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> [Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/saint-christopher-who-said-where-can-i-get-a-frank-sinatra-medal/)

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## More by Red Buttons

> [Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/sonny-von-bulow-who-said-to-her-husband-claus-on-their-honeymoon-stop/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/moshe-dayan-who-donated-his-eye-to-cbs-never-got-a-dinner/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/dolly-parton-who-said-to-her-doctor-are-you-sure-it-s-a-chest-cold/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/if-i-lose-show-business-i-ll-really-be-an-orphan/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/adam-who-said-to-our-lord-in-the-garden-of-eden-i-got-more-ribs-you/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/joe-torre-who-switched-to-first-base-because-he-didn-t-want-to-go/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/eve-said-to-the-serpent-you-know-i-could-go-for-a-bite-to-eat-but-i/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/e-t-who-said-to-phyllis-diller-you-look-weird-never-got-a-dinner/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/never-raise-your-hand-to-your-kids-it-leaves-your-groin-unprotected/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/goliath-s-mother-who-said-to-goliath-stop-running-around-with-david/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/simon-peter-who-embarrassed-the-other-disciples-at-the-last-supper-by/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/jacques-cousteau-the-last-man-to-see-jimmy-hoffa-never-got-a-dinner/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/amelia-earhart-who-said-stop-looking-for-me-see-if-you-can-find-my/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/helen-of-troy-a-hooker-from-upstate-new-york-never-got-a-dinner/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

> [Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/steven-spielberg-s-mother-who-said-to-e-t-i-don-t-care-where-you-re/)

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