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title: "18 Said Seriously Quotes by 18 authors"
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> [Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-dawson/thats-what-she-said-no-seriously-she-just-said-that/)

[Shane Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-dawson/)

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> [“I said to Augustus, “Observation: Standing in line is a form of oppression,” and he said, “Seriously.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-said-to-augustus-observation-standing-in-line-is-a-form-of/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/said-after-she-had-been-seriously-ill-the-doctors-were-very-brave/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [“Sometimes,” he said very seriously, “fifteen minutes is all it takes for your entire life to change.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bella-andre/sometimes-he-said-very-seriously-fifteen-minutes-is-all-it-takes-for/)

[Bella Andre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bella-andre/)

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> [“Wow,' he said. 'Seriously - \*wow\*. I mean, what are the odds that of all the people Dad might marry, the chick's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kody-keplinger/wow-he-said-seriously-wow-i-mean-what-are-the-odds-that-of-all-the/)

[Kody Keplinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kody-keplinger/)

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> [“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/so-what-do-we-do-next-y-know-as-people-in-a-relationship-after-they/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“You have a lot of options,” I said seriously. “I’m not the best one.” “No.” He agreed. “You’re not.” Geez, he could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cambria-hebert/you-have-a-lot-of-options-i-said-seriously-i-m-not-the-best-one-no-he/)

[Cambria Hebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cambria-hebert/)

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> [“And then you met me," I said. "And then I met you," she said, smiling softly. "And all was right with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fisher-amelie/and-then-you-met-me-i-said-and-then-i-met-you-she-said-smiling-softly/)

[Fisher Amelie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fisher-amelie/)

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> [“Jesus Christ, really? How did you ever survive living with me as long as you did without having sex every other hour?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-lee-smith/jesus-christ-really-how-did-you-ever-survive-living-with-me-as-long/)

[R. Lee Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-lee-smith/)

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> [“Honestly," I said. What?" Come on. You have to admit it's sort of ridiculous." What is?" Now that I had to define…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/honestly-i-said-what-come-on-you-have-to-admit-it-s-sort-of/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [“Why would you do that to me?” she said, her voice full of tears. “Why would you do that to anyone? Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-cox/why-would-you-do-that-to-me-she-said-her-voice-full-of-tears-why/)

[Chloe Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-cox/)

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> [“Can I kill him?” Calvin said it so seriously. It just about melted her panties right off. No man should ever look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-langlais/can-i-kill-him-calvin-said-it-so-seriously-it-just-about-melted-her/)

[Eve Langlais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-langlais/)

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> [“He looked at Harry for a moment and then said, very seriously, ‘Yeh know what I’d love, Harry? I’d love yeh ter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/he-looked-at-harry-for-a-moment-and-then-said-very-seriously-yeh-know/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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> [“You’re all tapped,” Nolan said. “Seriously tapped in the head.” Megan laughed. “I think so, too. For the record.” “Thank you,” Nolan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-force/you-re-all-tapped-nolan-said-seriously-tapped-in-the-head-megan/)

[Marie Force](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-force/)

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> [“Listen Peter,’ he said seriously. ‘What I'm about to say is extremely important, not only for your own good, but for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-st-john/listen-peter-he-said-seriously-what-i-m-about-to-say-is-extremely/)

[Peter St. John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-st-john/)

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> [“She chuckled and then said seriously, "Don't sweat it. I can only guess at what this must feel like, but you gotta…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bethany-lovell/she-chuckled-and-then-said-seriously-don-t-sweat-it-i-can-only-guess/)

[Bethany Lovell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bethany-lovell/)

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> [“As we drove back up to the school, I asked him, “You’re not doing this because of me, are you?” “Ending the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/as-we-drove-back-up-to-the-school-i-asked-him-you-re-not-doing-this/)

[Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/)

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> [“There's something I have to say," I said seriously, looking her in the eye. She smiled. "Oookay." She was mocking me-mocking my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/there-s-something-i-have-to-say-i-said-seriously-looking-her-in-the/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

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