--- title: "1 Said Men Quotes By Mark" description: "1 Said Men quotes by Mark. Plus more from Mark and more Said Men sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/deb/mark-8156_joke_god-comes-and-says-i-want-the-men-to-mak_2899773.jpg" --- > [God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/god-comes-and-says-i-want-the-men-to-make-two-lines-one-line-for-the/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/deb/mark-8156_joke_god-comes-and-says-i-want-the-men-to-mak_2899773.jpg) ## Other authors on Said Men ## More by Mark > [=.Best Moments In Life.= -2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach -2 clear Ur last exam -2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/best-moments-in-life-2-laugh-until-it-hurts-ur-stomach-2-clear-ur/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [You have the power](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/you-have-the-power/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/there-were-11-people-ten-men-and-one-woman-hanging-onto-a-rope-that/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [We may nt b eligible 4 oscars or grammys, but we are eligible 4 lifes precious moment A gig hug, a quiet evening walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/we-may-nt-b-eligible-4-oscars-or-grammys-but-we-are-eligible-4-lifes/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Hum itne khas nai ki yad rakhe ja sake¦na itne khus kismat ki kisi k dil me jagh bana sake¦¦hum to bas itna hi…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/hum-itne-khas-nai-ki-yad-rakhe-ja-sake-na-itne-khus-kismat-ki-kisi-k/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Move to your heart, Breathe. Close your eyes and breathe deeply - slowly - fill your lungs with love and gratitude - exhale each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/move-to-your-heart-breathe-close-your-eyes-and-breathe-deeply-slowly/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [The greatest challenge in life is](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/the-greatest-challenge-in-life-is/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Make someone smile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/make-someone-smile/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Most of the problems in life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/most-of-the-problems-in-life/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [You cant be good enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/you-cant-be-good-enough/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [People dont always need advice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/people-dont-always-need-advice/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [E na samajh na ke tujhe bhul jaenge Door reheke bhi tere yaad ayenge Dost banke agar raas na aye to Ajnabi bankar tere…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/e-na-samajh-na-ke-tujhe-bhul-jaenge-door-reheke-bhi-tere-yaad-ayenge/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [A best friend isnt someone whos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/a-best-friend-isnt-someone-whos/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi. When He Proposd Bhindi (Who Was Egoistic -and- Very Proud Of Her Slim Figure) She Rjectd His Proposal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/aalu-was-in-love-wid-bhindi-when-he-proposd-bhindi-who-was-egoistic/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) > [Life is a journey. It is not a race to test who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark/life-is-a-journey-it-is-not-a-race-to-test-who-can-finish-first-or/) [Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-men/mark/#itemlist", "name": "1 Said Men Quotes By Mark", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. 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