--- title: "1 Said Hannah Quotes By Doug MacLeod" description: "1 Said Hannah quotes by Doug MacLeod. Plus more from Doug MacLeod and more Said Hannah sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c1/doug-macleod-44770_bad-man_as-it-happens-i-m-a-terrible-dancer-bear_99883.jpg" --- > [“As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and singing. But there are humans who catch bears and force us to dance. It’s agony. And there are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/as-it-happens-i-m-a-terrible-dancer-bears-are-simply-not-made-for/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c1/doug-macleod-44770_bad-man_as-it-happens-i-m-a-terrible-dancer-bear_99883.jpg) ## More by Doug MacLeod > [“As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and singing. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/as-it-happens-i-m-a-terrible-dancer-bears-are-simply-not-made-for/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“You don’t understand,’ I said. ‘I need to be with her. With every fibre of my being I ache for her. I’m in love.’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/you-don-t-understand-i-said-i-need-to-be-with-her-with-every-fibre-of/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“No one here is allowed to die without my permission.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/no-one-here-is-allowed-to-die-without-my-permission/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“I’m not scared any more,’ said Midge. ‘Thank you, Kevin. Sometimes you can be very kind.’ ‘Yes,’ said Kevin. ‘And if you tell that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/i-m-not-scared-any-more-said-midge-thank-you-kevin-sometimes-you-can/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“Are you sure this is a good idea?’ I ask. ‘No,’ says Amber. ‘Let’s do it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/are-you-sure-this-is-a-good-idea-i-ask-no-says-amber-let-s-do-it/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says. ‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’ ‘Only if you do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/i-feel-like-i-m-going-to-die-he-says-could-we-talk-for-a-few-minutes/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?’ I asked. ‘You cannot take these flowers,’ said Zoran. ‘They belong to the government.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/could-i-pick-some-flowers-for-miranda-i-asked-you-cannot-take-these/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“You must think it strange that I'm digging up my grandfather." "Not at all. I'm sure many young men dig up their grandfathers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/you-must-think-it-strange-that-i-m-digging-up-my-grandfather-not-at/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) > [“When there is darkness there is no point to be down. It is your chance to shine!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-macleod/when-there-is-darkness-there-is-no-point-to-be-down-it-is-your-chance/) [Doug MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-macleod/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-hannah/doug-macleod/#itemlist", "name": "1 Said Hannah Quotes By Doug MacLeod", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and singing. 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