go_81465.jpg) > [“What, are you, crazy?' 'It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet', said Zaphod quietly. 'I know as much about myself as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/what-are-you-crazy-it-s-a-possibility-i-haven-t-ruled-out-yet-said/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/081/douglas-adams-122_crazy_what-are-you-crazy-it-s-a-possibility-i_1946373.png) > [“Zaphod, who is this man?” said Trillian shakily, wobbling to her feet. “What’s he doing here? Why’s he on our ship?” “He’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/zaphod-who-is-this-man-said-trillian-shakily-wobbling-to-her-feet/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c28/anonymous-1_stupid-man_zaphod-who-is-this-man-said-trillian-sha_3206108.jpg) > [“Hey, er ..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully. "I don't know. Why, do you think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the-man-looked-at-them-doubtfully/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea5/douglas-adams-122_think-odd_hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the_203320.png) > [“Wow,' said Zaphod Beeblebrox to the Heart of Gold. There wasn't much else he could say. He said it again because he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/wow-said-zaphod-beeblebrox-to-the-heart-of-gold-there-wasn-t-much/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbb/douglas-adams-122_gaze_wow-said-zaphod-beeblebrox-to-the-heart_1156324.png) ## Top authors on Said Zaphod - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-douglas-adams-30413.jpg) Douglas Adams 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-zaphod/douglas-adams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-zaphod/#itemlist", "name": "Said Zaphod Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What are you after?\" ... \"Well,\" said Zaphod airily, \"It's partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it's the fame and the money…”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Douglas Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airily-it-s-partly-the-curiosity/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90b/douglas-adams-122_adventure_what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airi_2213332.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90b/douglas-adams-122_adventure_what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airi_2213332.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90b/douglas-adams-122_adventure_what-are-you-after-well-said-zaphod-airi_2213332.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What are you after?\" ... \"Well,\" said Zaphod airily, \"It's partly the curiosity, partly a sense of…” — Douglas Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Yeah,\" said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, \"and you, baby, should be in real life.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a-glittering-pink-wing-and-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f84/anonymous-1_life_yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a_653890.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f84/anonymous-1_life_yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a_653890.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f84/anonymous-1_life_yeah-said-zaphod-patting-the-thing-on-a_653890.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Yeah,\" said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, \"and you, baby, should be in real life.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Douglas Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-hit-myself-so-hard-i-won-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/douglas-adams-122_hard_if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-h_1683878.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/douglas-adams-122_hard_if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-h_1683878.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/douglas-adams-122_hard_if-i-ever-meet-myself-said-zaphod-i-ll-h_1683878.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.” — Douglas Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 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It seems very odd to give a bundle of vague sensory perceptions a name.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Douglas Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the-man-looked-at-them-doubtfully/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea5/douglas-adams-122_think-odd_hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the_203320.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea5/douglas-adams-122_think-odd_hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the_203320.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea5/douglas-adams-122_think-odd_hey-er-said-zaphod-what-s-your-name-the_203320.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hey, er ...\" said Zaphod, \"what's your name?\" The man looked at them doubtfully. \"I don't know. 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As he grinned his heart screamed unbearably and he fingered the small Paralyso-Matic bomb that nestled quietly in his pocket. Finally he could bear it no more. 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