---
title: "3 Said Wizard Quotes By Terry Pratchett"
description: "3 Said Wizard quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Said Wizard sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg"
---

> [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg)

> [Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in-this-forest-yes-said-the/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/terry-pratchett-19_forest_do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in_2593343.jpg)

> [He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard-he-muttered-you-don-t/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/terry-pratchett-19_bigs_he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard_3017214.jpg)

## More by Terry Pratchett

> [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

> [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/#itemlist",
            "name": "3 Said Wizard Quotes By Terry Pratchett",
            "numberOfItems": 3,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people. Funny, really. I mean, you'd expect it to be the other way round.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Terry Pratchett"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of…” — Terry Pratchett",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Terry Pratchett"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in-this-forest-yes-said-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/terry-pratchett-19_forest_do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in_2593343.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/terry-pratchett-19_forest_do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in_2593343.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/terry-pratchett-19_forest_do-you-think-there-s-anything-to-eat-in_2593343.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.” — Terry Pratchett",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard,\" he muttered. \"You don't understand at all,\" said the wizard wearily. \"I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Terry Pratchett"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard-he-muttered-you-don-t/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/terry-pratchett-19_bigs_he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard_3017214.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/terry-pratchett-19_bigs_he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard_3017214.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/terry-pratchett-19_bigs_he-talks-pretty-big-for-a-gutter-wizard_3017214.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard,\" he muttered. \"You don't understand at all,\" said the wizard…” — Terry Pratchett",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/",
            "name": "Said Wizard Quotes by Terry Pratchett",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/terry-pratchett-19_humor_there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was_9288.jpg"
            },
            "description": "3 Said Wizard quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Said Wizard sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Said Wizard",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Terry Pratchett",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-wizard/terry-pratchett/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```