--- title: "8 Said Mort Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 8 Said Mort quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Said Mort sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/terry-pratchett-19_boredom_have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-livin_298751.jpg" --- > [“Have you any idea how boring it is living here?” “Probably not,” said Mort, adding with genuine longing, “I’ve heard about boredom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-living-here-probably-not-said-mort/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/terry-pratchett-19_boredom_have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-livin_298751.jpg) > [Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/death-was-standing-behind-a-lectern-poring-over-a-map-he-looked-at/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19e/terry-pratchett-19_behinds_death-was-standing-behind-a-lectern-pori_663748.jpg) > [“That’s not very fair.” THERE’S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/that-s-not-very-fair-there-s-no-justice-said-mort-just-us/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bc/terry-pratchett-19_justice_that-s-not-very-fair-there-s-no-justice_665397.jpg) > [It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?" THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. "Is it like this every night?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-beautiful-said-mort-softly-what-is-it-the-sun-is-under-the-disc/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36d/terry-pratchett-19_beautiful_it-s-beautiful-said-mort-softly-what-is_1992744.jpg) > [“I can't believe all this," said Mort. "I mean you sound as if you want to die." "There's some things I shall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-can-t-believe-all-this-said-mort-i-mean-you-sound-as-if-you-want-to/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a90/terry-pratchett-19_said_i-can-t-believe-all-this-said-mort-i-mea_2900821.jpg) > [“We thought the fireworks were marvelous,” said Mort. “And I expect they'll soon be able to rebuild the outer wall.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/we-thought-the-fireworks-were-marvelous-said-mort-and-i-expect-they/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/terry-pratchett-19_fireworks_we-thought-the-fireworks-were-marvelous_2908752.jpg) > [Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there. You haven't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/death-was-standing-behind-a-lectern-poring-over-a-map-he-looked-at-2/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04c/terry-pratchett-19_behinds_death-was-standing-behind-a-lectern-pori_2923559.jpg) > [THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-s-no-justice-said-mort-just-us/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/terry-pratchett-19_just_there-s-no-justice-said-mort-just-us-318_3187265.jpg) ## Top authors on Said Mort - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-mort/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-mort/#itemlist", "name": "Said Mort Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Have you any idea how boring it is living here?” “Probably not,” said Mort, adding with genuine longing, “I’ve heard about boredom but I’ve never had a chance to try it.” “It’s dreadful.” “If it comes to that, excitement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-living-here-probably-not-said-mort/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/terry-pratchett-19_boredom_have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-livin_298751.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/terry-pratchett-19_boredom_have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-livin_298751.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/terry-pratchett-19_boredom_have-you-any-idea-how-boring-it-is-livin_298751.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Have you any idea how boring it is living here?” “Probably not,” said Mort, adding with genuine longing…” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. 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Life, I'm referring to. You can't trust your own body, and it's time to move on. I reckon it's about time I tried something else. 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