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title: "2 Said Maggie Quotes By Mira Grant"
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> [“If the directions say to do it, we do it," said Maggie. "That's what everyone says. If you don't listen to the Monkey, he doesn't meet with you." "Let's hope the directions don't tell us to shoot a man in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/if-the-directions-say-to-do-it-we-do-it-said-maggie-that-s-what/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/mira-grant-1141_money_if-the-directions-say-to-do-it-we-do-it_1545058.png)

> [You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to be nice. We just go to bed every night hoping you won't mutate us before we wake up.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/you-re-a-mad-scientist-said-maggie-in-what-may-well-have-been/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

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## More by Mira Grant

> [“It was beautiful. He thought he had never seen anything so beautiful in all his life; that, having seen it, he could die content,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/it-was-beautiful-he-thought-he-had-never-seen-anything-so-beautiful/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/and-then-everything-was-in-the-hands-of-gravity-which-has-never-had/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/rick-stared-at-him-your-brother-is-an-alien-yeah-but-he-s-a-cute-one/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/may-posterity-show-mercy-when-it-look-back-upon-the-work-we-do-today/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/last-guy-i-was-interested-in-turned-out-to-be-an-incestuous/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/if-you-want-to-go-foraging-into-the-wilds-of-canada-without-proper/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [“Dr. Banks and his team could have learned a lot from watching The Secret of NIMH a few times. Maybe it would have convinced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/dr-banks-and-his-team-could-have-learned-a-lot-from-watching-the/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/things-it-is-not-polite-to-discuss-at-the-dinner-table-politics/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/if-anything-global-response-to-the-rising-only-confirmed-something/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [This is what I do know: A lie, however well-intended, can't prepare you for reality or change the world... To tell the truth is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/this-is-what-i-do-know-a-lie-however-well-intended-can-t-prepare-you/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [“The Imagine Network has already agreed to pay the FAA fines for this one-time display of the unedited footage,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/the-imagine-network-has-already-agreed-to-pay-the-faa-fines-for-this/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/sometimes-in-the-news-luck-is-just-a-matter-of-capitalizing-on/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [“She was sitting on the counter, holding a can of Coke. “Looking for this?” she asked. “My savior.” I walked toward her, making grabbing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/she-was-sitting-on-the-counter-holding-a-can-of-coke-looking-for-this/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [Every life has a watershed moment, an instant when you realize you're about to make a choice that will define everything else you ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/every-life-has-a-watershed-moment-an-instant-when-you-realize-you-re/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

> [...even saying good-bye isn’t enough. There’s always one more thing you should have had the time to say, or do, or ask. There’s always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/even-saying-good-bye-isn-t-enough-there-s-always-one-more-thing-you/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

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