--- title: "1 Said Beautiful Quotes By Max Monroe" description: "1 Said Beautiful quotes by Max Monroe. Plus more from Max Monroe and more Said Beautiful sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f16/max-monroe-27918_every-woman_and-then-he-leaned-back-staring-down-at_2013668.jpg" --- > [“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I sure as hell did. They”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/and-then-he-leaned-back-staring-down-at-his-bride-and-said-you-re-so/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f16/max-monroe-27918_every-woman_and-then-he-leaned-back-staring-down-at_2013668.jpg) ## More by Max Monroe > [“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into the water…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/sure-i-wouldn-t-be-in-range-to-do-more-than-dial-911-if-she-slipped/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Holy fucking goat scrotums!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/holy-fucking-goat-scrotums/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/but-how-do-you-know-because-it-s-our-book-cassie-yours-and-mine-this/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“We were all well-off, grown-as-fuck men, but you’d be surprised by how similar we were to a group of teenage girls sometimes. “And”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/we-were-all-well-off-grown-as-fuck-men-but-you-d-be-surprised-by-how/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words out loud.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-shook-my-head-she-didn-t-respond-see-the-way-phone-conversations/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-might-as-well-have-offered-up-my-vagina-to-the-museum-of-natural/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“  Fuck you very much, Leslie. You always manage to ruin everything, but you didn’t ruin this.   Disclaimer: You are NOT the Leslie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/fuck-you-very-much-leslie-you-always-manage-to-ruin-everything-but/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all it takes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/beautiful-i-shrieked-slamming-the-door-to-my-apartment-behind-me-the/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-d-sign-up-to-flip-burgers-at-the-nearest-fast-food-joint-if-it/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/the-commentators-are-calling-him-boobear-i-asked-fighting-a-smile-no/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/but-what-made-a-man-was-not-the-absence-of-mistakes-but-rather-the/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Shut your crimson lip-stain-covered trap!” Perfect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/shut-your-crimson-lip-stain-covered-trap-perfect/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/and-then-he-leaned-back-staring-down-at-his-bride-and-said-you-re-so/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“If you don’t want my tongue in your mouth, you better say so fast.” Her eyes had only the time to widen before my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/if-you-don-t-want-my-tongue-in-your-mouth-you-better-say-so-fast-her/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“She was beautiful in the way all women were, but she was also different. All this individuality that she never apologized for. It consumed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/she-was-beautiful-in-the-way-all-women-were-but-she-was-also/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-beautiful/max-monroe/#itemlist", "name": "1 Said Beautiful Quotes By Max Monroe", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I sure as hell did. 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