--- title: "7 Said Maggie Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 7 Said Maggie quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Said Maggie sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/956/kurt-vonnegut-41_bad-thing_did-that-really-happen-said-maggie-white_530227.jpg" --- > [“Did that really happen?" said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/did-that-really-happen-said-maggie-white-she-was-a-dull-person-but-a/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/956/kurt-vonnegut-41_bad-thing_did-that-really-happen-said-maggie-white_530227.jpg) > [“There are always things to miss," said Maggie. "No matter where you are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-maclachlan/there-are-always-things-to-miss-said-maggie-no-matter-where-you-are/) [Patricia MacLachlan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-maclachlan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/patricia-maclachlan-14887_miss_there-are-always-things-to-miss-said-mag_722370.jpg) > [“Do you want the window open?” “No. This room is too cold already,” the little lady said. “You said a minute ago…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gertrude-chandler-warner/do-you-want-the-window-open-no-this-room-is-too-cold-already-the/) [Gertrude Chandler Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gertrude-chandler-warner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/676/gertrude-chandler-warner-15594_too-hot_do-you-want-the-window-open-no-this-room_930350.jpg) > [“If the directions say to do it, we do it," said Maggie. "That's what everyone says. If you don't listen to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/if-the-directions-say-to-do-it-we-do-it-said-maggie-that-s-what/) [Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/mira-grant-1141_money_if-the-directions-say-to-do-it-we-do-it_1545058.png) > [“Keep safe?' said Maggie. 'How are we supposed to keep safe, Nash? We've got a frigging murderer running loose about the hills,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-skuse/keep-safe-said-maggie-how-are-we-supposed-to-keep-safe-nash-we-ve-got/) [C.J. Skuse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-skuse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d62/c-j-skuse-60288_internet-connection_keep-safe-said-maggie-how-are-we-suppose_1856713.jpg) > [“Did that really happen?” said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut-jr/did-that-really-happen-said-maggie-white-she-was-a-dull-person-but-a-2/) [Kurt Vonnegut Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut-jr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/kurt-vonnegut-jr-2355_birth-control_did-that-really-happen-said-maggie-white_2906208.jpg) > [You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/you-re-a-mad-scientist-said-maggie-in-what-may-well-have-been/) [Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caf/mira-grant-1141_abbey_you-re-a-mad-scientist-said-maggie-in-wh_3211546.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-maggie/#itemlist", "name": "Said Maggie Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Did that really happen?\" said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies right away. She hadn’t had even one baby yet. She used birth control. \"Of course it happened,\" Trout told her. \"If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. 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