--- title: "8 Said Sergeant Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Said Sergeant quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Said Sergeant sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/georgette-heyer-1080_humor_nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve_75721.jpg" --- > [“Nothing more likely,"said Hannasyde. "I've got to try and rattle him." "It's him that'll do the rattling,"said the Sergeant darkly. "he's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgette-heyer/nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve-got-to-try-and-rattle-him-it/) [Georgette Heyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgette-heyer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/georgette-heyer-1080_humor_nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve_75721.jpg) > [“You know, said Sergeant Benton, I'll never understand the Doctor. He's always so sorry in the end for the horrible creatures we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-hulke/you-know-said-sergeant-benton-i-ll-never-understand-the-doctor-he-s/) [Malcolm Hulke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-hulke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/708/malcolm-hulke-259096_medicine_you-know-said-sergeant-benton-i-ll-never_190853.jpg) > [“It’s forty kilometers through hell, sir,” said the sergeant. Mitty finished one last brandy. “After all,” he said softly, “what isn’t?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-thurber/it-s-forty-kilometers-through-hell-sir-said-the-sergeant-mitty/) [James Thurber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-thurber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e69/james-thurber-1534_said-sergeant_it-s-forty-kilometers-through-hell-sir-s_1762630.png) > [“A halt was called, and the men threw themselves prostrate on the road without loosening their packs. At that moment, the outfit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clair-kenamore/a-halt-was-called-and-the-men-threw-themselves-prostrate-on-the-road/) [Clair Kenamore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clair-kenamore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/clair-kenamore-100428_army_a-halt-was-called-and-the-men-threw-them_1817444.jpg) > [“Incredible,” said Constable Dawes. “Impossible,” said Sergeant Michaels. “Elementary,” said my professor with a grin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-misri/incredible-said-constable-dawes-impossible-said-sergeant-michaels/) [Angela Misri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-misri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7f/angela-misri-63336_angela-misri_incredible-said-constable-dawes-impossib_1824783.jpg) > [I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-want-unnecessary-violence-sergeant-said-blouse-right-you-are/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b67/terry-pratchett-19_blouses_i-don-t-want-unnecessary-violence-sergea_1923206.jpg) > [“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’ Not me, sir. Other people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/how-can-you-protect-yourself-by-carrying-a-sword-if-you-don-t-know/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/terry-pratchett-19_humor_how-can-you-protect-yourself-by-carrying_2088606.jpg) > [“Always ask any questions that are to be asked and never answer any. Turn everything you hear to your own advantage. Always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flann-o-brien/always-ask-any-questions-that-are-to-be-asked-and-never-answer-any/) [Flann O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flann-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c6/flann-o-brien-6916_brake_always-ask-any-questions-that-are-to-be_2630007.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-sergeant/#itemlist", "name": "Said Sergeant Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nothing more likely,\"said Hannasyde. \"I've got to try and rattle him.\" \"It's him that'll do the rattling,\"said the Sergeant darkly. \"he's the nearest thing to a snake I've seen outside of the Zoo.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Georgette Heyer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgette-heyer/nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve-got-to-try-and-rattle-him-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/georgette-heyer-1080_humor_nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve_75721.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/georgette-heyer-1080_humor_nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve_75721.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/georgette-heyer-1080_humor_nothing-more-likely-said-hannasyde-i-ve_75721.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nothing more likely,\"said Hannasyde. \"I've got to try and rattle him.\" \"It's him that'll do the…” — Georgette Heyer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You know, said Sergeant Benton, I'll never understand the Doctor. 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Other people. They see the sword and don’t attack me,’ said Maladict patiently. Yes, but if they did, lad, you wouldn’t be any good with it,’ said the sergeant. No, sir. I’d probably settle for just ripping their heads off, sir. That’s what I mean by protection, sir. Theirs, not mine. 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