--- title: "20 Said Rincewind Quotes By Terry Pratchett" description: "20 Said Rincewind quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Said Rincewind sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/terry-pratchett-19_quote_shlup-said-rincewind-1540048_1540048.jpg" --- > [“Shlup,’ said Rincewind.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/shlup-said-rincewind/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/terry-pratchett-19_quote_shlup-said-rincewind-1540048_1540048.jpg) > [My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/my-name-is-immaterial-she-said-that-s-a-pretty-name-said-rincewind/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72f/terry-pratchett-19_names_my-name-is-immaterial-she-said-that-s-a_2153706.jpg) > [“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/luck-is-my-middle-name-said-rincewind-indistinctly-mind-you-my-first/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c60/terry-pratchett-19_humor_luck-is-my-middle-name-said-rincewind-in_3138931.jpg) > ["There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-s-a-door-he-whispered-where-does-it-go-it-stays-where-it-is-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/863/terry-pratchett-19_discworld_there-s-a-door-he-whispered-where-does-i_3057964.jpg) > [The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-tezuman-priests-have-a-sophisticated-calendar-and-an-advanced/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/terry-pratchett-19_calendars_the-tezuman-priests-have-a-sophisticated_2713265.jpg) > [“Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/not-much-call-for-a-barbarian-hairdresser-i-expect-said-rincewind-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea1/terry-pratchett-19_hairdresser_not-much-call-for-a-barbarian-hairdresse_2451456.jpg) > [“I was supposed to be making some soup," said Rincewind. He waved the onions vaguely. It was probably not the most heroic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-was-supposed-to-be-making-some-soup-said-rincewind-he-waved-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c5/terry-pratchett-19_gesture_i-was-supposed-to-be-making-some-soup-sa_1807535.jpg) > [“There was something else I was trying to say,’ said Rincewind, letting go of the hand. He looked blank for a moment,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-was-something-else-i-was-trying-to-say-said-rincewind-letting/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/871/terry-pratchett-19_remember_there-was-something-else-i-was-trying-to_515078.jpg) > [“I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower. Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-hope-you-re-not-proposing-to-enslave-us-said-twoflower-marchesa/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/421/terry-pratchett-19_humour_i-hope-you-re-not-proposing-to-enslave-u_821044.jpg) > [“...All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/all-the-shops-have-been-smashed-open-there-was-a-whole-bunch-of/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/terry-pratchett-19_musical-instruments_all-the-shops-have-been-smashed-open-the_790073.jpg) > [“Not much. I never really spent anything. I’ve often wondered what being poor was like.” “You’re going to get a huge opportunity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/not-much-i-never-really-spent-anything-i-ve-often-wondered-what-being/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27e/terry-pratchett-19_fitness_not-much-i-never-really-spent-anything-i_287671.jpg) > [“Tell him - tell him he's very welcome. Tell him breakfast is - uh - one gold piece'. For a moment Broadman's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/tell-him-tell-him-he-s-very-welcome-tell-him-breakfast-is-uh-one-gold/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/terry-pratchett-19_internal-struggle_tell-him-tell-him-he-s-very-welcome-tell_2376960.jpg) > [“Lightning is the spears hurled by the thunder giants when they fight,” it said gently. “Established meteorological fact. You can’t harness it.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/lightning-is-the-spears-hurled-by-the-thunder-giants-when-they-fight/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/627/terry-pratchett-19_lightning_lightning-is-the-spears-hurled-by-the-th_326080.jpg) > [“I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-know-what-to-do-he-said-no-harm-in-that-i-ve-never-known-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/590/terry-pratchett-19_certainty_i-don-t-know-what-to-do-he-said-no-harm_1302966.jpg) > [“Dead?' said Rincewind. In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting. Relief was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/dead-said-rincewind-in-the-debating-chamber-of-his-mind-a-dozen/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84a/terry-pratchett-19_next-door_dead-said-rincewind-in-the-debating-cham_2327956.jpg) > [“So we’re surrounded by absolutely nothing,” said Rincewind. “Total nothing.” He hesitated. “There’s a word for it,” he said. “It’s what you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/so-we-re-surrounded-by-absolutely-nothing-said-rincewind-total/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/terry-pratchett-19_quote_so-we-re-surrounded-by-absolutely-nothin_1401657.jpg) > [“I expect everything will turn out all right in the end,' said Twoflower. Rincewind looked at him. remarks like that always threw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-expect-everything-will-turn-out-all-right-in-the-end-said-twoflower/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/809/terry-pratchett-19_last-year_i-expect-everything-will-turn-out-all-ri_1012628.jpg) > [“I expect you know what this is, don’t you?” Rincewind stared down at the box. It had a round glass eye protruding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you-rincewind-stared-down-at-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f0/terry-pratchett-19_demon_i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you_655641.jpg) > [“Everyone knows this, don’t they?” Cohen gaped at him in astonishment. “Blood-sucking ghosts, as a matter of fact,” said Rincewind. “After all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/everyone-knows-this-don-t-they-cohen-gaped-at-him-in-astonishment/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/656/terry-pratchett-19_flesh-and-blood_everyone-knows-this-don-t-they-cohen-gap_1647721.jpg) > [“He was trying to conjure up a succubus." It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-was-trying-to-conjure-up-a-succubus-it-should-be-impossible-to/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da5/terry-pratchett-19_demon_he-was-trying-to-conjure-up-a-succubus-i_1488854.jpg) ## More by Terry Pratchett > [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-rincewind/terry-pratchett/#itemlist", "name": "20 Said Rincewind Quotes By Terry Pratchett", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Shlup,’ said Rincewind.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/shlup-said-rincewind/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/terry-pratchett-19_quote_shlup-said-rincewind-1540048_1540048.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/terry-pratchett-19_quote_shlup-said-rincewind-1540048_1540048.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/terry-pratchett-19_quote_shlup-said-rincewind-1540048_1540048.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Shlup,’ said Rincewind.” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My name is immaterial,' she said. 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Do what the madman says and he’ll give you gold.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you-rincewind-stared-down-at-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f0/terry-pratchett-19_demon_i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you_655641.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f0/terry-pratchett-19_demon_i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you_655641.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f0/terry-pratchett-19_demon_i-expect-you-know-what-this-is-don-t-you_655641.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I expect you know what this is, don’t you?” Rincewind stared down at the box. 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