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title: "6 Said Guess Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slappy-white/i-asked-my-date-what-she-wanted-to-drink-she-said-oh-i-guess-i-ll/)

[Slappy White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slappy-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/slappy-white-90107_champagne_i-asked-my-date-what-she-wanted-to-drink_178919.png)

> [You said you'd always be there for me, but I guess that was just another one of your lies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-said-you-d-always-be-there-for-me-but-i-guess-that-was-just/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c8/anonymous-1_being-forgotten_you-said-you-d-always-be-there-for-me-bu_443013.jpg)

> [I said I was over you, I guess I'm lying to myself now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-said-i-was-over-you-i-guess-i-m-lying-to-myself-now/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b0/anonymous-1_breakups_i-said-i-was-over-you-i-guess-i-m-lying_474922.jpg)

> [ “Well, then," Brian said. "I guess it will be all right - if there's still time for some pie?" \[Brian Moser\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/well-then-brian-said-i-guess-it-will-be-all-right-if-there-s-still/)

[Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/574/jeff-lindsay-1259_alright_well-then-brian-said-i-guess-it-will-be_653383.png)

> [“I don’t know,” he said finally, nearly breathless. “Your calf?” “Want to guess again?” “Your…” He bit his lower lip. “Chest?” “Nope.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-erickson/i-don-t-know-he-said-finally-nearly-breathless-your-calf-want-to/)

[Megan Erickson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-erickson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/545/megan-erickson-2059_guess_i-don-t-know-he-said-finally-nearly-brea_2612946.jpg)

> [I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-saw-a-transvestite-wearing-a-t-shirt-that-said-guess/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/971/demetri-martin-511_said_i-saw-a-transvestite-wearing-a-t-shirt-t_2825532.jpg)

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