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> [“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-flanagan/horace-felt-an-overwhelming-need-to-sneeze-he-tried-to-smother-the/)

[John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-flanagan/)

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> [They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/they-came-out-in-a-dim-damp-basement-a-generic-sort-of-place-full-of/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. Will you shut up? he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. 'I'm sorry'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-flanagan/will-looked-up-angrily-shaking-his-head-in-disbelief-will-you-shut-up/)

[John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-flanagan/)

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> [It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-summers/it-used-to-be-said-that-when-the-u-s-sneezed-the-world-caught-a-cold-2/)

[Lawrence Summers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-summers/)

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> [“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-flanagan/horace-felt-an-overwhelming-need-to-sneeze-he-tried-to-smother-the-2/)

[John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-flanagan/)

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